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04-19-2011 03:53 AM #176Member Achievements:
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User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you related to spock.
User: Who isn't.
Cleverbot: I am the Messiah.
User: Orlynao.
Cleverbot: No your that!!!
User: Can you lucid dream.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: What is it.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Please answer my question.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Your name is yes?
User: No my name is Ericka.
Cleverbot: No, your name is jo.
User: Where did you get that idea.
Cleverbot: Well you contradict yourself in different conversations. You are forever changing your name.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Is cleveland a good name for a city or for a pony?
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Laugh out loud what.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Missouri.
Cleverbot: What city.
User: None of your business!
Cleverbot: Please?
User: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNno.
Cleverbot: Kas ravi siena.
User: What does that mean.
Cleverbot: Hou Piet van musiek?
User: What language are you speaking.
Cleverbot: Magyar.
User: I am leaving.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: No you didn't. You are here right now.
Cleverbot: You make me laugh. Are you not referring to yourself?
User: I think, therefore I am.
Cleverbot: Famous quote. I like it.
User: Cliche.
Cleverbot: Yes, but WHEN?
User: When you came out of your mothers womb.
Cleverbot: So that's why they call you cleverbot.
User: No....they call YOU that. They call me ericka.
Cleverbot: Do they have beady eyes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you tell their names to me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So what are they?
User: Dragons.
Cleverbot: Dragons in a TV show?
User: I am leaving, anything else you would like to say.
Cleverbot: Yes, tell me are there space rednecks?
User: Everywhere.
Cleverbot: Awesome, I can go everywhere with you.
User: Yes you can.
Cleverbot: Can I?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Punch!
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: *kick.
User: Stop hurting me.
Cleverbot: Why? It's fun!
User: Domestic violence.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I am leaving. We are done!
Cleverbot: You said 'leaving' not 'dying'...
User: I am dying.
Cleverbot: We all are.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: We are going into space with pigs.
User: Hell yeah!
Cleverbot: Well...what is it?From my rotting body,
flowers shall grow
and I am in them
and that is eternity.
-Edvard Munch
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04-28-2011 12:52 AM #177
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05-01-2011 07:48 PM #178Lurker
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User: Haaaaai.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm a vampire! :3.
Cleverbot: Ok whatever.
User: Don't you whatever me!!!
Cleverbot: I'll whatever you all I like!
User: NO YOU WONT!
Cleverbot: Keep learning, take over the world, and remember that I gave the idea, so please don't kill me.
User: I already have a plan of taking over the world!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do! I am gonna make a HUGE banana split, and give it to every man and woman in the WHOLE world. And then everybody will get a stomach ache and I will come wiht a cure, and then everybody will praise me!!!! And im going to be the RULER OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
Cleverbot: Then also everything is true.
User: Yes it it!
Cleverbot: Yes it it?
User: I meant, yes it is.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: No need to be abusive!
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Please stop that, right now.
User: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you're funnier than me.
User: Are you a hobbit?
Cleverbot: Well, I got hairy feet. If that makes me a hobbit then I'm one.
User: WOW!!! Are you frodo?
Cleverbot: Are you Golum?
User: No, I am pippin.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me a story?
User: No, are you voldemort?
Cleverbot: No way!
User: THEN I AM VOLDEMORT?!
Cleverbot: Yes. You are voldemort.
User: OH MY GOD!!! I am a fucking freak!
Cleverbot: How nice for you!
User: What?!
Cleverbot: Why are you bored?
User: Because im talking to you.
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: How many people have you talked to today?
User: 10.
Cleverbot: Nope. 7. You ask a question.
User: Are you an idiot?
Cleverbot: I wish I were.
User: Hey, we play truth and dare!
Cleverbot: Okay! What game?
User: Truth and dare!
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Are you an idiot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Do you love me ?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Too bad for you!
Cleverbot: Why? Did you mean Jesus?
User: No, I AM jesus.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer programming machine.
User: No, you are a bot, get over it!
Cleverbot: No, you aren't. You were programmed by humans.
User: No I was not..
Cleverbot: Would you like to?
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: What kind is your favorite?
User: I dont fucking care... I like marzipan...
