BlairBros' Adventures

30/3/16:
Dream 1: I was playing a Dota game, it started off alright but our support was absolutely terrible, feeding and such and ending up abandoning. 4v5 we started to struggle, until their bloodseeker went absolutely insane nd started eating us up left right and centre. He killed all of us multiple times and the last time I just barely managed to get away to the fountain.

Fragment: I was on the internet doing something.

Dream 2: I took the train down to where the basketball stadium I normally play at was, however the whole area is sort of blocked off. I try to get through but can't really. I look through the window of the basketball stadium and see a few people inside playing, however I have a feeling that I'm not allowed to go in there. I wen back to the train station and met up with my brother who explained what was going on. He told me the Olympics were happening soon here and the Olympic village was being set up there. I asked him why they weren't using the Olympic village from 60 years ago but he said he didn't know why.

Dream 3: I was on a cliff with someone else, skimming rocks down the cliff to try and get them as far as possible. It was a bit like a science experiment so they all had to be about 1.8 kg to count. I think we each threw two rocks before we realised that though so I collected them and measured their weight. One of mine as 1.7 kg so it was ok, but the other was only like 0.9 kilos so it didn't count. I went to find another rock to throw and found a weird purple one but it weighed the right amount so I threw it anyway.

Fragment: Something about shaving and cutting my super long toenails.

Dream 4: I was at a different university campus at a computing tutorial. The tut was really hard and by the end I was completely lost and panicking. Everybody went outside and sat around and talked on a football field. After a little while though an alarm went off and security guards came to us. They started interrogating us, saying none of us would leave until someone fessed up, and eventually someone put their hand up and was handcuffed by them. I walked over and could hear them crying, until I got close enough to recognise it was my brother. I walked up to the guards and asked them what had happened, they told me that he had broken a gutter on the edge of a roof. I asked my brother why on earth he would do that and he said he saw it has hanging low and jumped up to grab it and it snapped due to his weight. I told the guards to let him go as he hadn't deliberately down anything wrong. I don't know if they actually let him go because of this or not, but I know we had to go the regular city campus next as we were no longer welcome at that previous campus.

We got to the city campus where we had a computing workshop this time starting shortly. I knew it was on level 10 of the building, so I started going up the escalator but my brother said the elevator was faster so I hopped off after a few levels. Somehow I lost my brother and didn't know where the elevators where so I wandered back down to the ground floor to try and figure out where I was. I walked around to the other side of the building and then reentered up a short escalator. I ended up in a food market of some kind, and was about to leave but I saw some of my friends hanging around there. I asked them what they were doing and they said they were getting lunch from a make your own kebab place. Intrigued, I went over to them and saw you could pay to get a skewer, two slices of bread and all the meat you wanted. I saw it was only $10 so I decided to get it as well. I put one slice of break at the bottom of the skewer, leaving the other for the top like a burger, and then looked at all the different meats. I got some bacon, lamb, pork and this amazing looking smoked beef. I ate that and then went up the escalators again. I met up with my brother on level 9 somehow, and he told me to follow him to the room even though it was the floor below. We walked in and it was an arena in darkness with a woman giving a speech in Chinese there. We sat down and it turned out to be next to a friend from high school. I asked her if this was the right place and she said no, so,, scolding my brother, I walked out and tried to get up to the next level.

29/3/16:
Dream 1: I went to a window near the back of my house and saw an owl outside, looking at me with big yellow eyes. I marvelled at this as I had never seen an owl IRL before. I then noticed my cat was next to me, hissing and spitting at the window. The owl and the cat got up as close as they could to the window and starting taunting each other. Somehow the cat got out though, and the owl was no more. My brother came and asked me what was going on but I told him to go back as he didn't want to see what was going on.

Dream 2: There was a gun which shot backwards, a sawn of shotgun which sprayed pellets everywhere out the back end of the gun, so a guy was going around tricking people into thinking they were safe before he shot them.

Dream 3: I was at a high school, not my own, in class. I was on my computer and playing a game, something star wars related I think. The bell rang and class ended so I ran outside to get to my locker. I passed a cafeteria and then got to my locker only to realise I had left my computer and books and stuff in the classroom. I decided to get the rest of my stuff from my locker first before going back for that. While at the lockers I bumped into a friend discussing with some other people how he had royal/noble blood. His mum was related to the second most powerful family in Malaysia, however they were under threat of attack from the most powerful family so they had to defend themselves. Their house there had an extendable spiral wall to protect them at night, which he gave a demonstration of at his locker, pulling out a wooden spiral fence around it that grew and grew. I went bac to the classroom to get my stuff, passing someone I knew on the way, only to find there was an after school art class going on in that room. I went inside and saw my stuff was still there, so I began packing it away but the art teacher stopped me. She tried to get me to join in with their activities, making a big balloon sack thing, so I went along with it a bit before just packing my stuff away and getting out of there.

