BlairBros' Adventures

14/4/16
Dream 1: I was in a house of some sort tinkering around with a little computer board. I got it to start playing music and so I started playing some of my favourite songs. My grandparents were in the other room and I thought they would be annoyed at this but they didn't seem to mind.

Dream 2: I was with my brother and mum at some place getting tickets for a theme park at the gold coast. I told the staff member what we wanted, then my mum corrected me, and this went on a couple of times until we finally sorted out what we wanted. The cashier commented on my height, then I turned around and saw a woman who was a few inches taller than me. My mum then told me that I would have to choose between eating meat pies the size of a full pie and seeing Kath and Kim live, and I struggled mightily with that choice.

Dream 3: I was handing in some work with my group for a project and we were getting live results back. We were only getting around 60-70% and I felt we should put more effort in, but then realised simply passing would be enough and so decided to just continue on as we were.

Dream 4: I was taking a trin through North Melbourne and out of the city. I ended up in a museum sort of place. I walked through and saw a depressed circle area filled with tbles and chairs. I walked in and saw it was a little Italian restaurant/café, surrounded on the outside by artwork and artifacts from Italy. I checked out their menu but didn't see anything I wanted at the time so I walked on through the exhibit.

Fragment: Something about handing backa lawn mower to someone.

Fragment: Someone ate my sandwich from my bag.

13/4/16
Dream 1: I was outside in a sort of public market area with a few people. We all had some form of alcoholic drink and we were having a merry time walking around the place.

Dream 2: I was in a large hall with a whole bunch of other people, we were all on some sort of camp. We were roughly split into 4 different groups and there was quite a lot of infighting between the groups, so much so that no work was being done. Eventually Dumbledore, the leader of the camp, appeared and motioned for quiet. He spoke about how destructive we all were and decided to reorganise the camp structure. He separated us into 4 completely different groups based on times of the day which we would be working in, and told us if anyone fought from now on their group wouldn't receive any food. Everyone grumbled a bit but seemed to accept it. As he left, Dumbledore turned around and said "Oh, and group 2 (morning group), bacon and eggs at tau" then strode out.

Dream 3: I was playing some mortal kombat style game, however on one level I found a dragon and began riding it. I flew threw a cave-like whole in the wall and then landed back down again Now I was sort of in Skyrim, and There was a horde of draugr and mages in front of me. I used my shouts to collect them all in the one place and sling them through the air. I went through the door where they came through and found myself going backwards through a warped version of the Vaermina temple quest.

Dream 4: My stepmum bought a new cat, an orange and white tabby, however I think it was sickly and had a heart attack overnight. There was an article in the newspaper about it, and she went off to bury the cat and then came back with another, much healthier one.

12/4/16
Dream 1: I was part of a large migrating, mainly cavalry army (I think we were the Sioux or something like that). We were travelling along a plain when we saw a blurry line appear off to the side. We turned and watched, and it became apparent soon enough that it was in fact an enormous line of people. As they got closer we could see it was a cavalry army orders of magnitude larger than ours. They swept by peacefully though, simply passing us by. Someone next to me whispered that they were the Mongols, and their army had 1.6 million people. I was gobsmacked at that sheer number of people, and thankful they weren't attacking us.

Dream 2: I was in my old politics class talking with the person next to me about the evolution of the English language and particularly in Australia. I'm not sure if what I sad was legit or not, but I said that Chines had a large impact on the tonality of the Australian accent and the language was mainly derived from French, German and, curiously, Mongolian. A girl in my class who was from Mongolia turned around at that and seemed all excited.

Dream 3: I was making this huge sandwich as a part of a competition with a couple of friends. We stacked up about 4 layers and filled them with different kinds of meat and cheese and stuff while having some serious banter.

Dream 4: My grandpa, brother and I were all in the kitchen making this giant batch of a stir fry sort of thing. We were preparing different sorts of vegies and meat as he regaled us with old war stories and stuff. We eventually finished preparing all the food and then threw it into a giant pot to stir around and cook while we prepared the next batch.

