Thread: Tell me about Animals

In for cool facts about animals.

lolzi lolz

The human animal is the only animal that thinks it is not an animal.

Also dolphins have been observed partaking in gang-rape.

When animals think to themselves, like foreigners, it's not in English. Crazy, right?

Originally Posted by GavinGill

When animals think to themselves, like foreigners, it's not in English. Crazy, right?

Thats absurd! Surely you jest?

I kid thee not, my fine fellow.

Are you serious about the dolphins and gang-rape btw? ._o

Originally Posted by GavinGill

I kid thee not, my fine fellow.

Are you serious about the dolphins and gang-rape btw? ._o

Look it up. Or dont.

I will later

Originally Posted by GavinGill

When animals think to themselves, like foreigners, it's not in English. Crazy, right?

Why Huck, if they be men, wize don't they talk like men?

Cockatiels have oral sex (well, the females are happy anyhow).

That's the only one I can think of right now...

I'm not sure where you heard that cockatiel information. Even doubting it as strongly as I did, I looked it up and found nothing. I mean, as far as bird genitals and beaks go, I'd assume it's impossible anyways.

Here's an article about the dolphins:
Not So Cute: Dolphin Gang-Rape | Scienceray

If you have any questions about a specific species or group of animals, I could probably contribute more to this thread.

... what's the weirdest shit you can find on apes?

@ dolphins: :[

Originally Posted by stormcrow

The human animal is the only animal that thinks it is not an animal.

Also dolphins have been observed partaking in gang-rape.

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

Cockatiels have oral sex (well, the females are happy anyhow).

That's the only one I can think of right now...

The information I shared comes from observing my 2 birds. They want to mate but the cage is too small. She often has her tail in the air and his face is always... well, you can fill in the "..." lol

you mean the penis?

Ants are literally taking over the world.

Please lets steer this thread away from animal sexuality, I know I started it but it was a joke.

but i wike animal swex

Originally Posted by gameoverlord345

you mean the penis?

Birds don't have penises. Both genders have a cloaca.

Originally Posted by GavinGill

... what's the weirdest shit you can find on apes?

Google anything about bonobos.

Originally Posted by Tara

Here's an article about the dolphins:
Not So Cute: Dolphin Gang-Rape | Scienceray

Here's an article about seals:
Al Gore Blamed For Tragic Seal-On-Penguin Rape

Black eagles are a type of large, black eagle.

A CLOACA? i thought all mammals hade the same reproductive organs as humans D: i guess that means my cat has a cloaca .. i called him a boy to. shame.. shame on me.

Keep em coming!

There is a fungus in the Amazon that takes over the minds of insects when they get too overpopulated.

Originally Posted by CarlosTheLucid

A CLOACA? i thought all mammals hade the same reproductive organs as humans D: i guess that means my cat has a cloaca .. i called him a boy to. shame.. shame on me.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at 'birds are mammals'.

Anyway, dolphins, dolphins... oh yeah, dolphins sometimes fuck other dolphins in the blowhole. For real.

The most venomous animal is the box jellyfish. It is the size of your nail and is HARRRRD to see. Even worse, it is near beaches O_O In canada, Hawaii and Australia. Once stung, death will happen in the next 30 seconds. You will either die by drowning or the symptoms of the sting being excruciating pain, lungs disabled and heart disabled.