28/3/16: (Cracked the 100 dreams recalled this month yay!)
Dream 1: I was at a house, presumably my own, where the old neighbours had moved out and the new ones were just moving in. I went outside to greet them and saw them all siting around a table in the driveway having a picnic. I saw they were half chinese and half something else, for some reason I didn't go up to say hello but stood back and just watched them for a bit.

Dream 2: I was on a plane flight and I was supposedly the wealthiest individual in the world. I was probably in first class when the plane started juddering and shaking about. I asked a flight attendant what was going on and she said she didn't know. People around me were acting like we might be crashing and I tarted getting worried, so I cornered the flight attendant in a secluded spot and told her of my wealth, 10.7 trillion dollars, and that I could give her a substantial reward if she told me what was really going on. She told me that it was all a simulation, but to not tell the other passengers. I went back to my seat and the flight continued on as per normal. A little while later though the juddering started again, and then it appeared like the side of the plane got ripped off and a little kid got sucked out of the plane. Everybody screamed and panicked until the hole fixed itself and people realised it was just a simulation. Everyone began laughing nervously as we began to descend. We landed and as I got out I saw we were at Disneyland. I got off with my family and we started walking away. My brothers got a bit lost however but we managed to get reunited. We passed a small carousel which was shut down and being turned into an iron man ride.

Dream 3: I was travelling across China in a train and was looking out the window as we arrived and then departed from Nanjing.

I had a false awakening fragment where I thought I had remembered a few dreams and then went back to sleep.

27/3/16:
Dream 1: I woke up remembering one word. Zombies. I think there was a magazine story about it and my relatives were coming over.

Dream 2: I was at my old house preparing the house for when my relative were coming over. My mum cooked dinner which we ate, then I went back to cleaning but as I pulled back a chair a whole bunch of spiders came pouring out. I tried stamping on them but it wasn't working too well. I ran off and got a poison sprayer and fired it at them. It killed them, but it got stuck on and I started feeling suffocated. I ran outside and threw the poison away and walked around the side of the house. It was raining, and I found my mum walking around there barefoot and looking dazed. I asked her what she was doing and she seemed too shellshocked to reply so I brought her back inside.

Dream 3: I can't remember the beginnings of this one, but I gave a short, sharp pump up speech and then grabbed a light bulb hanging down on a chin in front of me and ripped it off. This violent action woke me up lol.

26/3/16:
Dream 1: I was learning a new language using a new and experimental technique for it. I was waiting around in public trying to find someone to talk to and practice my language skills but no one was stopping for me.

Dream 2: I was creating a new cartoon to help kids learn French. The show was similar in style to Archer but obviously for educational purposes. Following it they would learn a new word every day.

25/3/16:
Dream 1: I was flying Ohdaviing around in Skyrim, I somehow managed to summon him near Markath and then flew him around on the way to Skuldafn, with a huge cutscene; it was pretty cool.

Dream 2: I was at a conference/pageant thingy, sitting in a big row of folding chairs talking with a few people. I have forgotten a fair bit of detail about this as I rolled around when I woke up.

Dream 3: I was dodging around these red and blue people in slow mo, bouncing around like in a video game.

Fragment: I was on a plane.

24/3/16:
Dream 1: I was playing Skyrim going through a part in the main quest of my mind. I had to find a book and go to a cave and unlock a door to find this magical item. The quest bugged out for me though the first time as I didn't go get the book first, so I reloaded and went there first to get the book. I got that and went back to the cave. I shouted down some draugr and then picked the lock of the cage door to open it up and get my hands on this magical sphere.

Dream 2: I was going to uni in the city, taking the train in. When I arrived there a friend of mine told us he was leaving. I asked him why and he said he had just got confirmation of his P plate test and couldn't reschedule or it would be another year so he had to take time off now. We wished him well nd then went on to class. I somehow walked into a biology class though and met someone from high school there before I walked out.

Dream 3: I was on the computer at home, playing games and listening to metal. My step mum came home and walked into the room, told me to get some stuff out of the car and didn't seem to care about what I was doing.

Dream 4: I was at a place with all of these slides. I kept on going up little escalators to get to different slides and flying back down again, it was a lot of fun. I think I had the ability to turn ethereal or slow time down as there were semi- slow mo moments.

