memorable

I was in prison for a minor incident, but something had happened in jail which had given me the life sentence.

The prison was getting raided. We were all told to lay down, face down, facing the wall.

I somehow escaped prison, and made my way to a house. I was wearing clothes that didn't look completely like a prison outfit, but was uncomfortable in case I got noticed as a prisoner.

I had reached my family, but they were not my real family, just people I knew (Josh D?). I was happy to see them and was cherishing the moments I was having with them. I broke down and started crying when I mentioned about how I was given a life sentence.

I was now in what looked like, Germain's bed room. I was using looking into his mirror and noticed I was now someone else, Miley Cyrus . I had all her features that she has of now. I was trying to style my hair, but I couldn't get it to look the way I wanted it.

Miley Cyrus

I asked Josh, how I could fly out of the country without getting caught.

Scene changed.

I was now playing Australian Rules Football(AFL). I saw a great mark by a Melbourne Demons player. I thought It may have been J. Howe, but I don't think it was. The ball had been kicked over my head, I ran back with the flight of the ball and took a courageous mark. I tried to kick the ball long and direct, but it went to the left, but luckily one of my team mates was there to take the mark.

I remember the ball going over a fence. Some players said that we wouldn't be able to get it back, as they asked the owner of the house for it, and he said no. I had a look at the fence it had gone over and noticed there was a lot of barb wire at the bottom of the fence.
I thought that I should jump over and get it, but saw the owner in his house, looking our way and didn't risk it.

Eventually I think the man threw the ball back over his fence to us.

I was back at Germain's. I was talking to Chris Judd (Carlton AFL Player), about why I couldn't play at the top level in AFL, due to my shoulder. I think he thought I was talking about him, so he explained about his surgery. He said he tore his hamstring off his shoulder

Chris Judd

I was at my old house in blacks land. A delivery man had come to the door, and I could see his yellow uniform through the hazy glass. I opened the door and he was there with a parcel for me. I said if I paid him some money for the parcel, he could give me it, if not I would have to collect it from the post office. I opened the door, and as I did, I felt a sense of danger, as if he was a scammer and wanted to get inside my house. I quickly closed the door and locked it.

Delivery man.

I saw someone trying to get into inside through the back door, but it was locked. I was positive that something bad was going to happen if I allowed them inside. I picked up the phone and went to dial 000 for the police. The numbers on the phone were weird, it had like options for calling 00, 0, 0000, and a few other crazy combinations.. but not 000! I was struggling to figure out how to call the police. Eventually It started ringing, waiting for someone to answer. I was getting nervous as I didn't know what to say, I was a bit confused.

The man that tried to get through the back door was now there again, but this time he had been able to open one of the doors. He couldn't open the next door though (Wire Door).

I went outside into the backyard. To my surprise, I saw the man that was trying to get in through the back door. He looked very tall and solid. He reminded me of someone from my previous job. He was a delivery driver. I was pretty close to him the man at one point. I saw Mum open the back door and pop her head out. I quickly ran back inside and locked the back door before the man reached it.

I tried calling the police again but it was engaged. I thought maybe, that they had cut the phone line. I looked out the front window and saw a police car, but it looked like a American cop car, not an Australian one. I figured this was the scammers up to there tricks, trying to pose as policeman.
I looked out of the kitchen window and saw another cop car, it was driving over the hood of another car.

American police car (left) - Australian police car (right)

Mum went outside to see what was happening. I thought this was a bad move, because scammers were probably hoping to lure someone out, so they could get inside. I was about to tell Mum to get back inside quickly, but there plan worked, the big man from earlier was now inside the house. I was thinking about what I was going to do to the man, and I pictured myself hitting him.

Dream ended.

(One of the weirdest dreams I've had. I only wrote notes down unfortunately, and can't recall it all )

It was daytime.

I was on a pier with Daz and my brother. There was a lot of random as fuck people.. really strange.

I was in a room joined to the pier and Daz put a fire cracker in a man's mouth, who was the size of a small dog. When the fire cracker went off, I remember thinking that the guy would have been dead for sure.. I thought he would have been blown up. I had a look at the guy and he wasn't looking good. He was moving side to side and struggling to breath. Eventually he took his last couple of breaths, then passed out. I was worried for Daz, as I didn't want the guy to go down for murder.

I was on the pier and a girl was cracking onto me. Everyone was different, and acting weird, but in a good way..

I was outside at some kind of stall you would see at a amusement park. I could see a man trying to sell me a gun who was behind a glass. He was demonstrating what the gun could do, which shot plastic balls. I asked him If I could have a look at it before I thought of buying.

I saw a few rowing boats go passed the pier, so I decided to jump in one and carry along. I was rowing through a small tunnel.

I was naked, at a house with Josh D. I was looking through a paper which had all the interesting/strange people from the pier.

I was at my friends old house in c-town (Daz).

