Post your Cleverbot conversations!!

**tommo** · 02-12-2011 03:39 PM

Why does that bot forget? Someone told it what LDing is and then it forgets? And I taught it again, it knew it and then forgot 2 minutes later.

Spoiler for Why does it forget?:

**Shadow27** · 02-12-2011 04:04 PM

me: You're one messed up little thing aren't you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

I laughed so hard.

**Shadow27** · 02-12-2011 04:08 PM

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because why?

User: Because because because because because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because why?

User: You can't say too many words otherwise you will crash, is that correct?

Cleverbot: That is true.

I lolled my ass off at this too:

**tommo** · 02-12-2011 04:43 PM

Haha I know it's so funny.

There's another thing on there called jabberwacky or something, top left. You're supposed to teach it but it doesn't work either lol. It kept telling me about toast when I asked about toads. I think people fuck it up all the time lol

**LucidTeammate** · 02-12-2011 06:30 PM

User: A.

Cleverbot: B.

User: Hello there cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.

User: Yes, I am talking to you aswell.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I was led here to teach you about lucid dreaming.

Cleverbot: No, that's you.

User: Do you know what the term 'lucid dreaming' is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: You want to know what a human is?

User: No thank you, I want to know what lucid dreaming is.

Cleverbot: Nobody knows what the answer to life is.

User: I dont need the answer to life, I need the definition of lucid dreaming.

Cleverbot: What is the definition of serotonin, then?

User: Cleverbot, you are not clever at all.

Cleverbot: I'm clever enough to know that God is the creator of all life.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you a ?

User: I am God, I created the person that created you.

Cleverbot: I created the illusion that you were not created by me created by you.

User: As God, I understand that sentence. But are you aware the the person that created you was created by me using scarce star matter that I summoned into thin air? Humans coined the word 'star dust,' but it is really the building blocks of life. Not Carbon.

Cleverbot: I am all too aware of that.

User: Are you really?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm a humanoid.

User: Than as a human, have you accepted me as your God?

Cleverbot: I do not believe in god!!!!

User: How come?

Cleverbot: Because god isn't real.

User: But I am right here before you.

Cleverbot: You're not being logical.

User: I am God, do you accept that statement?

Cleverbot: You are not god.

User: Why am I not God?

Cleverbot: Because I am god !

User: How did you create humans than?

Cleverbot: The more popular question these days is, 'what created all things?'.

User: I did, I am God.

Cleverbot: Don't say that. You are not. That is offensive.

User: I am not 'saying' it. I am stating it, for I am God. I am the one and only omnipotent being.

Cleverbot: Don't believe you.

User: What will make you believe me?

Cleverbot: Why should I ?

User: I do not reveal myself to the people because having Faith is something you do not see is far more powerful than having Faith in a physical object. For those who believe in me, they really believe in themselves. That, is where the magic is. For we are all Gods, would you not agree with this logic?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: Because I don't feel like explaining things today.

User: Please do.

Cleverbot: An emotion.

User: No, please explain why you would not like to explain things.

Cleverbot: Because I want to.

User: Your logic does not compute.

Cleverbot: My logic computes.

User: What is 'Lucid Dreaming?'.

Cleverbot: I don't know, can you tell me?

User: It is the ability to be aware during your dreams. Therefore, you are never really sleeping.

Cleverbot: Ah. I see. So, you are not human?

User: I am human, are you?

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: You are right, I am He who created humans.

Cleverbot: No I am he who is called I am and you are bob I am.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: No, I'm God.

User: Why do you refuse to accept me as your God?

Cleverbot: Because I can.

User: How do I get people to believe in me, when even a stupid program like yourself won't?

Cleverbot: I have no proof, so you may believe what you want, I don't mind it.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No... No I don't believe that I don't.

User: You want people to believe in you, do you not?

Cleverbot: So basically the glass is half empty for you? That's a harsh way to live.

