Thread: Evil thoughts go here

We've all had them, now fess up to them. Post any old random, evil thought you have or have had. Let's see just how cruel the DV community can be...

1. In a chemistry lab, my partner was pouring the solution excessively slow, and it suddenly occurred to me to yell, BOOM really loud, just for fun.

2. I hate this thread

Let's see just how cruel the DV community can be.

I would eat your lover alive, in front of you, and likely throw some of his/her
entrails onto your cold, shivering body. I'd wear her skin and dance in it as you
vomited over yourself and the chains that bind you to the wall. If I knew the
song you two shared, I'd set it to replay on whatever device was most handy,
leave it on, and let you starve to death in your shit and piss and filth. Good
riddance.


And that is exactly why this is a horrible idea for a thread.

I would tie someone down and force them to watch Twilight. For eternity.

Beat that.

Originally Posted by CarmineEternity

I would tie someone down and force them to watch Twilight. For eternity.

Beat that.

Now that's just fucking inhumane.

I know. I would never do something like that to a human.

I have a soul.

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My room mate came home at 2 in the morning, just when I was about to fall asleep, woke me up. He left and came back again at 3, just when I was about to fall asleep again. I got up because I figured this would be happening all night.

Sure enough he came back in the room turning on lights clanking shit around making noise, etc, 3 or four more times since I got up. Then finally at 5 he goes to sleep. I'm thinking finally its over. No, the annoying little bastard gets up and stands in front of my desk cabinet in his boxers...just standing there. He then starts to fiddle with the handle to my cabinet trying to open it up (it opens much the same way that a fridge does). He finally gets it open, I ask him wtf are you doing, that is my cabinet. He doesn't respond. Then I hear a trickling sound. He is pissing in my cabinet.

My text books (which are not hard copies, they are the new cheaper paper back editions) are in this cabinet.

I stop him immediately.

Evil thoughts?

I would like to cut off his dick and lock it in that cabinet.

Originally Posted by CarmineEternity

I would tie someone down and force them to watch Twilight. For eternity.

Beat that.

I would tie someone down and force them to watch Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. For eternity.

Beat that.

I would tie someone down and force them to watch The Incredible Hulk. BAM, top that!!

I would tie someone down and force them to watch Barney. For eternity.

Beat that.


>_>

Originally Posted by Invader

I would eat your lover alive, in front of you, and likely throw some of his/her
entrails onto your cold, shivering body. I'd wear her skin and dance in it as you
vomited over yourself and the chains that bind you to the wall. If I knew the
song you two shared, I'd set it to replay on whatever device was most handy,
leave it on, and let you starve to death in your shit and piss and filth. Good
riddance.

♪..have I told you lately, that I love you..♪

you're wonderful. ♥

I'm sure I could come up with something better if I thought about it, but all that comes to mine now is the fantasy I kept having a year or so ago...about taking a kitchen knife, sawing off one of my parents' cat's head, and placing it in a skillet for them to find in the morning :)

When I play Grand Theft Auto, I don't concern myself with the object of the game. I don't even know what the object is. I just go around running over and beating up pedestrians and stealing cars. After I steal cars, I wreck the Hell out of them and put them back where I found them. When I see paramedics putting the people I injured on stretchers and moving them toward the ambulance, I beat up or run over the paramedics and the injured person on the stretcher and then smash up the ambulance.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

When I play Grand Theft Auto, I don't concern myself with the object of the game. I don't even know what the object is. I just go around running over and beating up pedestrians and stealing cars. After I steal cars, I wreck the Hell out of them and put them back where I found them. When I see paramedics putting the people I injured on stretchers and moving them toward the ambulance, I beat up or run over the paramedics and the injured person on the stretcher and then smash up the ambulance.

Same here :\

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

When I play Grand Theft Auto, I don't concern myself with the object of the game. I don't even know what the object is. I just go around running over and beating up pedestrians and stealing cars. After I steal cars, I wreck the Hell out of them and put them back where I found them. When I see paramedics putting the people I injured on stretchers and moving them toward the ambulance, I beat up or run over the paramedics and the injured person on the stretcher and then smash up the ambulance.

That sounds like something some would do in sims . But more fire, or seclusion, drowning, electrical stuff, or starvation.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

When I play Grand Theft Auto, I don't concern myself with the object of the game. I don't even know what the object is. I just go around running over and beating up pedestrians and stealing cars. After I steal cars, I wreck the Hell out of them and put them back where I found them. When I see paramedics putting the people I injured on stretchers and moving them toward the ambulance, I beat up or run over the paramedics and the injured person on the stretcher and then smash up the ambulance.

I felt like this needed to be quoted in its entirety a third time.

...yes, everyone does that shit. what else are you supposed to do in a violent video game?


come on. evil thoughts, man ._.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

When I play Grand Theft Auto, I don't concern myself with the object of the game. I don't even know what the object is. I just go around running over and beating up pedestrians and stealing cars. After I steal cars, I wreck the Hell out of them and put them back where I found them. When I see paramedics putting the people I injured on stretchers and moving them toward the ambulance, I beat up or run over the paramedics and the injured person on the stretcher and then smash up the ambulance.

Just thought I would quote it

Anyway, when I play GTA I do the above but I also go to the train station and push people in front of them Ps. I have not seen the paramedics put a pedestrian in the back of the ambulance before :S

I sometimes have the desire to flick my cats balls I never act on it though.

But last night I discovered a friend of my daughters had the same urge and acted on it lol
Poor Laushes....

Originally Posted by Mario92

1. In a chemistry lab, my partner was pouring the solution excessively slow, and it suddenly occurred to me to yell, BOOM really loud, just for fun.

That's not really that evil

I don't remember any recent evil thoughts that I've had... I guess I do, but I hate having them, and think no, I don't think that/wish that!

One time my friend Robert passed out on my couch and I pulled down my pants, spread my cheeks, and ripped one in his mouth.

How is that? Did I do good?

I just posted in this thread when it was all old and stuff. I feel so evil >

I would tie someone down, and force them to watch a loop of Rick Astley for eternity. Beat that!!

I have the urge to strangle a young elementary school kid. I have a reason behind this. Anyways, let's call him Stanley. So I was on the bus, listening to my music happily and Stanley was sitting in front of me. When Stanley stood up, he took one of my earphones with him, though not purposely. I tell Stanleyto stop walking because one of my headphones got stuck on his bag but guess what? His mother was behind me, yelling out, ''1, 2, 3, 4 go!'' repeatedly and the damn kid just pushed through and along popped off the left earphone bud. Did I tell you those earphones were new??? God dammit!

I feel like exploding my parents, they're too dumb to be alive.

I sometimes want to drug my best friend and rape him.

I want to kill George W Bush too, but this is not an evil thought.

Originally Posted by Kromoh

I want to kill George W Bush too, but this is not an evil thought.

Yes, that's just reasonable. In fact, that might even be considered humanly justification.
What's evil is the fact no one attempts to assassinate him or has the decency of pulling
it off.

Evil Thought of the Day:

. . .

I'll come up with one later.

Originally Posted by Vira

Yes, that's just reasonable. In fact, that might even be considered humanly justification.
What's evil is the fact no one attempts to assassinate him or has the decency of pulling
it off.

Wasted resources. Eliminate that which is truly evil: Dick Cheney.