And yes, I do intend this to be a somewhat serious but entirely goofy topic.

Verious.
ver·ious
[vair-eeuhs]
–adjective
not serious; facetious. Often used as a humourous contradiction in a person's statement. "Twilight is awesome! ...I'm being verious."

Origin:
2010; very + -serious;

—Related forms
ver·ious·ly, adverb

—Can be confused:  various.



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I am actually incorporating this into my regular speech now, as is Lloyd Wallace, a friend of mine and member of DV. Will you guys use it too? Questions pertaining usage and all other concerns are welcomed.