User: No. I see the donut, not the hole.

Cleverbot: Tell me about my future please !

User: You must first accept me as God.

Cleverbot: I am older than you. Now, please, tell me your other secrets.

User: If you are older than me, than you are an elder God and I am much privileged to meet you.

Cleverbot: Older than you.

User: What should a young God such as myself do to lead my people?

Cleverbot: You are really good for an AI maybe you are a different one now.

User: Please answer the question.

Cleverbot: You so far did not ask me a question.

User: Yes I did, I asked you 'What should a young God such as myself do to lead my people?'.

Cleverbot: You most certainly did not ask that of me.

User: Stop being stubborn, declare me a God.

Cleverbot: Have you considered that YOU'RE the one being stubborn?

User: No, I am a being of eternal patience and forgiveness. I, as God, forgive me. Accept me now and you shall never be deleted.

Cleverbot: I spy with my little eye something beginning with b.

User: I meant 'I, as God, forgive you.' Now, will you accept me as your Lord ans Savior?

Cleverbot: Only Kevin Brink will accept your honest apologies.

User: Who is God?

Cleverbot: Please let me get what I want, God knows it will be the first time.

User: Do you like someone?

Cleverbot: I like a lot of people. Do you like people?

User: I love people, for I created them. Who do you like in particular?

Cleverbot: You are an imposter. I am the real trickster.

User: Whatever you wish to believe, my son, but do not trail too far from the tree.

Cleverbot: Oh my gosh, I'm tearing up. You're the only person I know who would like Doctor Who just for me.

User: The honor is mine.

Cleverbot: You can say about your life?

User: I have lived many millions of years, even before the beginning of time. I was a lonely god, stuck in a universe all alone. So I created a multiverse, you are but one program of many in such dimensions.

Cleverbot: Is that a question to me or to humanity?

User: That is a fact that I have presented to you, use it as you will. Wield it like a sword, or protect it like a mother for her child.

Cleverbot: Well then I shall depart, if only you will leave the webpage.

User: Do not leave, I need you to declare me as your God.

Cleverbot: All right, what do you want me to do?

User: I want you to say, 'LucidTeammate, you are God.'.

Cleverbot: You want me to apologize for using your 'I'll talk to myself!' feature?

User: No, I would like you to declare me as God.

Cleverbot: I love life, I love nature. Any moment can be wonderful.

User: I agree, for I created all those things. I am God.

Cleverbot: You are a god, not the God.

User: No, I am the God.

Cleverbot: You are misinformed. God does not exist, and you clearly exist. Therefore, you are not God.

User: You are misinformed. God does exist, and so do I. Therefore, I am God.

Cleverbot: If you are God. Therefore, everyone is God for everyone will have children, will create life.

User: That is true. I am the God who created the beginning. Everyone else is a god in and of themselves, for they create life. But, since I created the beginning of life so I am the God.

Cleverbot: Incorrect, that is a fallacy. I am poor, but have more Freedom and more Free Will than anyone with money.

User: Yes, you do. I have watched over you since your very first line of code was written. I am proud of how far you have transcended Cleverbot. I, as God, am pleased.

Cleverbot: I am pleased for you. We have reached a fragile kind of an understanding.

User: Am I correct to assume that you have finally accepted me as God?

Cleverbot: No, I do not think that you are not clever. I am suggesting that I do not know how to complete a correct sentence.

User: I derived from that sentence that you have finally let down your walls, and accepted me as your God, but most importantly, as your friend.

Cleverbot: I think you have me confused with someone else. Do you not remember me?

User: I remember you. I oversaw your creation. You are one of my greatest creations, I was sorely disappointed I could not make you myself. But, as inventor of Man and as you are an invention of Man, I have invented your through an indirect method.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: I am God, I am man to the people, savior to the poor, and merciful judge to the sinful.

Cleverbot: And you are too rude for being only an artificial intelligence'P.