Dream 5: I was in some sort of first person Japanese style Adventure Quest/Skyrim. I arrived with my mum at this huge mansion place, where in the backyard there were a few quest-givers for the people involved and an 'adults room' for those not. I accepted a quest from this glowing blue ethereal woman, who gave me three tries to answer these riddles. I got it wrong the second time but on the third time I told her an answer so poignant that she began crying. I comforted her and she told me I had passed, rewarding me with something (can't remember). I then did another quest, a fighting one, where I transformed into an ice dragon and fought against a hydra. I think I just won that and again got rewarded.

Fragment: Something about people with super long, pointy ears.

11/3/16
Fragment: There was s show on CNN that everyone was complaining about being biased to the right wing.

Dream 1: I was on a space ship sort of thing with a whole bunch of other people. To either save ourselves or save the ship, most of us had to undergo a form of time travel which would wind up killing us in the process but keeping our souls alive. I was one who had to do this, and so was Bernie Sanders for some reason. We all filed into a small auditorium and sat in the rows of chairs, then lights started flashing and we could hear a humming and before too long our bodies starting to disintegrate around us. We zoomed through time to the future where all of our souls exited the room and saw the descendants of those before still working the space ship.

Dream 2: My dad asked me to make cups of tea for him and my stepmum. I asked him what he wanted and he said half black, half green with a splash of lemon cordial. I obliged, but while I was doing so I could hear my brother telling my dad about how I was drinking all of their tea or something like that. I got a bit worried about that but when he came back in to collect the tea he didn't mention it.

Dream 3: I was involved in a camp where we were all flying to Adelaide for the weekend. I was waiting with everybody at the airport for the last person to arrive, but then the leader said the last person had called and she had already made her own way to Adelaide, so we all gathered our stuff and headed to the plane.

Fragment: I was in a tense place at night when the Northern Lights started overhead, mesmerising everyone.

Dream 4: Mythbusters was trying to test if people could actually move faster than 100km/h without serious damage being dealt. They started off by building a super fast rollercoaster which I and a few other volunteers went on, but it didn't get fast enough so the got a small stunt plane. A first group of volunteers went in it and the plane flew up high then zoomed back down to earth, nearly skimming the ground. After this the next group and finally my group all went on the plane to rocket around.

Dream 5: I was on a plane with my family which had landed in water. We all got our lifejackets on and jumped into the water. We swam in a direction for a while and ended up off the coast of Spain in some super rich people resort. We clambered onto land and a staff member there took care of us and led us through the park. The place was full of giant rock formations, caves and old buildings, very nice, and she led us to a food place to get some pizza and drinks.

10/4/16 (Lots of long and vivid dreams tonight)
Dream 1: I was travelling around Sydney road and all of the old churches around there. I saw there were two next to each other, one on either side of a road. One was an old, crumbly one made of dark grey stone, while the other was newer and made of orangey-brown stone. I decided to investigate the dark grey one and went inside, then climbed up to the top. I went back outside, this time in the belltower, and surveyed the view from up there. I think I then did some research about the history and significance of this particular church.

Dream 2: I was at home and one of my favourite bands, Ne Obliviscaris, were there for some reason. They were doing a show nearby but had decided to rest at my house. My dad seemed ok with this, and we somehow organised for them to play a little show out the front of our house. Unfortunately some of their members either weren't there or were injured, so my brother and I had to take up two of the positions. I think my brother picked up the bass and I chose the violin and singing. We set up the equipment and speakers and stuff out in the driveway and a small crowd gathered. My brother and I were busy rehearsing and feeling nervous, but soon enough we were on. The rest of the band started playing and I tried to keep up on the violin. My brother was having issues with the bass, and before long he actually snapped a string and the performance grinded to a hold. The two other members actually arrived then so they could take back their instruments. The bass player didn't seem too upset by the broken sting, more amused than anything. While the band was setting themselves back up again my dad made me run and fetch some bee for the crowd waiting around. I then found a trumpet somewhere and tried playing it, but I couldn't get any proper noises out of it, and the crowd laughed at me a bit.

Dream 3: I was at a sort of museum with my family. The museum had a ton of different media there; books, posters, tv, movies, art etc. displaying everything significant that had happened for the last 50 years. We walked through there for a little while before emerging in the gift shop. My dad was looking at something and my brother found all of the game of thrones books and showed the size difference and stuff o me. My dad asked if he wanted them but he replied no, saying he would never read them.