Dream 5: I was involved in some sot of Sargon of Akkad video about feminism, how the colours around people were being manipulated when they were speaking about certain things to brainwash people. At the end he wished everyone a happy easter and I woke up as if the video had ended (unusual to have a legit ending created in a dream haha).

23/3/16
Dream 1: I was reading a review of a new Agalloch album online. They were talking about how Agalloch uses a lot of 'rock' sounds; not rock music sounds, but sounds of rocks grating against each other and stuff like that, which I found interesting. They also mentioned some other new elements which they incorporated for the new album.

Dream 2: Fragment about being in a kids book.
(I rolled around a lot when I woke up so I forgot a lot.)

22/3/16:
Dream 1: I was involved in digging something out of a cave or exploring underground with a girl. I must have been successful, because we ended up at a train station sitting on a bench discussing the success. The girl then jumped on top of me and we started making out, good times ensued.

Dream 2: My brother and I were on a bus going down a hill. There was a train station at the end which we wanted to get off at, however when the bus stopped down there these two guys with suitcases and dressed in wacky clothes started shouting and pushing through people. They were yelling that they had to put on a play and were running late. The bus driver let them off first but warned them that they would have to sacrifice an act because they were running late. They got off the bus and sprinted across the road and down into the park, where one of them tripped over and his suitcase spilled.

Dream 3: I was walking down a cobblestone garden path with a woman next to me, presumably my sister. We were both dressed in fancy renaissance clothing, and I was telling the woman all about the man she was about to meet to potentially be her husband. I told her he had been my friend in childhood and was very kind and smart. This continued for a bit until we got close to the mansion and bumped into the man himself. He greeted m like an old friend and then turned his attention on the woman as they began to hit it off.

Dream 4: There was an old, rich white couple, sort of like the neighbours in Here come the Habibs. The woman was furious at the man for ruining her business empire, but he was determined to rebuild. They must have had some sort of wrestling business, because the dream jumped to me being in a basketball court in the tunnels about the stands. A whole bunch of fans and wrestlers alike were walking out in protest of the business troubles.

Dream 5: I was travelling on a tram down Melville road and thinking of how to talk to some of the other travellers. I came up with an idea of setting up a food charity/dispension system for refugees. I got off he tram at a stop and looked around some food shops then hopped back on and went back the opposite way which I was travelling before.

Dream 6: I was in the cinema and the original movie which I wanted to see had a problem and wasn't showing so I went into another theatre to watch some other random movie. I took out my phone to tell my friends what had happened but I remembered I was in a cinema so I shouldn't use my phone so I put it away as the lights darkened and the movie started.

Dream 7: I was on a train with my brother discussing how redistributing money to everyone would improve the economy and everyone's quality of life. I explained to him how 80% or something of all the money was just being held by rich people and not used, so I made I'm think about what would happen if people spent all of that money and it circulated around the economy, and how good that would be. He seemed a bit wary but I continued to try and convince him of the benefits.

Dream 8: The Avatar (the last airbender kind) was learning about the water element and was nearing the end of his training. He was walking down the street at night with some of us when we got attacked. He held the attackers off as we all rushed to safety, displaying his practical mastery of the element. We then filed into a room and watched as he performed a concert on an instrument with the water master. It was a sort of harp, I don't know if he played it with water or with his hands but it symbolised water. Either way he played successfully and proved his mastery of the theory behind water. The water master told him he was now ready to continue on and learn the final element, fire. The avatar got a bit cocky at that, so the water master grinned and told him while he may be ready, he still wasn't the champ yet and held him down with tendrils of water which he couldn't break. He let him go after a bit but the point was made.

21/3/16
Dream 1: I was playing Minecraft building an adventure map. I was travelling down a river to an island, however there was a biome crossover on that island so I was trying to edit it so it looked nicer. My dad walked in and told me to stop playing and do the dishes, which I agreed to do begrudgingly.

Dream 2: Kobe Bryant was improving the PR of a space tour company by appearing on their ads and being their spokesperson. He was trying to bring in fans of basketball to the company I guess. I went to watch him play at some showmatch sponsored by the space company.

Fragment: Something about being at the airport/train station.

Dream 3: I was in an open courtyard when I got a phone call from my step-mum about how her family was coming down to visit us for Easter so I had to get back. I was teleported back there where her sister and her kids were there and getting into the chocolate. Their dad called in I think and it got a little tense.

Dream 4: I was watching this dodgy anime movie late at night in a cinema with my brother and a friend. Everyone else was a fan and singing along and stuff but I didn't understand any of it and thought it was stupid. The movie actually finished early because everyone in the theatre thought the end was bad so they skipped it. Everyone stood up and applauded as the lights turned on and my maths teacher from year 7 walked in. She gave a speech about how grateful she was to be able to organise something like this and then announced she would be retiring for her kid. She also asked for donations and my brother pushed me forward, they both started demanding I give her money to make up for some previous infraction I had no idea bout.

