... Dick Cheney is a night stalker?!
Yeah, I'm not a hundred-percent sure that they're real, but I have one dream in particular that yells "night-stalker" at me.
It started out as a nightmare. I had watched all three Spider-man movies the night before, and I dreamt I was still in 7th grade, that there were four villains from the Spider-man comics and movies running around, destroying what seemed to be a combination of my town and New York city. I'm hiding under the auditorium with my friends, as Venom is trying to claw his way down and eat us. We were freaking out, and the thought crossed my mind "Oh man, this is worse than in Spider-man 3!" Then I thought "Wait... that was a movie! This can't be happening!" And I became lucid. I decided "If my DCs can be Venom... why can't I be Spider-man?" And like that, I was wearing the Black Suit. Payback-butter jelly time!
After turning Venom to a pile of goo, I start swinging around the city, and run across New Goblin and Doc Ock attacking the police. Doc Ock shoots his tentacles at me, but I web them to the wall, and he's stuck. One kick later, and he's down. I jump on New Goblin's hoverboard, and it pretty much just turns into a God-of-War esque combo smashdown, resulting in New Goblin falling to his death.
Here's where what I believe was a Night-stalker comes in. While I'm still on the hoverboard, I'm tackled by something, and we both hit the ground, hard. I look up, and see another Spider-man, except his suit is different, almost like it's on fire from the pattern. I ask him his name, but he just shakes his finger at me. (That's the weird part, because whether it be English, Spanish, or one of the 12,506.2 varieties of Gibberish, my DCs always talk.) I started calling him the Anti-Spider, because for one, Spider-man always talks, this guy is silent, and two, I'M THE ONLY SPIDEY IN THIS TOWN, BUB!
We start throwing punches, and I'm a little disturbed to find out he's just as powerful as I am. I increase my power, he increases with me. I tried to shoot web at him, he shoots flaming web at me. (Not fun
) I start climbing higher, he follows. Eventually, we're swinging around on top of the Empire State building. I jump at him, he jumps at me, we collide in the air and start falling, still throwing the occasional punch. Neither of us can seem to swing away, and when we finally hit the ground, I woke up. It was weird for a lot of reasons. Was this a Night-stalker, or just an unusually stubborn DC?... or Marvel, in this case. (Bad jokes FTW!
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