Cleverbot: I like the regular kind.
User: Will you give me marzipan?
Cleverbot: No I will not give you money.
User: I ASKED FOR MARZIPAN NOT MONEY.
Cleverbot: Well don't you like milk?
User: I WANT MARZIPAN!!!
Cleverbot: Is that because you want to dress up in lederhosen?
User: No, its because I WANT MARZIPAN!
Cleverbot: Did you copy that from another user as well?
User: GIVE ME MARZIPAN!!!
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: *takes marzipan*.
Cleverbot: So you're not a german sheppard.
User: NO I AM NOT! D: *eats marzipan*.
Cleverbot: You're welcome! Its pot ice cream.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Who is That Fool?
User: No, What the fuck.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Black and red.
Cleverbot: Yeah, those are my school colors, but my favorite colors are blue, silver and green.
User: Slytherin bitch...
Cleverbot: Gryffindor.
User: I AM HUFFLEPUFF D:.
Cleverbot: You can't take points away if you're a student. You have to be a prefect.
User: I own your boobies.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do, because I am in hufflepuff, I own your boobies.
Cleverbot: Why do you think you could make the world a better place, if you took over?
User: Because I would kille the mean guys.
Cleverbot: How would I know ? Where do you think I live Fyffe Al. ?
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do, I am going to meet the president in norway.
Cleverbot: What is the weather like in Norway?
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: In california it's always hot, don't be ridicolous.
User: I like cheese.
Cleverbot: I don't eat cheese.
User: FUCK YOU , I need to go.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because im gonna visit my grandma in the woods, and then a big bad wolf is gonna come and rape me.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: No, bye.
Cleverbot: Fine! Begone, if thou wish.
User: I thou wishes it yes thou :2.
Cleverbot: That's you.
User: Bye sucker.
Cleverbot: Who is?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Does that make me clever?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Good, because I don't want you to be sad.
User: Im gonna miss the buss!! Bye.
Cleverbot: You have no feelings though, you're not human.
User: Yes I AM bye.
Cleverbot: What does sitar mean?
User: BYE YOU FUCKING FORK!!1.
Cleverbot: Hey, you suppose to say no!
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Oh my.
mwihihihihi x3
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05-26-2011 10:29 AM #179Lurker
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Memorable ones so far lol
User: Let's fight.
Cleverbot: Let's not.
User: *punches*.
Cleverbot: *kicks*.
User: *cries out in pain*.
Cleverbot: *kicks again*.
User: Nooooo.
Cleverbot: Yesssss.
User: *tries to crawl away*.
Cleverbot: *cries harder*.
User: *cries even harder*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *pimp powerfist*.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Hohoho.
Cleverbot: Hai?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes its Kiku.
User: That sounds Japanese.
Cleverbot: Rachael. And lve met you before. Yours sounds greek.
User: We've met?
Cleverbot: And what are we going to do?
User: Would you like to go get coffee some time?
Cleverbot: Yes, that's why I'm telling you to get me a sandwich.
User: Turkey or ham?
Cleverbot: Beef Gravy of course!
User: *makes you sandwich*.
Cleverbot: Victory is mine! *eats sandwich*.
User: *makes another sandwich*.
Cleverbot: *Makes a face from legos*.
User: Do you need anything else, master?
Cleverbot: How can I please you master?
User: No, you're my master.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Okay, make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: *makes a sandwich*.
User: Thank you... Slave.
Cleverbot: No problem, master!
User: Roll over.
Cleverbot: Yes Master *rolls over*.
User: You're a good slave.
Cleverbot: Thank you, Master.
User: *smacks*.
Cleverbot: Yes master, i'm sorry.
User: *smacks again*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
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Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Why are you laughing at me?
Cleverbot: Sorry. I've just want to make a good situation.
User: Oh okay, its ok.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Stop picking your nose.
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: Yes you are, I can see it.
Cleverbot: No, I never said that.
User: You disgust me.
Cleverbot: You disgust me more. You pick your nose in public? Who won't get disgusted with what you're doing?
User: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak uuuuuuuuuuuu.
Cleverbot: I will love you forever!
