15 Reasons why Pirates are better than Ninjas.

**Kromoh** · 04-09-2010 02:59 AM

15 Reasons why Pirates are better than Ninjas

1- Pirates don't need to be sober to do their work.
2- Talking about work, they do theirs in group, interacting with their comrades and singing songs about how good it is to be a pirate. Ninjas keep their mouth shut, do what they have to do, and if they don't do it right, it's seppuku for them.
3- Pirates don't wear tights.
4- Pirates don't wear pajamas in public.
5- Pirates sleep in minimally comfortable nets. Ninjas sleep on the ground, that is, IF they ever do.
6- Pirates use gunpowder as a weapon, not as a distraction.
7- Pirates don't need to have a haircut or shave. Ninjas can, at maximum, have a lame ponytail. They also don't have to shave, but that is because they don't have enough testosterone to grow facial hair.
8- Zombie monkey. Enough said.
9- A ninja without a leg is useless. A pirate without a leg is captain.
10- When pirates die, they go to David Jones' locker and find a way to come back. When ninjas die, they just go to the city's mortuary.
11- As a pirate, you get sackfuls of money in attacks to spanish ships, and you can spend it all in drinks and women. As a ninja, you get a miserable salary and don't even have time to go to the local pub.
12- Pirates confront their opponent face-to-face with true male guts. Ninjas only attack silently and cowardly from the back.
13- Pirates try to die with dignity. Ninjas flee.
14- One Piece is better than Naruto.
15- Pirates have Power Metal bands. Ninjas don't even ring the bell.

(found this at a brazilian webforum I frequent and translated it)

**♥Mark** · 04-09-2010 03:09 AM

Well I'm not a ninja any more so I'm not going to say much, but I will say there is a lot of disinformation here (likely planted by a ninja to mislead you.) Number 9 is pretty funny, though.

**MementoMori** · 04-09-2010 03:47 AM

My arguement:

this is nowhere near pirates but in the realm of ninja....

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 04-09-2010 03:54 AM

I agree with this fucker.
Not the one above me.
That first fucker.
Although, vampires (and not the shitty sparkly ones) are better than all.
Green Day>Vampires>Pirates>Ninjas>Just About Everything Else

**CRAZY BONE** · 04-09-2010 04:13 AM

Ninjas and pirates both suck. Cowboys are where it's at..

EDIT: @Kromoh, you should make a poll: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys

**MementoMori** · 04-09-2010 04:31 AM

Originally Posted by CRAZY BONE

Ninjas and pirates both suck. Cowboys are where it's at..

EDIT: @Kromoh, you should make a poll: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys

trumped....

**DeeryTheDeer** · 04-09-2010 08:12 AM

Both pirates and ninjas are nauseatingly cliche. Get rid of them all.

**Invader** · 04-09-2010 09:52 AM

I am the founder of the Pirate-Ninja coalition of the South Pacific, and an activist for the support of merging the two factions into one unholy super-faction. My coalition has demonstrated a 300% increase in yield of monetary gain over the average earnings of pirate crews operating during the time of the "Golden Age" of piracy (inflated economy taken into account). Ninjas will also find that their position aboard pirate ships are in high demand. The pay is better and the benefits have gone up in quality with the advent of new technologies and more effective ship operators. Health care and dental services are provided, and there is at least one surgeon aboard every vessel service. I share this with you now so that you may see past the differences so that you can pursue an exciting and rewarding career on board one of many of the coalition's ships, Kromoh.

**MementoMori** · 04-09-2010 03:53 PM

your coalition is a dark shell that strives to latch together the strengths of both for your personal gain. I see through your guise oh invading one, the game is afoot

**Kromoh** · 04-10-2010 08:24 PM

Come on guys, we all know werewolves are what this shit is about. Everyone tries to get rid of them before they transform, because if they do...

Werewolves > Vampires > Pirates > Ninjas > Cowboys > else

**Siиdяed** · 04-10-2010 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by CRAZY BONE

Ninjas and pirates both suck. Cowboys are where it's at..

EDIT: @Kromoh, you should make a poll: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys

Fuck. Yes.

**Kromoh** · 04-10-2010 09:20 PM

Sindred, just because you're gay and wanna be fugged by a dirty cowboy doesn't mean they're better.

**Siиdяed** · 04-11-2010 02:15 AM

:[

I need to get fugged already.

**Xox** · 04-11-2010 02:16 AM

you two. let's make it happen. {kromoh & sin}

**Invader** · 04-11-2010 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by MementoMori

your coalition is a dark shell that strives to latch together the strengths of both for your personal gain. I see through your guise oh invading one, the game is afoot

We remind those who deny us that they must die, whether by our hands or those of fate. We remind them that they are susceptible to the cruelties of the world. There is no safety upon the open sea. Here, there be monsters.

"The Game is Afoot" is also the name of one of our flagships. Very curious you should have chosen that phrase.
Very curious indeed.

**MementoMori** · 04-11-2010 02:34 AM

lmao, great thread Kromoh

Originally Posted by Invader

We remind those who deny us that they must die, whether by our hands or those of fate. We remind them that they are susceptible to the cruelties of the world. There is no safety upon the open sea. Here, there be monsters.

"The Game is Afoot" is also the name of one of our flagships. Very curious you should have chosen that phrase.
Very curious indeed.

The shadows will never die, we are needed to contrast the light.
Dawn may come to push us back to the void, but night will fall again.
Any blade raised in shadows against shadows will be consumed in shadows...

Igaの影

**undeadjellybean** · 04-13-2010 03:25 AM

Pirates live half or more their lives on the sea in a ship & they get to use cool phrases & sounds like "aye" or "ye got the davies, ye got." or "belay that, belay that"

**Crazydreamergurl** · 04-13-2010 03:49 AM

Noooo, Ninjas are way better than Pirates.

**hellohihello** · 04-13-2010 05:12 AM

If a Ninja and a Pirate dueled, I think the ninja would win. SO doesn't that make ninjas better?

**Oneironaut Zero** · 04-13-2010 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

Both pirates and ninjas are nauseatingly cliche. Get rid of them all.

They are only cliche because they are so incredibly awesome. One being tired of hearing how awesome they are does not make them any less awesome.

And to the OP, my rebuttal:

Sorry, Pirates. You guys are cool too, and all, but come on now. Srsly...

**undeadjellybean** · 04-14-2010 12:44 AM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

They are only cliche because they are so incredibly awesome. One being tired of hearing how awesome they are does not make them any less awesome.

And to the OP, my rebuttal:

Sorry, Pirates. You guys are cool too, and all, but come on now. Srsly...

So true...
except the last part... PIRATES FTW!

**Kromoh** · 04-14-2010 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by hellohihello

If a Ninja and a Pirate dueled, I think the ninja would win. SO doesn't that make ninjas better?

If two people fought, and one of them cheated, the one who cheated would win. That doesn't mean the person who cheated is better.

Therefore, the answer for your question is "not necessarily".

**♥Mark** · 04-14-2010 01:04 AM

Originally Posted by Kromoh

If two people fought, and one of them cheated, the one who cheated would win. That doesn't mean the person who cheated is better.

Therefore, the answer for your question is "not necessarily".

Then again, if they fought and they BOTH cheated...