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    1. 07-05-2009 03:25 PM #51
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      Call your mom a filthy whore. Women take that as a compliment.
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    2. 07-05-2009 06:34 PM #52
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      Quote Originally Posted by Demon Parasite View Post
      Call your mom a filthy whore. Women take that as a compliment.
      I do that on a regular basis! (not at all)
      if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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    3. 07-05-2009 06:54 PM #53
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      Quote Originally Posted by Demon Parasite View Post
      Call your mom a filthy whore. Women take that as a compliment.
      That is terrible advice when it comes to women who really are filthy whores. They are not sexually turned on by men who disrespect them. Compliments make them so horny they can't stand it. They are only attracted to guys who are very, very nice to them. The nicer you are to them, the better your chances of getting them in bed.
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    4. 07-06-2009 01:44 AM #54
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      Always drive through the closed railroad crossing arms.....you CAN beat approaching trains.
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    5. 07-06-2009 01:52 AM #55
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      Go to work naked tomorrow, your boss will take you more seriously.
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    6. 07-06-2009 04:22 AM #56
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      If you go to work in a fursuit he'll take you even more seriously though.
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    7. 07-06-2009 04:32 AM #57
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      Offer to sell a job interviewer really cheap meth to get on his good side and secure the job
      This shit never happens to me
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    8. 07-10-2009 04:50 PM #58
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      Bump
      This shit never happens to me
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    9. 07-10-2009 05:54 PM #59
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      Quote Originally Posted by Fableflame View Post
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      That's horrible advice.
      Things are not as they seem
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    10. 07-11-2009 10:38 AM #60
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      If you make sexual advances towards a girl and she says "Stop, please!", she's obviously playing hard to get. Good going tiger, keep at it!
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
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      You do this every fucking time.

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    11. 07-11-2009 07:27 PM #61
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      The harder someone slaps you, the more they love you. Go out and get the most love you can get.
      if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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      Aim low.


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      If MoS says hes going to ban you from chat, just ignore him and continue trolling

      (i know from experience)
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    14. 07-15-2009 03:13 PM #64
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      Being antisocial gets you the most friends. Go do it, champ!

      Hey guys, I'm back. Feels good man
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    15. 07-28-2009 11:12 AM #65
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      insecticide is not only a good substitute for mosquito repellent it's a replacement!
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      remove the catalytic converter from your car. It runs a lot cleaner that way.
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    17. 07-29-2009 09:34 AM #67
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      Remove your brain. Only 70% of it does anything!

      Hey guys, I'm back. Feels good man
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      Be sure to rub rat poison on yourself. It'll keep the rats away from you!
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      Always use IcyHot as lubrication for your eye balls.

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    20. 07-29-2009 06:17 PM #70
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      Use Bengay as lube.

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    21. 07-31-2009 10:31 PM #71
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      traffic signs are just suggestions.


      Lucid Aids: Thinking outside of the pill
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      Use your laptop while driving, you'll get more work done.
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    23. 08-02-2009 01:28 AM #73
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      mess with Chuck Norris

      u will survive



      I have no idea what I am talking about
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      Chuck Norris jokes aren't old at all, everybody still loves hearing them!
      This shit never happens to me
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    25. 08-02-2009 02:04 AM #75
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      Quote Originally Posted by Fableflame View Post
      Chuck Norris jokes aren't old at all, everybody still loves hearing them!
      i know right?



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