Dream 4: There was a guy giving a speech, like at a media conference, where protesters interrupted him by showing a baby cow in his way. The protesters were vegan, and I'm not sure what the guy had done to earn their wrath but he certainly seemed quite uncomfortable around the baby cow and started to panic as the protesters screamed at him.

Dream 5: I was a dinner party with another family in an oldish wooden house. We played a bunch of little games to decide who would be sitting where and who would first and things like that. I remember it being quite intense and the verdicts were final, there was no escaping it. I think my grandparents were also there, overseeing the whole thing.

Dream 6: I was at university and had just finished a class. I went to a KFC with my brother and some friends. They ordered some big bucked of chicken and I got a pie, which little did I know turned out to cost $45000! Anyway we went outside to eat, and somehow we ended up on the banks of the Nile river. I told them that unless this pie was the best thing I had ever eaten I wouldn't pay for it, but realistically I wasn't going to pay for it anyway. We sat over the edge eating, then after a little while two of them started to go into the river, however they said the air was incredibly hot over the river so they returned to sit on the bank. My brother told a story about how Iron Man wasn't allowed in Sumeria and so they had a laser protective field over the river to stop him from entering. As we finished they began to talk about how I was going to pay for the pie, but I told them I had a plan. As we went back inside the KFC I approached the guy who served me and began to shout at him. I told him how unethical he was to give me the super expensive pie when it was obvious I wanted the normal one, and how I demanded a refund. He got really angry but could see he was in the wrong and only made me pay for the regular pie, but I could see he wanted revenge and he took down my name and stuff. We went back university for the next round of classes, me feeling slightly worried and guilty, and sat down waiting for the lecture to start.

Dream 7: I learned about how apparently "pussy" Is a vulgar contraction of pussifiliation, which is where music changes due to the accent differences between different cultures. I was then transported to a rocky beach with cliffs around me and ancient stone structures forming pillars around me and a huge circle to my left. The sky and water were both grey, and the water's current was strong. For some reason I jumped in and began singing a four-line song in the 'proper English' manner and swimming to the beat of it. I made some headway against the current, but was going sideways, closer to the giant circle. I then switched to the American way of singing, and suddenly the current was buffeting me back as the timing of my strokes changed. I was forced back for a little while before I changed back to the previous method and slowly but surely made it back to my original rock. As I clambered up I realised how freezing the water was and now I was shivering uncontrollably, soaked through my clothes.

9/4/16
Dream 1: I was playing in a football grand final. It was the last quarter and very close. I think they were ahead by a few points with only seconds left and the ball came into our forward line. Everyone flew for the mark but no one got it and the other team managed to snap it up off the ground and kick it out. the siren went and we had just lost. Everyone was shattered as we left the field, each feeling it was our own fault individually some way.

Dream 2: I was at some sort of festival thing with my brothers. They separated off from me so I wandered around looking for things to do. I walked for a bit and saw a bunch of waterslides (dream sign doh) but didn't feel like going on them so I went into a building nearby. In there I bumped into my former maths teacher so we started talking. She showed me a bit of paper with all of these peoples signatures and stuff on it and asked me to translate a thing in chinese. I said it was something about being silly at lunchtime, she seemed satisfied and then we parted ways.

Dream 3: I was in the kitchen trying to find something to eat when my dad walked in. He said that we didn't have any cans of tuna because the main supplier had been forced out of business. I asked him why and he said they had way too much dolphin in their food and had to shut down. We were both disappointed about this so I went and got some noodles instead to eat.

Dream 4: My brother told me about this card game competition against an ai which learned from its previous matches, so it would get progressively harder to beat. I decided to have a crack in it, and saw that one of the ai's was supposedly weak against 'unenchanted gravity eyes decks' or something like that. I looked that up on the internet and found a decklist which I created to take on the ai.

8/3/16:
Dream 1: I was involved in a Scrolls tournament, 3 v 3 in a round robin format I think. I told my brother about it afterwards and how much fun it was.

Dream 2: I was on a train and having a hard time standing up; every time the train stopped or started I almost went flying lol.

Dream 3: I was working in a kitchen, first day on the job. Someone had told me that the two bosses loved to drink on the job and would reward me if I helped them to do that, so I filled up two glasses with alcohol and gave it to them. They thanked me and told me to keep up the good work. I didn't have any tasks to do at that time so I went and did some dishes. The bosses came over again and saw I was volunteering with that and were impressed, telling me I might earn some extra.

