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      15 Reasons why Pirates are better than Ninjas.

      15 Reasons why Pirates are better than Ninjas



      1- Pirates don't need to be sober to do their work.
      2- Talking about work, they do theirs in group, interacting with their comrades and singing songs about how good it is to be a pirate. Ninjas keep their mouth shut, do what they have to do, and if they don't do it right, it's seppuku for them.
      3- Pirates don't wear tights.
      4- Pirates don't wear pajamas in public.
      5- Pirates sleep in minimally comfortable nets. Ninjas sleep on the ground, that is, IF they ever do.
      6- Pirates use gunpowder as a weapon, not as a distraction.
      7- Pirates don't need to have a haircut or shave. Ninjas can, at maximum, have a lame ponytail. They also don't have to shave, but that is because they don't have enough testosterone to grow facial hair.
      8- Zombie monkey. Enough said.
      9- A ninja without a leg is useless. A pirate without a leg is captain.
      10- When pirates die, they go to David Jones' locker and find a way to come back. When ninjas die, they just go to the city's mortuary.
      11- As a pirate, you get sackfuls of money in attacks to spanish ships, and you can spend it all in drinks and women. As a ninja, you get a miserable salary and don't even have time to go to the local pub.
      12- Pirates confront their opponent face-to-face with true male guts. Ninjas only attack silently and cowardly from the back.
      13- Pirates try to die with dignity. Ninjas flee.
      14- One Piece is better than Naruto.
      15- Pirates have Power Metal bands. Ninjas don't even ring the bell.


      (found this at a brazilian webforum I frequent and translated it)
      Last edited by Kromoh; 04-09-2010 at 03:41 AM.
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