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    1. 01-31-2008 10:30 PM #1
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      I farted so loud it woke me up

      Last night, I farted so loud, I woke myself up.

      (Sorry, I'm very immature about such things. There's just nothing thats not funny about farts)
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    2. 01-31-2008 10:32 PM #2
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      I have a bad sense of humor, so...

      HAHA! XD
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    3. 01-31-2008 10:55 PM #3
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      Been there, done that.


      XD
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    4. 01-31-2008 11:04 PM #4
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      :rofl:

      And remember kids, a healthy digestive tract flatulates seven times a day. ;D
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      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    5. 01-31-2008 11:57 PM #5
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      Shit, it would take a loud fart to wake me up ! You a light sleeper Robot_Butler?

      Were the covers still on your bed when you woke up?
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    6. 02-01-2008 12:11 AM #6
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      Well, loud farts are usually the result of clenching up and pushing out. I don't think you did that in your sleep. What makes you think you didn't dream you farted?

      Also, where did that 7 times a day stat come from. Who the hell only farts 7 times a day?
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    7. 02-01-2008 12:48 AM #7
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      I heard it was 14 times a day. Most of it must be happening during sleep... right? RIGHT??

      This is the closest that I've personally come to finding farts funny, and it's still not all that close... but the thread of the title was amusing.
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    8. 02-01-2008 03:09 AM #8
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      i like the title
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    9. 02-01-2008 03:32 AM #9
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      Yes the title made me giggle ;o

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    10. 02-01-2008 05:44 AM #10
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      It must've been really smelly. Your a light sleeper then eh?
      yeah good title lol
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    11. 02-01-2008 02:40 PM #11
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      The title was good, wasn't it?
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    12. 02-01-2008 02:46 PM #12
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      This made me laugh, good think you told us

      I don't think it was the sound that woke you up, I think it was the energy from you butt. It probably moved you a few inches

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    13. 02-01-2008 09:07 PM #13
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sugarglider11 View Post
      I don't think it was the sound that woke you up, I think it was the energy from you butt. It probably moved you a few inches
      Maybe it propelled him a few of inches above the bed and he thought he was having an OBE.
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    14. 02-01-2008 11:55 PM #14
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      Quote Originally Posted by Stevehattan View Post
      Maybe it propelled him a few of inches above the bed and he thought he was having an OBE.
      Looks like we have a new explanation for the vibrations and floating sensations linked to OBE.

      Another mystery solved through the power of fart jokes.
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    15. 02-02-2008 12:01 AM #15
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      Quote Originally Posted by Stevehattan View Post
      Maybe it propelled him a few of inches above the bed and he thought he was having an OBE.
      HA HA!

      This thread is just......juvenile?

      Yes. But hilarious.
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    16. 02-02-2008 12:15 AM #16
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      Hahahaha

      When I was young, and had to share rooms with family, I would always wake up when someone erm farted.



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    17. 02-02-2008 01:59 AM #17
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      The title made me come into this thread. You should use that as a pickup line at a bar
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    18. 02-02-2008 02:22 AM #18
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      Quote Originally Posted by ninja9578 View Post
      The title made me come into this thread. You should use that as a pickup line at a bar
      "Did you just fart? because you blew me away!"
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      Quote Originally Posted by Grunkie7 View Post
      "Did you just fart? because you blew me away!"
      LOL I am so using it! When I turn 21.


      This thread is rofl-worthy.
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    20. 02-11-2008 03:40 PM #20
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      HAHAHAHHAHGAHA! OMFG XD. you're awsome =D i have never done that XD.
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    21. 02-11-2008 11:16 PM #21
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      haha I love how open we are on the board. This made me laugh and made my day.
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      This thread made my day, just one of those things you read and you know the rest of the day is gonna be alright
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      Lol, thats great
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      if you want farts that smells like a dogs ass you should eat fish oil. i've tried =)
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    25. 02-22-2008 09:23 PM #25
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      Quote Originally Posted by Zimmerman View Post
      Shit, it would take a loud fart to wake me up ! You a light sleeper Robot_Butler?

      Were the covers still on your bed when you woke up?
      omg i just burst into laughter at work, THANKS! lol
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