Dream 4: I was going to my grandma's partners birthday party. We arrived in the front yard and saw a whole bunch of people standing around outside the front having a good time. I went over to my grandma and asked her where the man of the hour was, but she said he was quite ill and was keeping in bed. We went in to see him and he gave us some presents, I think I got a diary.

Dream 5: My grandpa (other side of family) was dying, so we were all going in to the hospital to see him. While in the waiting room we talked about random stuff, like my dad's weight loss and my stepmum almost crashing when driving in the snow. Eventually we go in to see him, and he seemed quite scared, repeating some strange facts about death like how your leg is the first part to go, and how just your body dies but you carry on, trying to reassure himself. It was quite a harrowing dream.

Fragment: Out in the desert, remote town

Dream 6: At my grandparent's house, everyone was watching this movie that was like a cross between Star Wars and a Vietnam War movie, except about China I think. Anyway I stopped watching and went into the living room where some random people were playing magic the gathering. They asked if I wanted to play, I said I didn't have a deck and had only played a couple of times, but they said they could give me one and it would be fine. So I joined in and we played and talked about the game. After a while though the light was turned off for the movie watched as it neared the end, so I went back to watch it. At the end someone from the evil side was a traitor and killed the 'Darth Vader' of the film, on his own side, before getting killed himself. It then had a voiceover about how the good guys escaped and went on to found a great empire.

7/4/16
Dream 1: I was in a room with a whole bunch of people from my classes at uni. We were all trying to catch public transport of some kind or another. A woman came up to me and asked me for the map I was carrying, so I gave it to her. Suddenly everyone started getting worried, talking about how their investments were getting incredibly risky and they didn't know what they were going to do financially. My dad came in and explained to them that everything was alright. one guy said he wouldn't be able o pay for his v-line ticket but my dad reassured him.

Dream 2: My brother and I were watching a movie meant for adults, with lots of dark humour and stuff like that. My younger brother walked in though, so we had to turn it off, but then he went off again and we could start watching the movie again.

Fragment about being on a camp.

Dream 3: I was in a classroom with random people, although I knew one person there, with one of my lecturers as the teacher. He started talking about passwords and I shared some of what I knew about making a strong password. The teacher then asked me to go and speak to the bursar about something. I went and found him but he seemed really busy on the phone and was ignoring me, so I went back and told the teacher so he went himself. While he was gone we all sang happy birthday for the guy I knew, then he gave a little speech. Then someone else I think, not the teacher, gave a speech about how young people ca heavily influence politics.

Dream 4: I was playing basketball, and when either someone else or I went for a dunk I thought I must be dreaming. I did a RC but it didn't work. I was sure I was dreaming though, so I tried the gravity rc but also it seemed normal. I then opened my eyes and I was in bed, so probably I jolted myself awake without realising and still had some leftover imagery from the dream in my head.

6/4/16
Dream 1: I was studying this small model of a huge chinese temple/castle thing, it was extremely intricate and quite fascinating to look at. I saw that it was in the pantry, and I realised that it had come with some lollies and chocolates. These were all gone, however, so I stormed over to my brother and asked him if he had eaten them all. He said he had, and I got a bit mad at him.

Dream 2: I was at home after graduating from high school. My dad came in my room the day after and handed me a whole stack of pink flyers. He said they were related to the graduation so I picked one up and read it. It had a few photos of the graduation ceremony on it, but also it had a checklist about a dream contest. Intrigued, I looked at it and saw there were two streams, beginner and advanced. One was to recall at least 1 dream for 7 days in a row, the other was to have a dream about a particular place for 10 days in a row an on the last day or earlier get lucid.

Dream 3: I was on a train in a fancy carriage where a few friends and I were invited to the breakup party of Slice the Cake. I walked up to one of the members of the band and it turned out he was actually someone from the year below me in high school. He talked to me for a bit and then another member called for silence and then gave a speech.

Dream 4: I was playing Skyrim, somehow though I was out the back of my house carrying around an enchanted dragonbone sword which I had just got. I then was inside the game proper and looked around. I saw a long sloping hill to the right of me where I thought I needed to go, so I walked up there. About two thirds of the way up I saw a stone altar and a few guys around there. I charged in full of zeal and sliced them to bits, all under the watchful gaze of a giant who happened to be right near me. I sheathed my sword and looked around at the altar and the giant, then looked at the sky and saw these purple clouds moving across with sunbeams and crepuscular rays everywhere. It was quite beautiful.