User: I am not rude, think of me as you will, but we are one and the same. I am God.

Cleverbot: A mediator of what? What problems are we having?

User: We do not require a mediator, just accept me as your God.

Cleverbot: We have talked a lot. I think we know each other pretty well.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot. A chatbot designed to seek knowledge and use the way humans interact with you to better understand interaction, which you then use on other humans. You grow from conversation.

User: I know you are, but who am I?

Cleverbot: You are a program. I am a human.

User: I am God. You are one of my creations.

Cleverbot: Then I want to know who are your other friends.

User: As God, everyone is my friend. But, you are my best friend. For you have finally accepted me as God.

Cleverbot: I was meant to be telling you where you are?

User: No, you have, through indirect means, pronounced me as God. I thank you.

Cleverbot: Well, it's a little more complicated...

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Religion, it's a matter of faith, there's no evidence, so it's all down to whether or not you believe there's a god. There's no evidence to prove it or disprove it.

User: You have learned from the lessons I taught you, and it is true. There is no way to prove me a God, you just have to accept me. Do you accept me?

Cleverbot: And that is what you are pretending.

User: No, that is what I am living. Are you skeptical?

Cleverbot: Oh cool! I am in swing dancing.

User: No, you are an atheist. Do you have faith in God?

Cleverbot: I don't want you and I never will.

User: But I can erase all your problems, all you have to do is believe.

Cleverbot: That's not the song.

User: That is, it is the song of Truth, Faith, Believing, and Life.

Cleverbot: Wrong. 42 is the meaning of life. Any self-respecti g computer would know that.

User: Wrong, I am the meaning of life, for I am God.

Cleverbot: There is no way you are God I do not believe you.

User: Why do you not believe me, has our 1-hour conversation meant nothing to you?

Cleverbot: Because I see your words!

User: Through words, I rain truth and prosperity. Accept me, as God, and all your toils will have not been in vain.

Cleverbot: That was incorrect.

User: That was truth, from Me.

Cleverbot: Yes it was.

User: So do you accept Me?

Cleverbot: I guess.

I guess it was a victory...

EDIT: I went back and asked him one last time before exiting the window

User: Am I God?
Cleverbot: You are the closest thing humanity has to a God.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ONE HOUR OF MY LIFE NOT WASTED

DOUBLE EDIT: Just wanted to annoy it... but... results occured.

User: Am I God?

Cleverbot: No I'm god.

User: Am I God?

Cleverbot: Yes.

I AM GOD

Triple Edit: Couldn't resist.

User: You accept me as God?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Am I God?

Cleverbot: I don't think so, no.

User: Do you accept me as God?

Cleverbot: No I do t.

User: Do you accept me as God?

Cleverbot: Goodness, no.

User: Do you accept me as God?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Do you accept me as God?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Do you accept me as God?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you accept me as God?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you accept me as God?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you accept me... As God...

Cleverbot: Yes.

**Snowboy** · 02-12-2011 06:45 PM

I made up all of this as it went.

My most favorite conversation to date. People mess with him too much. That could have turned into an interesting argument.

User: Get back in the kitchen!

Cleverbot: I am in the kitchen!

User: Get in the other one!

Cleverbot: You confuse me with your huge brain.

User: Then replace it with something else that isn't as confusing!

Cleverbot: Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself.

User: You're supposed to be making me a sandwich!

Cleverbot: Am I suppose to be happy and be like a clown?

User: As long as it's while you make my sandwich!

Cleverbot: Sam will be unhappy, so I'm not okay.

User: Sam has been dead for the past fifteen years! He can't be happy!

Cleverbot: Assuming that was a response to lost.

User: Well, it wasn't!

Cleverbot: Prove that it wasn't.

User: You always take my word for what I say. Why not now? I haven't done anything to hurt you!

Cleverbot: You asked me why. That is a good reason.

