I assume you are taken |
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"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room." |
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I assume you are taken |
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"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
Mes Tarrant, if I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. |
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I'm ready to change my Facebook relationship status if you are. |
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I melt in your mouth, not in your hands. |
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Let's go from emailing to instant message! |
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Is it hot here or is it just you? |
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"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
You have the most amazing man boobs I have ever seen. |
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You must be Miss Universe. If I am wrong then this is a rip off! |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
We've been good friends for an involving 5 minutes. A good friend would set me up with you. |
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Have we ever met? Oh yeah! You're my lover from my last life! |
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"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
My heart just skipped a beat. |
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Let's have a heart exchange |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
Your button is undone. Let me get that for you. |
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My doctor said I was going to die. I'm a virgin. |
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"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?" |
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Your clothes are too revealing according to the rules of this building. You must take them off. |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
I'll pay you $400.00 to eat a peach in front of me. |
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My eyes are glued to you. Did you see anyone with a gluestick? I need to thank them |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
I truely enjoy any activity that involves you bending over. |
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I searched for happiness all my life and finally I find you! |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
There's more than a hundred things I love about you and I'll tell you one for every year we're together. |
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I would ask you out but you are so sexy that my appearence is not worthy of you |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
You're my top non-sexual crush. |
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