The Not Quite So Truly Senseless Thread

**Bearsy** · 09-05-2007 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by Elis D.

Have you ever put an ice cube up your bum hole?

It feels good for a second... then as the cold takes over and your sphincter tightens up you realize that it was not such a great idea.

Anyone?

**Sandform** · 09-09-2007 03:14 AM

kooochie koochie koo.

**Jeff777** · 09-11-2007 08:59 AM

Man of steel, you're going to love this joke...Superman was flying overhead one day and saw wonderwoman lying on her back spread eagle and naked. So he thought to himself..."Since I am faster than a speeding bullet...let's see if I burst a quickie without her noticing..." He sped down towards her at an incredible speed and began thrusting incredibly fast then flew off laughing. Wonderwoman opened her eyes, looked around and said "What was that?!" Then the Invisible man pulled out from wonderwoman and said "I don't know, but my butt sure as hell hurts." Only for you MOS

**Man of Steel** · 09-11-2007 11:59 AM

That's an oldie but a goody. Unfortunately, the joke conveniently forgets that Wonder Woman is a lesbian, and that it was the Invisible Woman, going down like Motown. Though my aim was admittedly a bit off. X-ray vision just doesn't help much at that altitude.