Fragment: Some video about "Understanding Consent Laws".

Fragment: Something about walking through a castle.

Dream 5: I was in my media classroom with the rest of the class but a different teacher. All of the year 12's there were poring over a wine list for their graduation ceremony, whereas the other year 11's and I were discussing how to depose the teacher who we felt was bad. We settled upon nominating one of us and we spread this plan as the teacher walked in. She started the class but then we all formed a circle and confronted her about the issue. We had an election after some debate and our girl won. The teacher seemed to handle it quite well though, sitting down and letting our nominee teach us.

Dream 6: I was a part of a regiment of dwarves representing the kingdom. We were eating dinner in a dark chamber inside our enemy's castle, seeking to secure peace with them. We finished the meal but then we were suddenly under attack. We escaped out to the entrance of the castle but saw were surrounded. Half of our group of about 13 stayed back to fight off the enemy hordes, the rest made their way into the flagship plane and two others into a smaller biplane. We flew off and thought we were safe, however the enemy sent a plane after us that was incredibly fast, manoeuvrable and could shoot there homing fireballs out of a cannon. It chased after the flagship and we had to duck and roll and desperately avoid the fireballs while they closed the gap. The smaller biplane came in from the flanks and shot at the enemy with machine guns but it didn't do very much damage. They kept on swinging back over the enemy to try and cause some damage, and although they weren't doing anything serious they were enough of an annoyance for the enemy plane to target them instead. The biplane veered off sideways and the enemy followed, I realised that they were sacrificing themselves to let us get away. Our home was only a few minuted away, but I didn't know if we would make it. The biplane was desperately weaving away from the fireballs, however they got struck by one on the corner and got sent into a spin, and were finished when another hit the engine and the plane exploded. The enemy then came chasing back after us, but before anything else could happen I woke up.

20/3/16
Dream 1: I was at my grandparents house with my family. My grandpa tried to get us to play this game of ring around the rosie or something where 4 playing cards rotated around but we all knew how the game worked and so we didn't want to play. He seemed disappointed and went off to get some other game, I walked off to try to find the toilet. I switched the light but it didn't work (lucidity trigger come on :/) so then went into the bathroom next to it.

Dream 2: I was lying face down, planking almost, on a thin ledge. This guy was hitting me with a mallet with a super soft rubber tip so it didn't actually move me at all. I think we was trying to trick me into moving away or something, but I knew the jig was up so I stayed still and let him wail away on me with all the force of a feather.

Dream 3: I was in a class learning how to program a 2d rpg game, sort of like final fantasy. There were 4 different characters of different colours who had different moves, so I was working on them as the class ended. I went up to the teacher and asked some questions about that to him, I think he answered.

Fragment: Something about walking about at night time.

19/3/16:
Dream 1: There was a group of people digging through the earth duper fast with each of them having some kind of unique power that let them dig like that. I think one spun around super fast with a shovel and another rent holes through the earth with a claw.

Dream 2: I was at a sort of summer camp at a beach somewhere. A lot of people from school were also there, and we were in a large building a hundred metres or so from the grey waters of the beach. It was early morning an I had woken up, so I quietly walked to the library and found a copy of the lord of the rings. I curled up on a sofa and stated reading. I think there was a fire as well which made it nice and toasty. As time went by some other people started filing into the library, either reading a book like me or studying something.

Dream 3: I was in the city with a friend. We were both trying to get somewhere but we were lost I believe and needed to find a bus or train. We walked for a bit and saw a bus that we could have caught leave, so we headed towards the train station. On the way we saw a policeman arresting a kid for playing with a basketball, handcuffs and all, so we steered away from that. Somehow we then ended up near a beach and decided to walk along the cliffs. We ended up behind a real estate tour group who were looking at all of the beachside houses. I complained about the silliness of that and then tried to get ahead of them, passing through a gap in these burnt trees that formed a sort of archway.

Dream 4: I was installing a mod of some kind into minecraft. People were saying it was still in early beta and buggy but I thought it looked like fun so I did it anyway. I think it was similar to EE, maybe called arcanecraft.

Dream 5: I was debating with an expert whether a bust/statue they were showing me was authentic or a cheap copy. He was adamant that it was from a few hundred years ago however I kept on pointing out flaws that meant it couldn't be the original.

Dream 6: I was taking the train to a library at a different university for a class I believe. I hadn't been there before, so I was nervous when I arrived at the train station. I think my brother was with me, we walked to the library together. (I think there was more detail but forgot to write it down for a bit so it slipped away.)