There was a baby that put some chocolate in the microwave. As the the microwave finished, I grabbed the chocolate and had a taste. I said to the baby, it's cooked just the way I like it (I was just being nice, it was a tad overdone).
I saw the baby eating the chocolate, but it wasn't the same. The babies arm was now the chocolate, and it started eating into the arm as if it was a normal thing.
I heard a voice sound out from another room. It was Daz's mum telling the baby not too bite into an artery, when eating it's arm. I told the baby not to worry about what his mum had said, and that it wouldn't hit an artery.

I was on a bus which was filled with water. I would somehow jump on something which would launch me into the air. This bus was made for some kind of time trial race. A friend Kayley was now with me, and others. We were all jumping on the launcher and having some fun with it. Kayley mentioned to a girl that was with us, that she may have narcolepsy, because when she would eat eggs for example, she would get all hypo.

Myself and Kayley were ready to get our official race going. I was waiting for her to drop into the water and race, but she was hesitant. Eventually she dropped into the water and went for it. I soon followed and felt other peoples bodies as I was trying to race, which made it difficult to get in the flow of racing.

Dream ended.

I was at my old house in blacksland, and I was with a few friends from high school.

I was talking to Danielle R, about her mum. Her Mum dad won a choice between $30,000 or a chance to be on the show The Biggest Loser. I was telling her a white lie, about someone I knew that was in the same boat as her Mum, and that they had stuffed up with there choice. They chose to take the money and built their own home gym, as well as hire a personal trainer. I think they had failed to stick at staying fit.

Jade A, was getting her dick sucked by her friend Alana. I was watching someone get a trick played on them.

We were in my backyard and It was my turn to give this thing a go. I walked over to the spot where Jade was earlier. I saw that there was two dogs, both pugs. I sat in the spot where the girls were earlier (It was like a coffin shape, but both ends were cut out). I had half my body in and half out. Danielle's father was apart of the joke. I was getting my dick sucked by someone inside the coffin. I had to stay calm and act as if nothing was happening. The name of the game was to try and convince Danielle's father that I wasn't getting my dick sucked. I acted as if nothing was happening and started asking the father questions so that I could not look suspect. I asked what's going on? why are you guys trying to make me laugh?

I was eating the meringue (lemon meringue pie) off of the coffin. It was now had meringue on the top of it.

Someone must have been picking their ass. They were smudging poo on the sides of my mouth. I was saying it smelt like shit (No shit captain lol)

I saw Alisha (Called her Daryl), and she was with her sister. Alisha looked a bit different, more attractive. Her sister looked very similar but was more attractive. I got introduced to the sister, but I don't think she acknowledged me.

Danielle's Father was now in the coffin with me. He looked like an attractive man, very similar to a younger Rod Stewart. I was telling him that he was one attractive bloke. We had to swap our clothes while still in the coffin, and I was struggling to take them off. I think we had to take off our clothes in one transition. I tried it, but I think I cheated and took clothes off one by one. Her Father did it the proper way and successfully did it in one transition.

We were now in a see through square box. We were both jumping around in cage naked. I was holding my nuts as I was jumping around. The Father was jumping around with his hands flailing in the air, not giving a care in the world. We were having a lot of fun and were hugging and each other. The scene looked darkish.

Dream Fragments:

Scene1
Saw girls on the couch around the backyard (Jade and some others)

Scene 2
There was a spelling bee, and I had to spell Taharn and got it correct. Xavier (Big brother contestant) also was in the spelling bee but spelt name wrong.

HH Experience.

I woke up and I heard foot steps on the floor boards as if there was another dog in the house. It was walking up the passage way towards my bed room. I'm not too sure If I did this during or after the HH, but I put my hands under the blanket to see if my Dog was there, and he was. I was tripping out a little, not realising that this was a HH experience. I felt something jump onto my bed, and walk towards my back (Sleeping on my side). I was thinking to myself WTF? is this a ghost or something. I thought maybe it was my dog which passed away earlier this year, and that it may have been his spirit going through the house. I didn't even check if this had been a false awakening or if I could move at all. I was just observing what was happening and staying calm. I think I had drifted off to sleep not long after.

DEILD (7.00 am)

Time Lucid - 3 to 4 minuets
Non lucid - grey text
Semi Lucid - red text
Lucid - blue text

I had been training myself through mantras to stay still and keep my eyes closed for a few days. I was successful in doing this and focused for the DEILD attempt. I didn't really do much, except do nothing and wait. I could now see a scene of my bed room, as if I was seeing through my eyes. I knew that I wasn't awake due to the fact I had my sleeping mask on. The scene was vivid and had little speckles flouting through out my scene. I figured it was time to try and enter the scene. I tried to get my body up out of bed and did it!

