Thread: Give Someone The Best Advice Ever

Take all of the advice in this thread seriously!!!!

DO IT!!

Crossing swords in the bathroom increases your masculinity.

The only way to get rid of an STD is to have unprotected sex with 7 other people.

If you walk around the earth, you're bound to come back to your original spot. By this logic...the only way to sober up is to keep drinking.

Always watch porn on your family computer, they'll appreciate the honesty. Trust me.

Introduce your baby brother to porn, he'll thank you when he's older.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Introduce your baby brother to porn, he'll thank you when he's older.

TBH that's good advice. That way that poor kids comp won't get blown to pieces by viruses.

Always take candy from strangers, and don't be afraid to get in their van to help them find their lost dog.

ALWAYS ALWAYS take the 7th shot of tequila offered to you, it will actually sober you up and you won't end up stripping down into your underwear, forgetting to take off your new shoes and jump into what you thought was a lake but actually is a dead fish-algae filled pond ....

Drink visine

live longer

Go to a carnival.............while on acid.

Go to a bar where the Hell's Angels hang out and tell them what a bunch of cry babies they all are. Then act like you are revving up a motorcycle and start fake crying. Make sure you are on lots of Jeff's acid.

When you are done putting gasoline in your car, always remember to use a match to sanitize the gas tank. Don't substitute antibacterial spray or wipes, those are bad for the fuel injectors.

Studies show smoking around infants causes their immune system to become resilient to nicotine, and ultimately lung cancer.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Originally Posted by HaRd_WiReD

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Um...that's horrible advice.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Um...that's horrible advice.

Yes, yes it is.
But so is this.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Go to a carnival.............while on acid.

Coz that would be AWESOME!

Take everything the main stream media says as fact.

Yell "Fire"

in public buildings

Read loudly out of the Qur'an in a xenophobic Christian neighborhood.

Bitchslap the Pope on live television.

He'll thank you for it.



It's a Catholic thing. Don't ask.

Jaywalk constantly...








...on the highway...







...during rush hour.

Man, I tried all these and you guys don't give good advice at all.

Piss off DuB and MoS. Don't worry if you get banned, it's their way of showing affection.

Originally Posted by WakataDreamer

Bitchslap the Pope on live television.

He'll thank you for it.



It's a Catholic thing. Don't ask.

Again terrible advice (translation: I would do that if I met that fucker)