Thread: Journey to the center of my buttcrack D:

Cremate my legs.

Bury the rest.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Cremate my legs.

Bury the rest.

God damn, that's some style right there.

Oh, I forgot.

Stuff my cock and put it in a museum. I'll be famous enough by then.

Too sensless, even for senseless.

I'm locking this, guys.

The best,

~ Grod

Originally Posted by Grod

Too sensless, even for senseless.

I'm locking this, guys.

The best,

~ Grod

Lol, I'm so not doing that again!

Had people thinking Carou was a mod in chat last time lulz.

I think it's stupid to care about what happens to your body after you die. I mean the only opinions that will matter at that point will be those of your family/friends anyway.


What do you think...?

~

On one hand, I agree. At the same time, the thought of the necrophiliac mortician raping (...can the dead be raped?) my corpse is something I'd really prefer not to happen. I know it won't matter, and I know I shouldn't care, and that actually no one is losing and the mortician is winning, and from a rational standpoint I don't care. But at the same point..

And that's without me ever leaving the morgue.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

I think it's stupid to care about what happens to your body after you die. I mean the only opinions that will matter at that point will be those of your family/friends anyway.


What do you think...?

~

Lol, I think that you can sanction my eudaimonia any time you like. :3

Really though, scatter me to the winds or something pretentious.

I for one would donate my body to necrophiliacs because I don't really care. I'm dead. At least they'll get some use out of it.

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

I for one would donate my body to necrophiliacs because I don't really care. I'm dead. At least they'll get some use out of it.

Yeah like AIDS.

Actually the AIDS virus would die only minutes after my physical death. It's just a fail safe if I ever get a coma or something.

"Hey bitch I raped you while you were in a coma!"

"Haha now you have AIDS"

I've always planned on shouting that at rapists, but then I realized they're probably the ones spreading that shit in the first place.

Rapist: IMA TAP THAT (*cough*cough*)
Shift: BITCH, I GOTS AIDS!
Rapist: Can't catch that shit twice!
Shift: ...motherfuck.

Originally Posted by Shift

Shift: BITCH, I GOTS AIDS!
Rapist: Can't catch that shit twice!
Shift: ...motherfuck.

Rofl!!

Well I mean it's not funny but... it also is.

2. Because I intend to come back. And six feet isn't so hard to dig through as un-scattering some ashes.

And my name is Alex. What's yours?

Originally Posted by Grod

Too sensless, even for senseless. :shakehead2

Agreed. This thread wreaks. Probably from the stench of the OP's "buttcrack".

Originally Posted by Shift

I've always planned on shouting that at rapists, but then I realized they're probably the ones spreading that shit in the first place.

Rapist: IMA TAP THAT (*cough*cough*)
Shift: BITCH, I GOTS AIDS!
Rapist: Can't catch that shit twice!
Shift: ...motherfuck.

ROFL...

That is too damn funny!

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Agreed. This thread wreaks. Probably from the stench of the OP's "buttcrack".

'Reeks'.

It wreaks nothing but mild-mannered mayhem in a comically ineffective sort of sense.

What's cheaper, cremation or a traditional funeral?

I think I'll always want to be cryogenically frozen though, even if I'm only a guinea pig.

Originally Posted by audreyaussie

when you die would you prefer


1. to be cremated

or

2. be buried six feet under


***
PS: what's your name?
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i love you

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

'Reeks'.

It wreaks nothing but mild-mannered mayhem in a comically ineffective sort of sense.

DV's Resident Asshole is not amused.

Also, no cremating. I want to be a full body when I come back from the dead to destroy humanity.

buttsecks?

Oh, you caught onto that one?

I'd like to be buried standing on my head. I live in an upside-down world, I want to leave it right-side up.

Either that or I want to be mounted and placed in the Smithsonian, with a motion-activated voice-box that speaks a pre-recorded message in my own voice. That way I can still weird people out after I'm dead.