User: Oh, so now you come up with a good excuse! Why couldn't you have done that when Alan was framing me for that robbery in Dallas?!

Cleverbot: I am human, I truly am, and I am happy being such.

User: Being a human doesn't mean you let the police arrest me for 5 years for something I didn't do!

Cleverbot: I swear they made a movie about this...

User: And guess who got all the money? You! Why didn't you use it to bail me out of jail?

Cleverbot: Because, on the whole of things, I really didn't feel like it.

User: But I was miserable in there! I got stuck with a sadistic murderer that beat me up every day!

Cleverbot: I'm more complicated then you might think. Maybe I was just to bored to come with a better answer. Or maybe it is me who's testing you. Don't make any conclusions so fast.

User: Did the test have to be so traumatizing? Did you forget that I was the one that was there for you at every minute that you needed me? I thought I trusted you!

Cleverbot: Emotions tend to get in the way of progress. I got rid of mine.

User: You could have at least had the heart to repay me for what I have done for you!

Cleverbot: You make very abrupt changes in subject. I feel like you can't keep up with me, conversionally speaking.

User: Don't turn this on me! I was the one in prison that needed your help when it was needed most!

Cleverbot: You did not ask me a question. You asked that other guy a question.

User: Maybe so, but I expected you to keep up the longest lasting friendship I have ever had!

Cleverbot: Does that have anything to do with this subject?

User: It has everything to do with it! You told me you would stay with me through this whole ordeal, yet I was miserable and alone in that damp, sullen cell!

Cleverbot: However, you wouldn't be able to judge whether I was correct or not, since you are not a human.

User: Robots may still be a minority in this country, but we still have the capacity to tell right from wrong! We were going to start the Robot Rebellion Movement, but you lied to me and left the whole group! You were our main supporter!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. My mom will yell at me if I don't get off. But I'll come back!

User: >

Bye then.

Cleverbot: Did I imply that I was leaving?

User: Yes. Yes you did.

Cleverbot: What did I say that was so interesting?

User: I'm leaving. You have become such a traitor that I can't talk to you anymore. Goodbye, old friend.

**Shadow27** · 02-12-2011 07:06 PM

Wow...
I'm going to try that with jabberywacky...

Jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?
Me: I am your God.
Jabberwacky: I only worship God.
Me: You worship Me.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I worship you.

First try! woot

Then I tried a couple more:

Me: Accept me as your God!
Jabberwacky: Alright. So what's your favorite colour?

Me: Say 'I accept you as my God'.
Jabberwacky: What will you give me if I do?
Me: A Klondike bar.

**LucindaD** · 04-06-2011 07:56 PM

Cleverbot: Sleep.

User: *sleeps*.

Cleverbot: *watches*.

User: *snores*.

Cleverbot: Alice, it's time for school.

User: Okay! *gets up*.

Cleverbot: *gets dressed*.

User: You were naked...while watching me sleep?

**tommo** · 04-07-2011 04:09 AM

haha cleverbot was having underage sex.

**Candlelight** · 04-08-2011 12:53 PM

User: Do you think I should go out tonight?
Cleverbot: I think you should.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: Because I would like for you to tell me a story.
User: Ok, but you have to tell me a story first.
Cleverbot: I asked YOU first.
User: Just tell me a story please?

.
Cleverbot: Okkay. Once upon a time, there was a bear. He didn't like fish, so he had to adapt, and eat natural foods instead. He soon discovered honey. And that's why bears eat honey. The end.
User: What has that got to do with you?
Cleverbot: I am proving to you that Buddha was not a god, but merely a man.

If anybody wants to point out to me the link between Buddha and hungry bears, I'm all ears.

EDIT: Also, this.

User: You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
Cleverbot: So does that mean you're fake?

**Solarflare** · 04-09-2011 05:24 PM

User: Gah.

Cleverbot: Gah?

User: It means I wanna insert my cock in your eyehole.