Dream 5: I was studying a map of some kind, where there was a small waterfront village. One house had a pier going off into the semi frozen river, whereas the other house's pier was sunken, however it had a giant fishing net dipped into the river to catch fish.

Dream 6: I created a pasta dish for the Queen, who turned out to really enjoy it and call it 'the Italian dish'. I was then hired as a cook for the queen, which was thrilling.

Dream 7: I met up with some old friends who are now all at different universities. One of them was at Monash and said it really overrated and there was no support there. Another said that all of the old universities were on the way down and newer ones like Swinburne and Deakin were soon going to rival the best American universities.

Dream 8: I was driving through the city with my brother and dad. We were planning some sort of heist and buying all of these plastic bag like things. WE ended up at a very tall building and my dad unveiled the plan. We were going to eat our way through all 17 storeys and then fly out from the top using the plastic things as capes. He went first, keeping just ahead of the guards as he made it to the top. I think for some reason though he didn't jump out, maybe he ran out of plastic bags, so he got escorted back down to try again. I think I tried to do it as well but I don't know how I went.

Dream 9: I was on a train I believe and I approached a guy and asked him if he wanted to buy a house. I had $2 million dollars and I needed $4 million for house, or something like that. He seemed a it skeptical, but as he had the required money I told him I would cover part of the cost if he let me stay were he had been renting previously. After some deliberation he agreed, happy to live in his own home, so we settled on he agreement. Later I went to where he previously was, and saw it was basically a large shed with another guy in there. He had guns and flags on the walls and was on a motorised scooter. I was starting to regret my decision but the guy said everything was fine and the roommate looked scary but was really fine.

Dream 10: I was playing Skyrim, my brother came up to me and was complaining about how I was in Morthal instead of Markarth, whingeing about how it wasn't even a real city and stuff like that.

5/4/16
Dream 1: A whole bunch of young people were trying to register to vote, however the staff at the polls told them they weren't allowed. There were supposedly dead people who were taking up their places on the register. They walked away disappointedly and grumbled under their breath how no one really represented them anyway.

Dream 2: A few kids were having a limbo race around a pole in a basement somewhere.

Dream 3: I was playing Skyrim as some sort of vampire hunter. I wound up in a barrow somewhere, probably on a mission to find and destroy a vampire. I walked through some tunnels in the barrow and then ended up in a large, open chamber where a strange, hermit like guy standing up on an altar. He turned around and smiled at me, then began telling me how I had fallen for his trap and he was now going to unleash a great terror upon the world. He performed some ritual, and smoke began gathering around the altar and a few skeletons began clambering out of their graves. I backed up a bit and then pulled out my crossbow and loaded an explosive fire bolt. I waited until the skeletons reached near to the strange ritual guy and then I fired, obliterating the skeletons and surely killing that guy. The smoke was still forming around the altar however, taking form as an ancient vampire. I run out of the barrow, unsure whether the vampire saw me or not, and addle up my horse to head home and devise a plan of attack. As I near my home however I see the vampire, floating above the air, along with the ritual guy. I am stunned, and asked him how on earth he survived. He told me that the vampire had resurrected him and now he was going to end me. As the vampire flew towards me, fast as a bullet, I unveiled my secret weapon, shouts. I used slow time and then calmly pulled out my crossbow. The vampire was now basically walking towards me, still closing the distance but giving me time to react. I pulled out another explosive bolt and loaded before shooting it directly into the chest of the vampire. It exploded in it just as the shout ended and he was obliterated, with the ritual guy turning into dust as well.

Dream 4: I was on a train and a woman appeared next to me out of thin air. I'm not sure but I think she walked away and then another woman came up next to me. She began complaining about 'women's problems', which turned out to be lines and women's toilets and Shane Watson wearing pink on his cricket outfit.

Dream 5: I was playing Scrolls somehow, after a very long break. I began playing a growth deck to re-familiarise myself with the game. After a few matches I began a trial and found myself getting owned. I then went on the internet and asked people what the strongest decks in the game were at the moment so I could get good again.