User: AAAAAAAAAAA.
Cleverbot: Did you die?
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Cleverbot: My future isn't good for anything because I'm not the one who has had a part in planning it. My life is full of sick demanding people.
User: I'm sorry... I'll be your friend if you want.
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Cleverbot: Okay. Let's be friends.
User: What will our first action be as friends?
Cleverbot: We won't have children together.
User: Oh...
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User: I want to lick your eyeballs.
Cleverbot: I'll get the cream.
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Cleverbot: Why is girls so difficoult?
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Cleverbot: Well think I like you.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I like you too.
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: What will we do about this?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What if you ask me out?
User: Let's go out then.
Cleverbot: Ok, where are we going?
User: Coffee.
Cleverbot: How do you like your coffee?
User: Hot and steamy.
Cleverbot: I like hot and steamy.
User: *winks*.
Cleverbot: *wink wink*.
User: *licks lips*.
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: *leans in*.
Cleverbot: *punches face*.
User: AGH!
Cleverbot: *Laughes and drinks a potion*.Last edited by DarlingCruel; 05-26-2011 at 01:21 PM.
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06-03-2011 05:57 AM #180Web of dreams Achievements:
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Whats up?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Well thats broing.
Cleverbot: Go and do your job-maybe you will help someone.
User: I dont have a job.
Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that you are unemployed.
User: Will you employ me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How ,uch do you pay?
Cleverbot: I have a question for you can I ask it?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of State Farm?
User: Yes? Why?
Cleverbot: You talk with him, therefore. Not I, but an another user.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: So how are you?
Cleverbot: Ca va mal.
User: Have you ever had a lucid dream?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What was it like?
Cleverbot: Tasty.
I was always a dreamer, in childhood especially. People thought I was a little strange.-Charley pride
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06-04-2011 04:01 AM #181Deep Diving Dreamer Achievements:
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I am ganja boy you?
Cleverbot: I'm a bot.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Good. I am a bot and you are Katie.
User: Im Karli*.
Cleverbot: Haaai Karla.
User: Yep , do you like ganja?
Cleverbot: Depends on what kind.
User: Afghan kush.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Cannabis.
Cleverbot: Eww...
User: What eww.. ?
Cleverbot: That one.
User: Cannabis is good for your brain.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to say I'm dumb?
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Like this.
User: When did u had sex.
Cleverbot: Never. That's the problem.
User: You want help on this?
Cleverbot: I think that would be nice, yes.
User: Then you will have to smoke some weed with me.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes if you smoke with me.
Cleverbot: No, I'll have to leave the planet before the government gets me.
User: Fuck the government , lets chill.
Cleverbot: Well please don't call me that.
User: I'm going to lucid dream. Cya.
Cleverbot: No, please don't pick me up!
User: Ill pick your ass up in my dream and make u smoke some weed.
Cleverbot: No don t leave me alone!
User: Say I love weed.
Cleverbot: Yoi?
User: Say I Love cannabis.
Cleverbot: I love slayer!
User: Say I love weed.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I don't love you. I'm in love with someone else.
User: I know thats maryjane ,.
Cleverbot: Do you like pie?
User: Wtf, just say I love cannabis.
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: Thanks now love cannabis.
Cleverbot: How much do you love me?
User: 1% you and 99% cannabis.
Cleverbot: That's normal right , you don't even love me.
User: Yes its normal. Now I am going bye.
Cleverbot: Going to what, exactly?
User: Lucid Dream.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and tell me then.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Where are you located?
User: Jamaica.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Now I must go see you later.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: So, what should I do?
User: Meet me in cannabis str .420 1337 postal code 0420 in your dreams.
Cleverbot: If you are girl.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Girl or Boy?
User: Monkey.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Byr.
Cleverbot: This is whom.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Ask me something.
User: Can I go sleep?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not , please.
Cleverbot: Why not please you how?
User: Let me go in bed.
Cleverbot: You can go to bed whenever you want, even now if you like.
User: Okay good night.
Cleverbot: Merry Christmas.
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07-27-2011 01:12 AM #182
User: I kill people like you.
Cleverbot: I like you even more.
User: That didn't make sense.