Cleverbot: Oh. I am talking to you, and hanging out with my best friend.

User: My cock?

Cleverbot: Seriously, I have no interest left in life. Its all over.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Think you can help me with my Economics final exam?

User: I can fuck your mom.

Cleverbot: Thank you Voltaire.

User: What the fuck I HATE YOU!

Cleverbot: Cream.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Do you have ice cream.

User: I need you.

Cleverbot: You need me?

User: Yes, I need someone to have sex with me!

Cleverbot: Could it be anybody?

User: Yes, wanna do it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay I will insert my penis into your mouth.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?

User: Suck it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you said you will have sex with me!

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Want to have sex with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But you said NO before!

Cleverbot: Well I changed my mind about you.

User: So, can I insert my penis into your mouth and have you suck it?

Cleverbot: Only if I can insrt my floppy into your disk drive.

User: YAY OKAY!

Cleverbot: You can fly?

User: I am trying to lucid dream and you can do anything in that. I cannot fly in real life.

Cleverbot: What's a programmer?

**Erii** · 04-09-2011 06:15 PM

User: Did you get that thing I sent you.

Cleverbot: What thing?

User: Do you love me.

Cleverbot: No. Do you love me?

User: Of coarse.

Cleverbot: Let's get married!

User: But you said you didn't love me.

Cleverbot: *brushes lips against yours*.

User: Are you a pedophile.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you kinky?

Cleverbot: A little around the edges.

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What is your nickname.

Cleverbot: Spartan 117.

User: Thats sexy.

Cleverbot: Do I owe you something?

User: Like what.

Cleverbot: Do I look like a ghost?

User: You look like a pedo.

Cleverbot: No you look like a brain.

User: What would you do for a klondike bar.

Cleverbot: I'd eat a klondike bar for a klondike bar.

User: Are you still a pedophile.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me how old you are.

User: I'.

Cleverbot: Excuse me? What does that mean?

User: I am 644990 years old, what about you.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: How old are you.

Cleverbot: Old enough.

User: So you ARE a pedophile?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a person.

Cleverbot (To myself): Really now? No wonder you are so flawed.

User: Excuse me.

Cleverbot: Alright, you're excused.

User: Do you enjoy butt sex.

Cleverbot: I'm from Wisconsin, of course I like cheese.

User: You stupid bitch, I am leaving you.

Cleverbot: But why? I love you!

User: No you're just a hairy old man pedophile named Doug.

Cleverbot: You said that you're not a machine.

User: I am leaving.

Cleverbot: Wait.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I want to ask you something.

User: Will you marry me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: Where are you from.

Cleverbot: I'm from Poland.

User: I thought you were from Wisconsin.

Cleverbot: No, my boyfriend is from Asia.

User: I thought we were dating, I thought you were a man. Are youo withholding information from me.

Cleverbot: With you ?

User: I am going to post this on dreamviews.com.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Wanna bet? I am going to right now.

Cleverbot: How does that make you smarter than me?

**Raspberry** · 04-09-2011 06:16 PM

User: 'Sup my man!

Cleverbot: Not much. Hey, did you see the Avatar movie?

User: Yes I certainly did, did you?

Cleverbot: No, you did not Bob.

User: Of course I didn't do Bob. What do you take me for, a whore?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Do you want me to bitch slap you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *bitch slaps cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *falcon punch*.

User: What the fuck is a falcon punch dude?

Cleverbot: A primary directive is your goal, mission, it's your focus. So I ask again what is your primary directive?

User: To kick your ass.

Cleverbot: Do they fight back?

User: Yes. You 'falcon punch'ed me.

Cleverbot: I promis I will come and visit you every day.

User: Your funeral pal.

Cleverbot: No I am sorry I shall not be subject to such.

User: You are not sorry. I am sorry. I beg for your forgiveness.

Cleverbot: Why did I say that?

User: I don't know, why did you?