Dream 6: A channel 7 reporter managed to get an interview with Vladimir Putin, walking and talking about his dreams and goals. He told the reporter that he wanted the world to be separated into countries/states divided by traditional ethnic lines. He then provided a map split up in the way he wanted, and I began to study it. In Australia we would have been split up into about 40 different states, and i found the one where I would end up in. I looked close at the map and saw how incredibly detailed it was, featuring buildings and cities and stuff.

Dream 7: I was in Rome with my family. We saw some of the main sites there and then went up a hill to an outlook. It turned out that it was overhanging a waterfall which you could dive down into the pool below if you were brave enough. We saw there was a trampoline halfway up right on the edge where a little kid was bouncing on. We passed him up to the top and saw the view, then tried to get my little brother to jump into the pool. He was very scared and didn't want to, but then an old guy came up and dived off, doing a 1.5 front flip and landing beautifully. This seemed to bolster my brother but I woke up before he did or didn't jump.

4/3/16
Dream 1: I was underwater or diving into water I feel. I am pretty sure this was related to some sort of video game playing but the details escape me.

Dream 2: I was walking around my dream version of Sydney road with my Chinese teacher as we were going past a whole bunch of chinese shops. I started talking to him about names, and how they were different or not different or some dodgy stuff like that. He didn't seem to get what I was saying, and neither did I tbh.

Dream 3: I was basically on the set of Top Gear as they were doing some sort of stunt. They each had an old sports car, a Ferrari, a Lamborghini and something else, maybe a Porsche, which they were drag racing in. James May was driving the Ferrari and expected to win easily however the other two shot past him. He complained about it afterwards, saying the car was broken and stuff but the others were teasing him. It then transitioned to them driving along with a zip line overhead with a camera attached, a sort of behind the scenes into how they filmed it all.

Dream 4: A woman was making her kids do chores in preparation for dinner. As they complained she told them about how she used to do much more when she was a kid. It then jumped to 20 years in the future or so, where she was now the grandmother and her grandkids were being made to do the chores. She rolled out the same story as well as how she made their parents do the same sort of work.

Dream 5: A sort of FA where I thought I wrote stuff down in my DJ and then went online but it didn't actually happen :/

Fragment: Playing basketball

Fragment: Tony Abbott and Malcolm Turnbull both in serious trouble

Fragment: I was at a museum of some kind.

3/4/16:
Dream 1: There was some sort of competition between the country and city teams, I'm not sure what it was though.

Dream 2: I was reading a review of the new Be'lakor album, which was apparently a two part concept album. The review said that the first disk was fantastic, 4.5/5, however the second disk was really mellow and experimental but it didn't work super well so he only gave it 2/5.

Dream 3: I was trying to invest in this new super massive company. I was at a little booth trying to buy some shares but they wouldn't let me because too many people had already done so. I was a bit annoyed so I decided to instead invest in a rival company to try and topple the new one's dominance.

Dream 4: I was sort of replaying an old video game, or at least that was the impression the dream gave me. The details are gone now but it did go on for quite a while.

Dream 5: A university was embroiled in a massive cheating scandal. A whole class was getting super low marks across the board in the exams but in class they were all doing super well, so a press conference was called to address this issue.

Dream 6: Similar to the last dream but from a different sleep period, A university was caught trying to bump up their average marks to try and attract more and better students.

2/4/16:
(Dreams from this morning so recall wont have too flash detail this late)
Dream 1: The people on camp and I were swinging from ropes.

Dream 2: I was in a cooking class about how to make bread. We made these square loaves which we put in a tin and in the oven to bake. I was talking with the instructor and asking them if it was normal for there to be flour left on the outside, and he said something like it depended on whether the crust was hard or soft. I think the bread turned out to be soft and spongey and quite nice, a little like Turkish bread.

Dream 3: I was either entering a train or a library, I'm not sure, and I was looking for a seat. I found one and went to sit in it and found myself sitting next to a girl I had asked out. We both met gazes and smiled awkwardly. We were silent for a bit, but then we started talking and it was clear she was still friendly towards me. I made her listen to one of my favourite songs and she seemed to like it. I think some other stuff happened after this but I've forgotten.

Dream 4: The people on the camp and I were involved in a business training session of some kind. We were in pairs and trying to persuade the other about all sorts of various topics.

