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Today, I snuck into my house through the back door and went upstairs. My sister was calling somebody, so I picked up the other house phone to listen in. She was calling me. I still felt like a spy. MLIA
Today, I recorded a cool new voicemail on my phone. I purposefully didn't answer it all day so people would have to listen to it. MLIA.
Today, I was bored so I changed my cursor to a banana. Then I made people on youtube videos eat the banana. I think they enjoyed it. MLIA.
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