The Erratic dreams of StaySharp

Split Finger or Zombie Freeman:
Two dreams with a nearly similar end. I was in an electronics shop talking with someone while being in the body of another person. I looked at my pointing finger (no clue which side) and noticed there was a deep cut in it, and one side was white, probably dead. I did some other stuff; I think I was talking to the staff there. The next time I looked at my finger it was completely split in half, and I was only able to properly control one side, while the other moved erratically. Then I woke up simultaneously to thinking: "Dream fucking fuck" (direct quote).
The alternative was me in a long hall with red carpet and a lot of doors, seeing Gordon Freeman as a zombie swinging with his cane, coming in my direction. This time with me waking up simultaneously to thinking: "Whoa, fucking fuck" (direct quote).

Sasuke Ghost + Materialization + Wormhole = Silence:
I was (3rd person I think) floating above a grey city. All buildings were slightly damaged, however completely empty, no people no furniture no other stuff. Just plain walls. I saw Sasuke floating around with a cloak and glowing red eyes, he was sort of a ghost. Something happened which materialized him and he smashed into a small building, revealing a violet/blue glowing wormhole which swallowed him.

Spoiler for Odd dice game (Sexual Content):

I was in an unknown room with an nice looking girl and we were about to have sex, however she had pain upon starting normally, so she told me to search for an alternative. I had 2 six-sided dice which could produce 10 different results each (well, nice dream paradox) and threw them for an idea. They showed 1 and 2, of which one meant "Anal". So I asked her for an opinion but after noticing she was frozen like a crashed program I woke up
I also remember there was an bathroom involved at some point of this dream, I think right before we went into the bedroom, but not sure.