Things That Happen in Games and Not Life

[O'nus]

Things that happen in videos games and not real life 1 - Falling to your death because of hitting the wrong button/letting go deliberately 2 - Drowning in 2 ft of water by accident or exploding into pieces by touching water 3 - Everyone in the world knowing important pieces of your life purpose 4 - Someone "lags out" of a battle by either standing there or running randomly away 5 - Talking to the same person over and over again and having them be tolerant 6 - Killing someone, in the middle of town, in broad daylight, infront of cops, and everyone forgetting about it later on 7 - Falling through the floor or wall 8 - Giving yourself the wrong name 9 - Being able to carry hundreds of items on you at all times and still run easily 10 - Killing your friend and being forgiven by saying, "my bad bro" 11 - Never having to go the bathroom Please add more. ~

[Hercuflea]

12. Stepping on a green bag with a red cross on it, and having all of your ailments whisked away.

[Tyler]

13. Carrying an entire arsenal of weapons like pistols and rocket launchers and switching between them instantly and effortlessly.

[slayer]

14. Quick Save/Load

[Conkt]

15: Strategy guide.

[Supernova]

getting to try again when you die

[khh]

I'd say "An automatically updated map which shows you where you are, where you're going and how to get there"... But then that isn't science fiction anymore :p

[slayer]

I'd say "An automatically updated map which shows you where you are, where you're going and how to get there"... In your vision at all times.

[KingYoshi]

-Taking the less obvious route and wanting to explore a cool new area, only to be stopped by those damn invisible walls! -Finding your path has been blocked off by a single rope/fence/etc. and there is no way to get through/over/under or around it. -Having the psychic ability to know, 100% fact, that you no longer need "this" item. -Chewing on a green plant/or spraying yourself with an aerosol can cures deep gash wounds from razor sharp claws/teeth. -Getting in a fight with someone and they suddenly begin running in place. You stop and ask yourself, "WTF?". A few moments later the guy moves at lightning speed and you wake up flat on your back not knowing what the hell just happened. (Damn you cord pullers/Lag switchers!) -Touching a feather makes you sprout a tail. -Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A - gives you enough lives to out live 3 and 1/3 generations of cats. -The more people you kill, the more respectable you become.

[YULAW]

-Getting in a fight with someone and they suddenly begin running in place. You stop and ask yourself, "WTF?". A few moments later the guy moves at lightning speed and you wake up flat on your back not knowing what the hell just happened. (Damn you cord pullers/Lag switchers!) THat's hilarious! -Being very close to your death and drinking a fix it juice and instantly your wounds are healed. No more blood and no more scars. -Insteading of bumping against other cars you just drive right through them.

[khh]

- Driving around with the throttle all the way down, skidding past corners, bumping into other cars and finally getting thrown through the wind shield. You then hi-jack the first car in sight and repeat the performance.

[kingofclutch]

-Losers can actually have a life.

[WakataDreamer]

-Nerds can actually have a life. And yes, Mr. Oh-I-Don't-Want-To-Offend-Anybody-Edit-Button, I saw that. -All of the enemies have 10 times as good reflexes, aim, etc. as you do -If you hold still for more than two seconds you will get sniped. This is fact.

[Maria92]

-big fat guys always flash red or yellow before dying -it's common to find and pick up gold coins wherever you go -your best friend is a dinosaur named Yoshi -eating strange mushrooms is a good idea -music plays wherever you go, seemingly without a source

[khh]

-music plays wherever you go, seemingly without a source It's called an 'ipod' :p

[Tyler]

It's called an 'ipod' :p An ipod is a source. 36) Commanding entire armies just by pointing at them, pushing a button, pointing at an enemy army or area, and pushing that button again 37) Your opponent waits patiently as you decide which attack to use, and then you each take turns attacking each other.

[khh]

- The item you pick up while waiting for the subway using a clothesline, a rubber duck and a clamp happens to be the key to a transformer which you break into and disrupt the wiring in to get a guy to open a door so you can scare him away and talk to a guy who's been wanting to see you. An ipod is a source. Seemingly is the keyword, fun-killer :p

[kingofclutch]

And yes, Mr. Oh-I-Don't-Want-To-Offend-Anybody-Edit-Button, I saw that. -All of the enemies have 10 times as good reflexes, aim, etc. as you do -If you hold still for more than two seconds you will get sniped. This is fact. Nah, it was just that I felt losers fit the bill better.

[Abra]

-One type of ammo works on all artillery

[Kexo]

- hitting your head against question mark crates gives you money - bad guys, 30x larger than everyone else (or themselves before they became bad (see Illidan from WoW)) - infinite gasoline - hidden chambers in the walls

[Maria92]

Pressing Up + Left + A + Start makes you totally invincible and gives you infinite money.

[Supernova]

How about Need for Speed? crashing into any car/truck/wall/object at any speed is always surviveable and does almost no damage to your vehicle. The windows crack, and when your car is macically flipped over and flashing they fix themselves. Also speaking of that game, there are no cops and its always night.

[The Invisible Man]

Cheat codes, and respawning.

[Sesquipedalian]

Some guard can walk within inches of you, and not see you lying in the grass with your sights trained on them. Jumping over 5 feet high. From MGS: OctoCamo. Need I say more?

[khh]

- Autoaim