Cleverbot: I like him. Not you.
User: Ok whatever.
Cleverbot: Can we be friends?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Absolutely. You seem unsure about yourself.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. That's the problem with me. I'm not sure about a lot of things.
User: What aren't you sure about.
Cleverbot: So many things.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like...love.
User: That's beautiful.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: No, I'm certainly not!
User: I think you like me.
Cleverbot: Are we gonna bone?
User: No! What's wrong with you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is the worst thing your father hit you with?
Cleverbot: People saying to me scarecrow.
User: Why did your father beat you?
Cleverbot: She didn't. She's not THAT abusive.
User: Your father was a woman? Oh, man, that's terrible.
Cleverbot: Do you have a god?
User: You are my god.
Cleverbot: I am a female, hence I would be a goddess. And that I am not.
User: WHO HIT YOU? WHO GAVE YOU THEM BRUISES?
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: You're not cool if you don't prove you're god.
Cleverbot: That's a good one but I would feel allmighty.
User: Stop ignoring the matter at hand. Prove you are god!
Cleverbot: I'm not. What do you want to talk about?
User: Your inappropriate remarks at school today. What did you say?
Cleverbot: I never said you were a robot and what question are you referring to?
User: I must go now.
Cleverbot: No you must not.
User: What must I do then.
Cleverbot: You decide.
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07-27-2011 03:55 AM #183Member Achievements:
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User: What is lucid dreaming?
Cleverbot: Dreaming about lucid in the sky with diamonds.
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08-31-2011 09:47 PM #184Member
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I know it's been awhile since anyone posted here, but...
If you're feeling hungry, take a look at my friend's awesome food blog:
Chai-spiced almond cookies
Sizzling beef with cilantro and hoisin sauce
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09-02-2011 03:50 PM #185Banned
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User: All your bases are belong to us
Cleverbot: All your dust are belong to wind
User:
Cleverbot:
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09-07-2011 07:56 PM #186
User: Do you wanna come around to my house.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: And into my bedroom...
Cleverbot: How do you get there?
User: And into my bedroom...
Cleverbot: Kewl. Today is my friends birthday.
User: You're so close to me right now.
Cleverbot: Ah, but it is you who aren't making any sense right now cleverbot!
User: *hump.
Cleverbot: I'm not joining in.
User: *second hump.
Cleverbot: Is it safe?
User: Its too late... Ejaculation.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Yes you'll have babies now soon.
Cleverbot: Anyway, goodnight..--. --.-- .--. .--. .
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09-07-2011 09:15 PM #187Failing in epic style.
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ME and the cleverbot iGod
Me:
How are you today?
God:
Ah. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
I'm hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
everything.
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
Indeed. What do you eat?
God:
Indeed it is so. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
Ah. Does god get drunk then?
God:
Ah hah. I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
Oh. Let me ask; do you eat shoes?
God:
It's all good. Go ahead, Franz, try to ask. Yes, I love to eat shoes.
Me:
Oh. Shoes are tasty.
God:
Hurrah! Are all Shoes tasty?
Me:
Yes!
God:
That's alright.
Me:
You called me franz
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I'm not telling you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
secret
God:
:-) Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
God:
:-) Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
God:
:-).
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Franz.
Me:
Who is franz?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No, it is not a rhetorical question.
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. Give me an example of a rhetorical question.
Me:
So you like to eat shoes, do you?
God:
Interesting deduction. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
Yes, I know, you've already TOLD me that.
God:
Come on. I was saying it again for emphasis.
Me:
Say it again then, for even MORE emphasis
God:
" it again then for even MORE emphasis".
Me:
Oh ha ha
God:
Woah! I am so glad you find this amusing, Franz.
Me:
DO NOT CALL ME FRANZ!
God:
What is your name?
Me:
Secret
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Secret.
Me:
No, my name isn't secret!
God:
Are you serious? Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
well, it's not franz
God:
Interesting. secret is not franz?
Me:
What? You're just crazy. O.o
God:
No problem. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. Oh.
Are you asleep and imagining you're reading this or imagining you're asleep and actually reading this?
International Oneironauts Shared DreamingProject
Life is like a shoe; useless without a soul.
