Journey to the center of my buttcrack D:

[audreyaussie]

when you die would you prefer 1. to be cremated or 2. be buried six feet under *** PS: what's your name? ***

[Kushna Mufeed]

Cremate my legs. Bury the rest.

[ClouD]

Cremate my legs. Bury the rest. God damn, that's some style right there.

[Kushna Mufeed]

Oh, I forgot. Stuff my cock and put it in a museum. I'll be famous enough by then.

[Grod]

Too sensless, even for senseless. I'm locking this, guys. The best, ~ Grod

[ClouD]

Too sensless, even for senseless. I'm locking this, guys. The best, ~ Grod Lol, I'm so not doing that again! Had people thinking Carou was a mod in chat last time lulz.

[Mes Tarrant]

I think it's stupid to care about what happens to your body after you die. I mean the only opinions that will matter at that point will be those of your family/friends anyway. What do you think...? ~

[Shift]

On one hand, I agree. At the same time, the thought of the necrophiliac mortician raping (...can the dead be raped?) my corpse is something I'd really prefer not to happen. I know it won't matter, and I know I shouldn't care, and that actually no one is losing and the mortician is winning, and from a rational standpoint I don't care. But at the same point.. And that's without me ever leaving the morgue.

[ClouD]

I think it's stupid to care about what happens to your body after you die. I mean the only opinions that will matter at that point will be those of your family/friends anyway. What do you think...? ~ Lol, I think that you can sanction my eudaimonia any time you like. :3 Really though, scatter me to the winds or something pretentious.

[Original Poster]

I for one would donate my body to necrophiliacs because I don't really care. I'm dead. At least they'll get some use out of it.

[ClouD]

I for one would donate my body to necrophiliacs because I don't really care. I'm dead. At least they'll get some use out of it. Yeah like AIDS.

[Original Poster]

Actually the AIDS virus would die only minutes after my physical death. It's just a fail safe if I ever get a coma or something. "Hey bitch I raped you while you were in a coma!" "Haha now you have AIDS"

[Shift]

I've always planned on shouting that at rapists, but then I realized they're probably the ones spreading that shit in the first place. Rapist: IMA TAP THAT (*cough*cough*) Shift: BITCH, I GOTS AIDS! Rapist: Can't catch that shit twice! Shift: ...motherfuck.

[Mes Tarrant]

Shift: BITCH, I GOTS AIDS! Rapist: Can't catch that shit twice! Shift: ...motherfuck. Rofl!! Well I mean it's not funny but... it also is.

[Siиdяed]

2. Because I intend to come back. And six feet isn't so hard to dig through as un-scattering some ashes. And my name is Alex. What's yours?

[Jeff777]

Too sensless, even for senseless. :shakehead2 Agreed. This thread wreaks. Probably from the stench of the OP's "buttcrack".

[Ne-yo]

I've always planned on shouting that at rapists, but then I realized they're probably the ones spreading that shit in the first place. Rapist: IMA TAP THAT (*cough*cough*) Shift: BITCH, I GOTS AIDS! Rapist: Can't catch that shit twice! Shift: ...motherfuck. ROFL... That is too damn funny!

[Siиdяed]

Agreed. This thread wreaks. Probably from the stench of the OP's "buttcrack". 'Reeks'. It wreaks nothing but mild-mannered mayhem in a comically ineffective sort of sense.

[Catbus]

What's cheaper, cremation or a traditional funeral? I think I'll always want to be cryogenically frozen though, even if I'm only a guinea pig.

[Man of Shred]

when you die would you prefer 1. to be cremated or 2. be buried six feet under *** PS: what's your name? *** i love you

[Jeff777]

'Reeks'. It wreaks nothing but mild-mannered mayhem in a comically ineffective sort of sense.

[Techno]

DV's Resident Asshole is not amused. Also, no cremating. I want to be a full body when I come back from the dead to destroy humanity.

[Xaqaria]

buttsecks?

[Techno]

Oh, you caught onto that one?

[Man of Steel]

I'd like to be buried standing on my head. I live in an upside-down world, I want to leave it right-side up. Either that or I want to be mounted and placed in the Smithsonian, with a motion-activated voice-box that speaks a pre-recorded message in my own voice. That way I can still weird people out after I'm dead.