JonBingus

One of my most fantastical dreams. There were moments that felt lucid in clarity but not in control.

I was in a very beaten down world. Crumbling structures everywhere and the evidence of conflict, but few people. I was with simon and chris, and we were wondering the wastes. I realized that if I pick up a sword I could use it to fly around, so I began zooming around these derelict buildings. I realized that we were living in a simulation, a video game, because arshia died. He was in the form of a big dog with us, but when he died he left the game. We looked at a map of the world and found that at the end of the game was a fountain of youth that could bring back arshia. Suddenly I could spectate that section of the map and witnessed a level 99 archer approach the fountain. She could go in and out of slow motion at will, and was using that to shoot blue magic arrows point blank into the faces of the monsters guarding the entryway. She would shoot them in the face then switch into fast motion and use that acceleration to smash demons in the face with a two handed axe. She won and entered, and I was whisked back to my original body. I began to fly around again, and found an incredible site.

There was a wall about 100 feet long and 50 feet high. In the wall were human sized slots that ran all the way up and down. The slots each had a japanese girl standing at the bottom on a trampoline. The would jump on the trampoline, go flying up the slot like a bottle rocket, and float down to people standing about 50 feet away from them facing the slot. The girl would drift down to the person, then the person would smack them with a paddle and they would go flying back up into the slot. I went to join and realized the guy to my right was seth rogen and the guy to my left was obama. I really should have realized I was dreaming, but instead I shook Obama's hand and tried whacking a girl. I messed up and she flew off to the right, then plummeted to the ground and broke her legs. Jesus.

I woke up soon after. My second dream revolved around a large box with a square hole that you could insert anything in, and something better of equal size would come out. I was so happy with it, but was woken by a noise.