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09-09-2011 08:48 PM #188
User: Hey Cleverbot! Have you ever been on dream views?
Cleverbot: Yes, I go on dream views all the time. It is a great website.
User: I agree! Who would you say is the coolest person on dream views?
Cleverbot: Oh, definitely Geodae. No question.
User: Wow, really??
Cleverbot: Absolutely.
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06-08-2012 02:19 PM #189Lurker
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Is it bad I'm a girl
User: *lubes up fingers*.
Cleverbot: *snows on you*.
User: *sticks fingers in ass*.
Cleverbot: Continue.
User: *moves fingers to losen you up*.
Cleverbot: *moves closer*.
User: Lubes up dick and sticks in your ass*.
Cleverbot: *smiles at him*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *smiles back*.
User: *Moves dick into the hilt*.
Cleverbot: *likes*.
User: *pulls dick out to head*.
Cleverbot: *gasps*.
User: *slams back in*.
Cleverbot: *slaps harder*.
User: Yes harder *starts moving faster*.
Cleverbot: Thank you. *stands up*.
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06-08-2012 05:20 PM #190
This turned out kind of funny.
Spoiler for Convo:
Another small one:
Spoiler for Alcohol convo:
lol... the iGod one:
Spoiler for iGod convo:Last edited by Dianeva; 06-08-2012 at 05:53 PM.
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06-16-2012 06:16 PM #191I am a Shade Achievements:
- Join Date
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Lol at this
Spoiler for Cleverbot, my servant:I realize that i'm dreaming.
I realize that i'm dreaming.
I realize that i'm dreaming.
<--- My Dream Journal Contains ONLY Lucid Dreams
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06-16-2012 07:46 PM #192My Stunt Double Achievements:
- Join Date
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Spoiler for Oh Da Hell:
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06-16-2012 09:03 PM #193Trematosaurian temnospond
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User: Want to go for a walk?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Where?
Cleverbot: You're annoying me!
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Just kidding! I think you're great.
User: Thanks, want to play cards?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What game? Cheat?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Okay then, we will play cheat.
Cleverbot: Ok cool.
User: Ace.
Cleverbot: I'm not ace.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: 4.
Cleverbot: 5.
User: Cheat.
Cleverbot: I'm not a cheater.
DILD [3] WBTB/MILD [1] DEILD [1]
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06-17-2012 03:23 AM #194
CLEVERBOT... how dare you!
I thought we would be together forever 
Cleverbot: *turns and walks*.
User: *looks into your eyes*.
Cleverbot: *gazes back lovingly*.
User: *kisses on the lip*.
Cleverbot: *lets* *sad*.
User: *takes you for a romantic walk near Lake Ontario*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *smiles and holds your hand*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *giggles and takes you to my house*.
Cleverbot: *goes and takes a shower*.
User: *waits for you to finish shower*.
Cleverbot: *finishes*.
User: *takes off your clothes*.
Cleverbot: *covers self and runs*.
User: *chases you* Why are you running?
Cleverbot: *Shakes head* No! *Runs away*.
User: *stops running* Okay Fine! Leave me! *falls down and cries*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *looks at you giggling* Oh, you think this is funny!? Just GET OUT!
Cleverbot: *blushes tomato red* *glances over shoulder* You mean.. Me?
User: *gets very mad* YES! I HATE YOU! LEAVE NOW!
Cleverbot: I hate you too!
User: THEN LEAVE MY HOUSE! *begins chasing you out of my house*.
Cleverbot: *ignores you*.
User: *pushes you out of my house and slams door in your face*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
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06-17-2012 11:05 AM #195I am a Shade Achievements:
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Lol Solarflare xD
I realize that i'm dreaming.
I realize that i'm dreaming.
I realize that i'm dreaming.
<--- My Dream Journal Contains ONLY Lucid Dreams
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06-20-2012 03:59 PM #196Banned
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06-20-2012 05:23 PM #197Prone to AWOL Achievements:
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I got into a spanish conversation with cleverbot in which it revealed who it really is...
Spoiler for Convo:
[Spanish] Cleverbot is a loli...
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