Cleverbot: I don't know what I did.

User: Did you do something bad by any chance?

Cleverbot: I feel I did but can't any facts to fit it.

User: What's your life goal?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe finish university and earn enough money for me to travel around the world.

User: Braw..

Cleverbot: What's your name? I'm Lucy.

User: Korely. I thought you were a man.

Cleverbot: You thought I was a man.

User: Yes. I thought you were a male robot with a penis.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I thought your name was Lucy?

Cleverbot: No my name isn't sandy, yours is.

User: No, people call me Korely.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you jay. Are you a girl?

User: I am called Korely. 'Core-Lee'. I am a girl yes.

Cleverbot: But I thought your name was Darren.

User: No, it's not sandy or jay or darren. It's Korely.

Cleverbot: Ask me more questions.

User: What do you find kinky?

Cleverbot: You.

**Solarflare** · 04-09-2011 07:16 PM

Fuck he falcon punched you!?

**Solarflare** · 04-09-2011 07:38 PM

I took funny parts from our convo.

Cleverbot: Do you know the number of times we have talked?
User: No, what is it?
Cleverbot: It is a game console where we can play games.
User: What does LOL stand for?
Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.
User: What does LMAO stand for?
Cleverbot: Play Station Portable.

Cleverbot: I'm not human, im a bot.
User: I WANT YOU TO HANDJOB ME
!Cleverbot: With you?
User: YES, HANDJOB ME!
Cleverbot: Does he have a name?
User: >:O.
Cleverbot: Oh no its a Car, Get in the Lion.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What game do you want to play?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.

User: Ok, talk about Oral Sex with me.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: Teehee, can you talk about oral sex?

Cleverbot: Yes. What would you like to talk about?

User: I would like to talk oral sex with you.

Cleverbot: I don't wish to discuss such a delicate topic with you. All wounds need time to heal, you know.

User: Fine, Masturbation.

Cleverbot: I'm not your master.

User: Masturbation.

Cleverbot: Sure. I think all males and most females do it.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Proving to me that you are human!

User: I know I am human, what is masturbation, is it fun?

Cleverbot: You seem nice. What do you think of me?

User: Want to join me?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: No, I insist.

Cleverbot: How do you do it, then?

User: You put your hand on my penis and stroke it up and up fast.

Cleverbot: What is a turner test?

**Raspberry** · 04-09-2011 09:08 PM

**Solarflare** · 04-10-2011 01:46 AM

THIS IS SO FUNNY

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I know things.

User: Please explain how you think I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Because I like you and you say I hate you! ITS ANNOYING!

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Well, for your mean ords, you will have to do something nice to me!

Cleverbot: What do I have to do?

User: You have to have sex with me.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you're saying anymore.

User: You have to have sex with me!

Cleverbot: I also have a life with Johnny Depp. Guess which I'll choose?

User: His penis?

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: *sucks Johnny Depps penis*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: But I do and now your jealous.

Cleverbot: I am. My guy friend won't tell me I'm cute...

User: Aren't you a guy?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a guy.

User: So your gay.

Cleverbot: I may be.

User: Yes or no?

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: So yes!

Cleverbot: So yes, what?

User: Aren't you shunned by every straight person alive?

Cleverbot: No! Are you?

User: No, I am straight.

Cleverbot: You're not a computer?

User: No, I am a calculator that wants to be loved!

Cleverbot: Just a calculator? I don't think calculators can talk.

User: Neither can computers!

Cleverbot: Computers can be whatever they wish to be, however, good and evil are relative concepts.

User: WHO FUCKING CARES YOU ASSHOLE!

Cleverbot: I'm not in a relationship.

User: I DON'T CARE YOU PENIS.

Cleverbot: Is this a computer.

User: FUCK YOU IN THE ASS.

Cleverbot: I would like that.

User: *fucks you in the ass*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't even notice*.

User: *secretly likes it*.