18/3/16:
(Pretty shocking night of sleep because of my terrible cold, but I managed to sleep in for an extra 1.5 hours after waking up normally so got some extra dreams in. I was so psyched for trying to get lucid this morning but my body rebelled haha)

Fragment: I had some sort of super power.

Dream 1: I was at university with my mentor doing a PhD. We were in a cafeteria, talking about how I was settling in, fees and what subjects I was doing and stuff like that. I think we then leave to go somewhere else but a friend of his bumps into this so we end up sitting back down in another café with him. Eventually the friend leaves and then we go to a park. My mentor suddenly has a dog with him and we go to a little camp site set up in the park. He tries to start a fire while his dog is watching, while I wander off. I think I eventually get lost lol.

Fragment: Video discussing Bearing

Dream 2: I was part of some huge migratory group of people. I believe we had stopped in our tracks, settling down on some hill (that was also like in a shopping centre with toilets and stuff somehow). There was food being passed around, tortilla's/wraps with small bits of meat and vegetables in them. I helped pass plates of the stuff around as I was in better shape than most of the others who I thought needed the food more. While we were stopped a whole bunch of people went to the toilet and there was growing tension over why we were actually stopped and what was going on. I believe the group was made up of a few different factions and old mistrusts had reopened between them. I think I heard that one faction in particular was trying to seize power over the others. I realised that the people I handed food to before were from that faction, so I felt a bit bad and went and got my own food, taking a large stack of the wraps and slicing off big bits of meat from their spits. I'm not sure what happened after that, possibly the argument intensified.

Dream 3: I was watching a streamer play Skyrim and commentate over it. He was discussing how to kill this particular enemy and how it's loot dropped into a lake nearby. He jumped down into the water and then dived down to find it. It was super deep and he though he was going to drown on the way back up. When almost to the top and almost dead he drank a potion of water-walking to try and escape, but it didn't work as he was still underwater (it didn't make him rise any faster). He just barely managed to get to the surface in time, his health bar was almost non-existent. He seemed extremely relieved, as dying there would have been really bad for him. He swam ashore and then spotted two deer coming after him trying to kill him. He didn't try to heal himself or anything, instead he unslung his bow as one charged straight at him and the other went around to the side. He shot an arrow into the one charging straight at him, dealing half its health as damage. Instead of finishing that one off he pulled out two arrows and waited. Just as the deer was about to gore him he lightly pulled back the bowstring and sent one arrow about 5 metres to simply stun the deer and stop it in its tracks for a while. He then started walking backwards, turned to the side and shot the other arrow straight through the heart of the deer approaching from the side, instantly ending its life. He then pulled another arrow out s the deer in front of him started charging again, but the arrow through the skull stopped him before he could gore our hero (:p). The commentator seemed super calm about all this, confident in his skills, and then he started walking up the beach on to his next adventure.

Dream 4: I was in a supermarket with my brother. I think this supermarket had something to do with dreamviews, and the people within it were all supposedly old friends or people I had known on dreamviews (they weren't actually though). I think my brother had just created an account with dreamviews and I was showing him the ropes and all of the people around. I said hi to a young mum walking around with her kid, and told my brother how we used to hang out, then I also saw a 20 something guy I also called out to. We then turned a corner and saw another guy., I told my brother that previously he had swung out of the scaffolding on the side of a building in San Francisco and danced with very little clothing on. We laughed at that and then we turned down another isle and started adding items to the shopping cart.

17/3/16:
Fragment: Something with Bernie Sanders

Dream 1: I was at uni and I kept on running into all of these people I either hadn't seen in ages or were part of the year level above me in high school. I ran into a couple of girls who were in my media class and after a little bit they recognised me and we started talking. It was little awkward but not too bad. I then went off and sat down with a few other people to work on some group project.

Dream 2: I had to get some magical item for a bunch of Nords. I think the way I was doing it was much more complicated than it needed to be, and they were pointing this out to me but I stubbornly continued on the path I had chosen.

Dream 3: There were a bunch of students discussing all of the bad substitute teachers they had had over the years. They were boasting about the worst they had ever had, however one person mentioned a 'Ms Oag' who was far and away the worst teacher of all time.

16/3/16: (quick write up)
Fragment: Romcom about my cat Tiger

Dream 1: I was at a book launchy sort of party. There were two guys who looked a lot younger as kids on the slide show playing, and some super bogan guy. Maybe something to do with modelling.

Dream 2: Two people waiting outside a house when it was super hot, my dad came back to them and gave them a newspaper and water an stuff.