Thread: Evil thoughts go here

I would tie someone down and play a recording of me singing Over the Rainbow, on a loop, for the rest eternity.

Originally Posted by TheLucid

I would tie someone down and make them listen to and watch the Jonas Brothers. For eternity.

I'd tie someone down and make them listen to both the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana simultaneously. Heads would explode.

Originally Posted by Lëzen

I'd tie someone down and make them listen to both the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana simultaneously. Heads would explode.

Good lord, I've been destroyed except for one thing....
I'd make 'em whatch both of them and Sonny w/ a Chance, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Suite Life on deck, too. For eternity.

Their faces look silly through the fire. ^.^

Originally Posted by TheLucid

Good lord, I've been destroyed except for one thing....
I'd make 'em whatch both of them and Sonny w/ a Chance, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Suite Life on deck, too. For eternity.

You people are just plain soulless...

Who dusted off this musty thread, anyway?

ME! Now get in chat!

I'd tie someone down and make them watch the Disney channel while listening to the Disney channel stars sing for all eternity.

That's what I just said >_<

I just posted in this thread when it was all old and stuff. I feel so evil >

Damnit, this miserable failure of a thread needs to die. >.<

Lock, please.

I would tie someone down, and force them to watch a loop of Rick Astley for eternity. Beat that!!

I have the urge to strangle a young elementary school kid. I have a reason behind this. Anyways, let's call him Stanley. So I was on the bus, listening to my music happily and Stanley was sitting in front of me. When Stanley stood up, he took one of my earphones with him, though not purposely. I tell Stanleyto stop walking because one of my headphones got stuck on his bag but guess what? His mother was behind me, yelling out, ''1, 2, 3, 4 go!'' repeatedly and the damn kid just pushed through and along popped off the left earphone bud. Did I tell you those earphones were new??? God dammit!

I feel like exploding my parents, they're too dumb to be alive.

I sometimes want to drug my best friend and rape him.

I want to kill George W Bush too, but this is not an evil thought.

Originally Posted by Kromoh

I want to kill George W Bush too, but this is not an evil thought.

Yes, that's just reasonable. In fact, that might even be considered humanly justification.
What's evil is the fact no one attempts to assassinate him or has the decency of pulling
it off.

Evil Thought of the Day:

. . .

I'll come up with one later.

Originally Posted by Jesus of Suburbia

I would tie someone down and make them listen to and watch the Jonas Brothers. For eternity.

Originally Posted by Lëzen

I'd tie someone down and make them listen to both the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana simultaneously. Heads would explode.

Originally Posted by Jesus of Suburbia

Good lord, I've been destroyed except for one thing....
I'd make 'em whatch both of them and Sonny w/ a Chance, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Suite Life on deck, too. For eternity.

Originally Posted by Vira

I'd tie someone down and make them watch the Disney channel while listening to the Disney channel stars sing for all eternity.

Originally Posted by Jesus of Suburbia

That's what I just said >_<

You are all soulless. Humanity is dying as we know it.....


Evil Thought: I'm going to set the my school on fire, starting with my science class. Let the teachers die in the rooms for all I care! The school is a JAIL!

If I had the powers, I'd delete the spam/world record thread in a heart beat.

oh wait that's totally justified

Originally Posted by Catbus

If I had the powers, I'd delete the spam/world record thread in a heart beat.

oh wait that's totally justified

Boo you.

Originally Posted by Vira

Yes, that's just reasonable. In fact, that might even be considered humanly justification.
What's evil is the fact no one attempts to assassinate him or has the decency of pulling
it off.

Wasted resources. Eliminate that which is truly evil: Dick Cheney.

Originally Posted by Invader

I would eat your lover alive, in front of you, and likely throw some of his/her
entrails onto your cold, shivering body. I'd wear her skin and dance in it as you
vomited over yourself and the chains that bind you to the wall. If I knew the
song you two shared, I'd set it to replay on whatever device was most handy,
leave it on, and let you starve to death in your shit and piss and filth. Good
riddance.

♪..have I told you lately, that I love you..♪

you're wonderful. ♥

I'm sure I could come up with something better if I thought about it, but all that comes to mine now is the fantasy I kept having a year or so ago...about taking a kitchen knife, sawing off one of my parents' cat's head, and placing it in a skillet for them to find in the morning :)

When I play Grand Theft Auto, I don't concern myself with the object of the game. I don't even know what the object is. I just go around running over and beating up pedestrians and stealing cars. After I steal cars, I wreck the Hell out of them and put them back where I found them. When I see paramedics putting the people I injured on stretchers and moving them toward the ambulance, I beat up or run over the paramedics and the injured person on the stretcher and then smash up the ambulance.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

When I play Grand Theft Auto, I don't concern myself with the object of the game. I don't even know what the object is. I just go around running over and beating up pedestrians and stealing cars. After I steal cars, I wreck the Hell out of them and put them back where I found them. When I see paramedics putting the people I injured on stretchers and moving them toward the ambulance, I beat up or run over the paramedics and the injured person on the stretcher and then smash up the ambulance.

Same here :\

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

When I play Grand Theft Auto, I don't concern myself with the object of the game. I don't even know what the object is. I just go around running over and beating up pedestrians and stealing cars. After I steal cars, I wreck the Hell out of them and put them back where I found them. When I see paramedics putting the people I injured on stretchers and moving them toward the ambulance, I beat up or run over the paramedics and the injured person on the stretcher and then smash up the ambulance.

That sounds like something some would do in sims . But more fire, or seclusion, drowning, electrical stuff, or starvation.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

When I play Grand Theft Auto, I don't concern myself with the object of the game. I don't even know what the object is. I just go around running over and beating up pedestrians and stealing cars. After I steal cars, I wreck the Hell out of them and put them back where I found them. When I see paramedics putting the people I injured on stretchers and moving them toward the ambulance, I beat up or run over the paramedics and the injured person on the stretcher and then smash up the ambulance.

I felt like this needed to be quoted in its entirety a third time.

...yes, everyone does that shit. what else are you supposed to do in a violent video game?


come on. evil thoughts, man ._.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

When I play Grand Theft Auto, I don't concern myself with the object of the game. I don't even know what the object is. I just go around running over and beating up pedestrians and stealing cars. After I steal cars, I wreck the Hell out of them and put them back where I found them. When I see paramedics putting the people I injured on stretchers and moving them toward the ambulance, I beat up or run over the paramedics and the injured person on the stretcher and then smash up the ambulance.

Just thought I would quote it

Anyway, when I play GTA I do the above but I also go to the train station and push people in front of them Ps. I have not seen the paramedics put a pedestrian in the back of the ambulance before :S