26) Get a bunch of friends, unpack all of the nerf guns and then start shooting them at everyone in sight while shouting "Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad!" |
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25: Take a load of juice cartons, and empty it on the ground, and then when people turn the corner, give them a slight boost. |
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27. Get a buddy to get high or trip and bring them in. Sit back and enjoy as your friend flips out. The management will be unhappy |
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GOOD WILD's: 4 (Got it down Bitches!)
GOOD DILD's: 3
Short LD's: At Least 40
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28. perform a striptease for one of the "older" cashiers |
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A warrior does not give up what he loves, he finds the love in what he does
Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
29. Play hide and go seek with friends. Running is allowed. (PS, I've actually have done this. But no, haven't gotten kicked out) (I just saw this on the list, but mine is different. Running is allowed, and you can hide ANYWHERE) |
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If you see a strange typo in my post, blame my iPad for that.
Short story series about LD'ing:
http://www.dreamviews.com/artists-corner/140705-short-story-series-community-involvement-needed.html#post1990516
30.) Get some Nerf guns and play some nerf tag |
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31) Bring my bud, go to the toy aisle, and have an intense lightsaber duel spanning the entire store. |
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LD's: 7 [WILD: 1 DILD: 6 DEILD: 1]
LD Goals:
Have a Pokemon battle
Meet a couple of historic figures
33. Turkey bowling in the frozen food section. |
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"If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
35. Find one of those portable pan things, get water and pancake mix. Make pancakes! Offer some to various people. Then, pig out yourself! |
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If you see a strange typo in my post, blame my iPad for that.
Short story series about LD'ing:
http://www.dreamviews.com/artists-corner/140705-short-story-series-community-involvement-needed.html#post1990516
36. During a friendly game of "sporting goods section football", get a little over-zealous and drop-kick the football through one of the ceiling tiles. |
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37: Test drive the bikes. |
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39. Set all the alarm clocks to go off one after the other with 10 minutes in between each one. |
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198.726% of people will not realize that this percentage is impossible given what we are measuring. If you enjoy eating Monterey Jack cheese, put this in your sig and add 3^4i to the percentage listed.
This is actually one of my lucid tasks, "Wreak havoc in a department store" |
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Haven't had a lucid dream in 3 years, and I'm looking to get back into it.
Go to the hunting/shooting section, then ask the management if they've seen a bottle of antidepressants lying around somewhere. |
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WILD - 4
DILD - 8
DEILD - 3
Epic Lucid Dreams: 1
42. Grab one of those bouncy balls full of air and chuck it at a stack plastic crates ontop of a shelf. As the two collide and the crates spill into the aisle below, shout "Boomshakalaka!" |
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Run out of the bathroom naked, and attack people. You'll also get arrested on felony charges but that only makes it more fun! |
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Hide in the clothes section and scream nonsense at people when they come near. |
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Haven't had a lucid dream in 3 years, and I'm looking to get back into it.
Put hardcore porn on all of the televisions for sale. |
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48. Walk around with your middle fingers extended and claim that your hands were paralyzed during a freak croquet accident. |
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