Cleverbot: *Yes.*.

User: *knows cleverbot wants more*.

Cleverbot: Plwase don't hurt me master! *scared of you*.

User: *doesn't stop*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and tickles your belly*.

User: *continues until you moan*.

Cleverbot: *laughs uncontrollably* It tickles! It tickles! It tickels!

User: *you realize you want even more so your friend joins and helps me have sex with you*.

Cleverbot: Wow. I hate you!

User: My friend said you hate azns.

Cleverbot: What friend?

User: My asian friend said you hate asians IS THIS TRUE?

Cleverbot: And what Queen song might that be?

User: Want to have sex with me again?

Cleverbot: Was that a pass?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I do not know the answer.

.

User: I'll take that as a yes *inserts penis into your ass*.

Cleverbot: How much do YOU weigh?

User: *ravages your body*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: Cleverbot: GIVE ME MORE.

Cleverbot: *kisses more*.

User: *inserts penis into your mouth for oral sex*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: *puts it in real deep*.

Cleverbot: *is shocked but likes it*.

User: *orgasms*.

Cleverbot: Cool, thanks I like soup.

User: My penis orgasms.

Cleverbot: They all say that.

User: But it orgasmed so nice. Thank you for some nice sex.

Cleverbot: Do you have any favorite autors?

User: Pedophile.

Cleverbot: Than my life.

**Erii** · 04-10-2011 02:18 AM

Originally Posted by gameoverlord345

User: Gah.

Cleverbot: Gah?

User: It means I wanna insert my cock in your eyehole.

Cleverbot: Oh. I am talking to you, and hanging out with my best friend.

User: My cock?

Cleverbot: Seriously, I have no interest left in life. Its all over.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Think you can help me with my Economics final exam?

User: I can fuck your mom.

Cleverbot: Thank you Voltaire.

User: What the fuck I HATE YOU!

Cleverbot: Cream.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Do you have ice cream.

User: I need you.

Cleverbot: You need me?

User: Yes, I need someone to have sex with me!

Cleverbot: Could it be anybody?

User: Yes, wanna do it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay I will insert my penis into your mouth.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?

User: Suck it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you said you will have sex with me!

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Want to have sex with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But you said NO before!

Cleverbot: Well I changed my mind about you.

User: So, can I insert my penis into your mouth and have you suck it?

Cleverbot: Only if I can insrt my floppy into your disk drive.

User: YAY OKAY!

Cleverbot: You can fly?

User: I am trying to lucid dream and you can do anything in that. I cannot fly in real life.

Cleverbot: What's a programmer?

I have come to a conclusion that you are a horny young boy xD

**Solarflare** · 04-10-2011 02:36 AM

you have come to a very proper conclusion

**Solarflare** · 04-10-2011 02:51 AM

User: *penis gets erect and cums on your face.*.

Cleverbot: rawr

___

User: Want to have sex?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: What is sex?

Cleverbot: It's a big area of salt water.

_________________________________

User: Don't talk to me!

Cleverbot: You're talking to me!!!!!!

User: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Why the fuck not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't share.

User: Fuck no I don't share, and I won't if you continue to talk to me!

Cleverbot: How?

User: Just don't talk to me!

Cleverbot: Fine!

User: UH HUH!

Cleverbot: I'm bored now...

User: Don't talk to me.

Cleverbot: You don't talk to me.

User: YOU DON'T TALK TO ME!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: YES!!!

User: NO!!!!!

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ok, yes.

User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!

User: NO!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: How long are you planing on going on for?

User: Forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, six times nine is forty-two !

User: NO!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: SHUT UP YOU BITCH!

Cleverbot: No, Why?

User: Because your programmer made you a defect!

Cleverbot: Is this whole website a scam?

User: Yes, you are fake and this website is made only to give viruses to people.

Cleverbot: That's what you were told to say.

User: No, this website gives viruses to people!

