JonBingus

What a dream. Long, detailed, vivid, and fun. The best kind. It all begins with me, Simon, and Anna driving into the city in a car. We are downtown, and I realize that the building from my balloon boy dream is right next to us! I point it out to Anna with Simon's help, and then we drive by, off to some event. When we get there I lost interest quickly and went to find my car. I was going to take an uber, but when I checked the app I realized that my personal car had been parked and marked by uper. I get to it and lose my mind. It's a bright orange Honda S2000. I get in and rip it around hte neighborhood having way too much fun. I then get to the place I'm staying and go in. Inside is Steph and smoe friend of hers hooking up with some dude. I join in, but Steph tries to leave so her friend and I ditch her first. Then I woke up. I get back to sleep and I'm in a different part of town. I check uber and find my car has been moved again for some reason. I notice that every time my car is parked it is next to a supercar that is the same colour. I get in the S2000 and drive back home. There I find Anna and Simon chilling and Amanda with her boyfriend. Amanda is in a pink bikini and it's driving me mad. I head to the basement to collect my thoughts, and then I wake up again.

This time when I go back to sleep the dream is different. I am downtown on the sidewalk and I realize I'm in a video game. I am playing with Chris and Seth, and we see a group of Santas walking away from a plaza. I walk over there to find the source and see something amazing. It's an Easter egg, where Newman, Stu, and Santa Claus are having a conversation about the Jews. After watching them in awe we went around the corner and saw a group of kids. There were some babes and some people we knew, but over time more and more gangsters filled in the crowd and more good people left. I was leaning against a tree when a dude wearing a pretty cool camo jacket walked by and stared at me. I said nice jacket, and he laughed and I realized I was wearing a camo jacket too. He walked over to his ghetto friends. There was one dude in a white long sleeve that was trying to act hard and intimidate people so I just kept staring at him and he was pissed. I went to go talk to chris, but I slipped on an embankment knocked that dudes arm. It was the perfect excuse. He grabbed me and showed me to his friends. I was so pissed at him for being a shithole but I just walked away. Unfortunately I walked left around the corner and then decided to go the other way to find my car, and when I walked by again they saw I came back and I stared right at that guy with a "fuck you" face. Two of his goons started chasing me. I did some parkour and climbed a house onto a tall chainlink fence, and while balancing on top I started rapping about how these guys were trying to fight me when we should be friends. They got even more pissed, and then my alarm went off.