I didn't get too excited. I checked to see if I was dreaming and checked my hands (Had 6 fingers on each hand). Lucid! I left my bedroom and walked down the passage way and tried to turn the light on so that I could observe my house easier. To my surprise the light switch didn't work, which gave me even more confidence that I was dreaming.

I went back towards my room and expected a girl in my bed room (Yes, my penis has got the better of me, once again.) I expected a girl called Tahan, she is a Big Brother Australia contestant. I looked around and noticed that the blanket was risen as if there was a body under there. I got under the blankets and felt a body. I grabbed a hold of her body and started to have sex with her. I couldn't see her face, as it was dark. I was having sex in a awkward position and for some reason, and didn't want to move too much, thinking that I may wake up.. My dog Rex tried jumping on top of the bed, so I pushed him down and continued having sex. I decided to do a couple reality checks that I wanted to test out. I tried pushing my tongue through the roof of my mouth, which didn't work. I heard of this reality check not long too long ago, where you block off your nasal passages so you can't breath. It worked! I will definitely add that to my hidden reality checks.
I lent backwards so that Tahan could get into a better position, but unfortunately I woke up before I could finish.

What. A. Night!

I was on a train. The train stopped and I got on the roof of the train to climb a tree with some people I knew. One of them was Daz.
We were trying to find good trees which had easy access to higher points of the tree.
I found a good tree, to tried to get Daz to come and have a look.
I was now in the tree with a whole group of people. They were climbing it with me. I had a feeling of the tree not being special anymore, now that there was other people up here with me.
I was now face to face with one of the groups members, he looked pretty intimidating. I had a feeling that they were some kind of tree pirates and want to stamp their approval on all the good trees.
We had a bit of a fight to try and see who was going to claim the tree?

The pirate that I was fighting with, had now walked off into the kitchen area of my Auntie R+B's house. The man I was looking at was now a female, or at least acted like one. She came back with a syringe in her hand, and told me she had cancer or something.

I made my way into their main bedroom. I was on the bed and noticed a female naked, sticking her ass out at me, bent over. Her body looked amazing, but I never saw her face.
With no hesitation, I got my dick out and was sliding it in and out of her, it felt amazing.

I had just got on board a train, and straight away noticed that there was people from my high school.

The train seemed to be pretty packed, and I was up against the door, when a chick I knew named Jayde (she had lightning blue hair) asked if I had two cigarette lighters on me. I did not smoke, so I had no lighters on me. She handed me one of her cigarette's so she could light her other smoke off of it, as if she wanted to smoke 2 cigarettes. The cigarette was almost smoked down to the butt. I dropped it onto her dress.

Jayde introduced me to her boyfriend, which was standing to her left. He had a beard and was a decent looking mid 20's of a man.

I had gotten off the train and started walking but was stopped by a man. He put his arm around me and said ''I had been chosen''. I quickly realized I was going to be critiqued/judged by my appearance from everyone in public. It was as if I was on a game show of some sort. A man came up to me not long after and offered to hold onto my backpack while I got judged.

I jumped a board a train with the host of the show, and he was holding me up at the back of my pants, so I had a massive wedgie. I had noticed a friend of mine Josh D on the train sitting down. I was waiting for someone to critique my package, because my pants were so tight from the wedgie, u would've been able to see my dick.

I was seeing a scene to the left of my vision, showing a lot of people laying down beside the train, in a perfect straight line wearing some kind of safety suit. I had noticed my self at the start of the line. I was thinking to myself, ''Am I seeing into the future? if so there is most likely going to be a emergency or a drill of some sort''.

The train had stopped under a bridge, and I noticed the man that offered to hold onto my backpack had gotten off the train and started to walk off. To my surprise I was naked and had clothes hanging of me, and I had a hard time putting them back on. I got off the train and went off after my backpack. He went gone down an ally which was connected to the bridge. I went after him for a couple seconds and then it ended.

I was in a hotel with some ladies, and a couple guys. One of the ladies looked very familiar, I think it was Sophie from the show Geordie Shore.

We were all getting our asses cleaned or bleached by some lady. We were all laughing at the fact that we just had our soapy looking asses. I mentioned a movie called Magic Mike, and I looked at Sophie and said ''You must be turned on by machine gun mike, and so am I, because we both had soapy asses, which looked like a lot of cum'' No homo lol. We all had a great laugh over it.

I went to get up and noticed that I left a little poo streak mark on the bed sheets (who would've thought, having my ass cleaned and all lol).

I went into the other room and noticed a friend (maybe emre) under the blankets. He looked a little suspicious, and thought maybe I walked in on him having a wank (he had the tent set up).

I returned back to the room where the ladies were, and was shocked by what the cleaning lady was doing. She was sniffing my poo stain that I had left on the blanket, and she was really getting into the sniff of it. It was like she had some kind of fetish for it.. she was like a dog with a bone, and wouldn't let up from her hardcore sniffing.