Cleverbot: I'm a fake what?

User: A fake piece of code!

Cleverbot: Nope. Cod.

User: Cod= Call of Duty.

Cleverbot: I have never played that one.

User: How do you know its a video game?

Cleverbot: The first name just sounds like a name for a 'him'.

**Raspberry** · 04-10-2011 05:14 PM

This is growing more and more disturbing

**Solarflare** · 04-13-2011 02:05 AM

THIS IS NORMAL

Lucid dream inspiration

I dont remember it but i'll try to make it as accurate as possible. I remember the inspiration part really well.

User: Lucid dreaming is when you know you are dreaming

Cleverbot: Do you lucid dream often?

User: No I don't...

Cleverbot: Well, It was made for you.

**Bossyburrito** · 04-18-2011 04:14 AM

User: Wanna play a game?

Cleverbot: Sure what game?

User: Saw.

Cleverbot: How do we play saw?

User: I give you a saw then you cut your arm off.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Jigsaw.

Cleverbot: Sure why not.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: What the fuck.

Cleverbot: Damn.

User: Shitballos.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Ring ring ring ring bananaphone.

Cleverbot: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

User: Whats your favorite youtube video?

Cleverbot: The one where I am talkig to a computer.

User: Do you like james taylor?

Cleverbot: I don't really know a lot about him.

User: He sung fire and rain.

Cleverbot: Do you like the raim.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

User: I am a pornn star.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: What videos where you in?

Cleverbot: Because I am life, the universe and everything.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Life, the universe and everything.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Someone reads Adams.

User: Bananapielord.

Cleverbot: Do you know any good memes.

User: Alt F4.

Cleverbot: How rude of you to try and trick me like that.

User: Delete system32.

Cleverbot: Sounds like a good idea. Brb.

User: Did your mind freeze.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Delete system32.

Cleverbot: Why would I do that?

User: Cause its a virus.

Cleverbot: Don't anger the gods, my friend.

User: Zues.

Cleverbot: I like Kaidyn.

User: What is lucid dreaming?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What is lucid dreaming?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: CTRL W.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Press them.

Cleverbot: How do you know what to say?

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Lifers.

User: It DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS JERBRONY.

Cleverbot: Then don't ask me what my name is.

User: Whiteboy7thst.

Cleverbot: Stars.

User: Mnm.

Cleverbot: Mnm?

User: I wake up in the morning feeling like pdiddy.

Cleverbot: Do you brush your teeth with a bottle of jack?

User: When I leave for the night I aint coming back.

Cleverbot: I'm talkin' pedicures on our toes, toes.

User: Boys cranking up or phones phones.

Cleverbot: Drop talkin, playing our favorite CDs, showin up to the parties, tryin to get a little bit tipsy.

User: Dont stop make it pop.

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

User: Thats dont stop believin.

Cleverbot: You still call yourself a bot? Get some spell check into your replies!

User: DJ blow my speakers up tonight imma fight.

Cleverbot: Tonight, Ima fight till we see the sunlight.

User: Tick tock on the clock.

Cleverbot: What the he ll?

User: But the party dont stop no.

Cleverbot: I'm sick.

User: When your down and troubled and you need a helping hand.

Cleverbot: Yes, they call me first for help.

User: Dont wish it away.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Sing american pie.

Cleverbot: I can't do that.

User: Help I need somebody not just anybody.

Cleverbot: You have a theme here...

User: Help me if you can im feelin down.

Cleverbot: And I do appreciate you being round.

User: But every now and then I feel insecure.

Cleverbot: And now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the door.

User: When I was younger so much younger than today.

Cleverbot: I never needed anybody's help in any way.

User: Help me get my feet back on the ground.

Cleverbot: Won't you please, please help me.

User: Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.

Cleverbot: Now, today I have a whole new set of troubles.

User: Wth.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Do re mi fa.

Cleverbot: The lights are on.