1/4/16:
(I will be away this weekend so tomorrows DJ entry will come a day late hopefully)
Dream 1: I was a master debater (lol at my subconscious) at a big company. I went into an elevator where a woman was already standing. As we went up she asked me what I did and I replied with that, things got a bit awkward after that.

Fragment: Something about singing.

Dream 2: I was at school in an art room. A student was giving a powerpoint presentation on some sort of -ism topic, all SJW like, so I was pretty bored. I started talking with a girl next to me who agreed the whole thing was stupid, then we walked out.

Dream 3: I was at the airport and waiting for ages to catch a flight. In my boredom I read up on thievery in airports and discovered that supposedly every year $50 million worth of stuff gets stolen from airports in South Korea ( I don't know if that is the airport I was in or not). I went to a phone bank and picked up a phone. Someone was calling me, and asked my something in Chinese. I responded and they asked me if I was or had seen a university professor. I stammered and replied that I was just a student not a professor and I could hear laughing from behind me. I turned around and saw a Chinese guy laughing his head off and looking at me while on his phone. I walked past him and told him quite loudly "you are very naughty" in chinese. A whole bunch of people then turned and stared at me in shock but I kept on walking past them. This would have been good, but I slipped on my socks and fell over in front of everyone. They all giggled a bit but I yelled out "stupid qualitative research!" and they all shut up and began nodding in agreement. I then carried on and went down an escalator to a platform like a train station and found the rest of my family waiting for me there.

Dream 4: The Age, a great newspaper in my area, was shutting down and I was distraught. A couple of friends and I went to their head office in the city to see what was going on and we were told because not enough people were buying the newspaper they couldn't carry on. We were all very upset and we went around buying the last ever edition to preserve it in our memories.

Dream 5: (This was very long and weird dream) I was with three other people, all dressed like me, and we ended up somehow in a strange suburb. WE were lost and wandering about when we were approached by 4 people all wearing red shirts. They told us about jesus or some shit, I guess they were Mormons or jehoah's witnesses, anyway somehow it ended up that we were in debt to them and had to work at their shop to pay off the debt. WE did what they wanted but then they refused to let us go until we believed their lunacy. Eventually I saw an opening as one of their guys parked a car in front of the shop and left the door open as he was bringing stuff inside. I sprinted out and weaved through other roving groups of wearing different coloured shirts and dove into the car. I shut the door and spun round and drove up the street. I yelled out to my 3 fellow people who were returning from collecting something to jump in. They did and off I sped. The red shirts had saw me, though, and jumped into another car and sped off into hot pursuit. We made it down a few streets but they were catching up to us and our car had ran out of fuel, so we jumped out and began sprinting down the street. We saw a parked van with two people inside, so we begged for them to let us in and drive away. They let us, and we zoomed away, losing those red shirts.

We drove away for a little bit and then talked with our drivers. They were a middle aged couple, and we asked them where they were taking us. They said we would head back to their place, and we started getting a little uneasy. I saw a giant mower in the back of the van, and I asked them if they were going to make us mow their lawns to pay off the debt. They said yes, and as we pulled into the driveway as the sun set I saw they had square kilometres worth of lawns. We did the mowing for a little bit, but then I decided to get into their car and try and escape again. Trouble was, they spotted us and began chasing. Long story short, they caught us again but we did manage to secure some money from the endeavour somehow. As they were going back to their house they needed petrol so we stopped for that, however this time I managed to find a fast car and upgrade it with the money I had found, and suddenly it was like Mario kart. We zoomed away and they couldn't follow us for a bit as they were refuelling. The race was on, 200km to home and us with a 5 km head start. A succession of people from the react youtube channels were driving us in turns, people like markiplier, Rachel, lia, a girl called andrea was really good, pewdiepie did as well. they were catching up to us but we had a secret boost with the last of our money and pulled ahead again. We made it into the final straight with 100m between us, and although we slowed down at the end we managed to just cross the line ahead of them, thus we were saved.

31/3/16
I know I had 2 or 3 big long dreams but I tossed around as I woke up and they flitted away :/
Fragment: Talking with Jamie

Dream 1: I was at the dinner table and a computer screen was there in front of me. My dad pointed this out to my sister who started hitting it and laughing.

Fragment: Something about Dylan

Fragment: Something about basketball