Thread: 101 Ways to Get Kicked out of Wal-Mart

26) Get a bunch of friends, unpack all of the nerf guns and then start shooting them at everyone in sight while shouting "Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad!"

27. Get a buddy to get high or trip and bring them in. Sit back and enjoy as your friend flips out. The management will be unhappy

28. perform a striptease for one of the "older" cashiers

Originally Posted by RockNRoller123

27. Get a buddy to get high or trip and bring them in. Sit back and enjoy as your friend flips out. The management will be unhappy

I'll do it

29. Play hide and go seek with friends. Running is allowed. (PS, I've actually have done this. But no, haven't gotten kicked out) (I just saw this on the list, but mine is different. Running is allowed, and you can hide ANYWHERE)

30.) Get some Nerf guns and play some nerf tag

31) Bring my bud, go to the toy aisle, and have an intense lightsaber duel spanning the entire store.

32. Wear a kilt, carry a saber, and scream from the top of your lungs, "Onward, my undead skeleton army! Let us lay waste to this vile place!"

33. Turkey bowling in the frozen food section.

That was my brother's handiwork...

34. Find an old lady with a heart condition. Hide behind something, then pop out and shoot nerf darts at her. Bonus points if they let you ride in the meat wagon.

35. Find one of those portable pan things, get water and pancake mix. Make pancakes! Offer some to various people. Then, pig out yourself!

36. During a friendly game of "sporting goods section football", get a little over-zealous and drop-kick the football through one of the ceiling tiles.

(I got kicked out of Target for doing that, actually. But the same applies.)

37: Test drive the bikes.

38. Grab a cart and careen wildly down the aisles, crashing into shelves, displays, little old ladies, etc.

39. Set all the alarm clocks to go off one after the other with 10 minutes in between each one.

This is actually one of my lucid tasks, "Wreak havoc in a department store"


Get completely wasted and screech at the manager, "You took away the smiley man, you asshole!!"

Go to the hunting/shooting section, then ask the management if they've seen a bottle of antidepressants lying around somewhere.

42. Grab one of those bouncy balls full of air and chuck it at a stack plastic crates ontop of a shelf. As the two collide and the crates spill into the aisle below, shout "Boomshakalaka!"

Run out of the bathroom naked, and attack people. You'll also get arrested on felony charges but that only makes it more fun!

43. Grab a paintball gun and all the ammo, quietly make a bunker, and start spraying the masses with paintballs. If you can find and commandeer a pitching machine, all the better.

Hide in the clothes section and scream nonsense at people when they come near.


Curse loudly and colorfully whilst playing the videogames in the electronics section.

Put hardcore porn on all of the televisions for sale.

Originally Posted by mrdeano

20) Jump on someones back and see how long you can stay on before being thrown off. Then try and beat your time.

Haha, urban sports.


#47
Pull the fire alarm and wait. (laughing out loud while you do that is optional)

48. Walk around with your middle fingers extended and claim that your hands were paralyzed during a freak croquet accident.

49. Walk up to random people and kick them in the shins. See if you can kick the security guy who comes to throw you out!