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It all began sitting out in the backyard. I was out there with Simon and Tia at night, and we were admiring the moon. It was so large in the sky, 10x bigger than ever due to some intense astrological event. Watching the beautiful moon made me really appreciate nature and the world around us.

Then everything changed. In the morning, a few hours after sunrise, I was sitting outside with Jake. We heard a terrible noise, like the whole globe was panicking. Looking up, we saw what man fears most; the sun being blotted out slowly. Global warming had run it's toll, and a great cloud was covering the earth as it cut the sun exactly down to 1/2 of its former glory. We watched the sun sliced down by half, as our primal fears rang out. The world over panicked. Everything went down. Cell, internet, power.

We spent some time in the house just talking about if we would survive this new world, but eventually I gave up on thinking too hard. People started gathering in eachothers homes to say goodbye before the apocalypse. Britney came over, and we had an idea. A party.

It started with the music. A battery powered speaker that we put on the back lawn, playing some tunes. People heard, and they came. Someone blasted the volume, and so the party grew. Soon, a massive "end of the world" rager was taking place in my very backyard.

Elon musk showed up. And mark zuckerberg. Two rulers of the earth.

And I square danced with them! What a strange time. I lost britney before I could say thanks for the party, so I ended up partying all the way through the night.

A great dream after all.

I went with my brother to the island. It had a resort on it, and in the resort we had a room in the forest. The room was shared with two sisters, one of them a famous movie director and movie star. I was openly flattering her, which she could hear through the trees seperating our sections. It was a pretty funny thing to do.

The island had real forest on it too. I went exploring and found all kinds of strange species of bugs, spiders that looked like plants and rocks, and other strange things.

The last thing I saw was the richest guy on the island. He was in possession of a massive car collection. I envied him. Then I woke up.

A wonderful dream. A place filled with big rich cities and the time to explore them. I found a girl and we went forth togethher, trying different foods and languages. I swam in the ocean and tried different things.

It was my mom's birthday, and everyone was invited to the cottage. I was hanging with some old staff from work and watching the ceremonies when I found a table sponsored by Lindor. I ate like 50 chocolate bars, then flew to my room to stash the rest. So good.

So I was nearing the end of a long dream that was pretty much the usual, involving a lot of travelling around the city with girls and friends, when I went through my old neighborhood. I looked at the metal guard rail and on the other side of it in the grass were a bunch of Beachmans. What the hell? They were all different shapes and sizes, with one of them being comically giant. Who had done this?

Suddenly, the door across the road opened up, and out came Conan Obrien. What!? I hug him and go in the house and meet his wife, who is a total fox. We talk for a long time about them and his family asks me all sorts of questions. They were my #1 fans.. so weird.

There was a girl that I knew who was part of a deeply hidden cult. The cult existed in the underground of london, where the people spent most of their time. They were told that everything the world said, the media said, their friends said was a lie to trick them into going to hell. They lived in these underground complexes and did everything on the schedule of the controllers. Babies, food, everything. Very much like that movie "The Island".

I convinced a girl to switch to my side, and she would report to me every night. By the end I got her mom and dad too. I can't remember what kind of proof I used to switch them over after a lifetime of believing this stuff but they did it.

The side plot of this was tha when they were in the bunkers I was either playing a new star wars battlefront game (like IV or V) and having epic space battles where Jeremy Moore was killing it in the online standings, or I was with Holly slowly uncovering a conspiracy about how instagram was going to use halloween to scan everyone's faces from their costume selfies.

My first dream was really cool. I went through a haunted house where there were little kids telling me my 401k would empty out over night and my taxes would go up by 10% without warning which was hilarious and cute.
When I got out, I was with a friend of mine who was a combination of a bunch of different guys. Outside, a storm struck. There was a sandbox with 2 foot high wooden walls nearby, so we jumped in. The storm was like a class 10 fury hurricane, you could not see more than 2 inches from your face because of the intensely thick mist caused by the rain and the 100mph wind. What an experience it was huddled in this little box, completely open to the elements with just a raincoat on. I survived no problem.

In dream #2, I was elected mayor, or maybe even prime minister I wasn't sure. I had become very popular in town for being the young cool guy running for office, and then a miraculous moment happened. North Korea elected to have peace talks, and they sent a young woman. And my nation sent me. We met in a glass building in the middle of a plaza downtown so everyone could watch. So what did I do? Show up with a giant fuzzy red hat on, and requested to her privately that she wore a hat that made you look like a squirrel. Wen we sat down, we traded fuzzy hats, and the world went mad. Instant overnight celebrity. I was elected leader of the nation, and suddenly was dealing with the parties. Of course I started working directly with the hard left party, circumventing how shittily run and hopelessly clueless they are and just enacting the policies that made sense. And then I woke up.

All I can remember well is that a lot of the dream had david collins as an expert doctor and living the life, and the rest of us boys were just hanging out still.

I was biking down st marks hill with my brother when K money was at the bottom. I smashed my bike at the bottom but john decided to race me to K money, only problem was that I just started laughing the moment I saw him and lost hard haha

I was at the head office of some stupidly trendy business where they have massage chairs and an ince cream bar. I started stealing ice cream hand over fist for fun and ended up with massive handfuls of coffee cake that I could not eat. I went through the hallways with cake, and met the Raptors somewhere else in the building downstairs. They shrugged me off.

It was a good dream but I have lost it to the universe

A Dime was living with us for a week and kept bringing progressively hotter girls over. They went to go do photo shoots in the park and I considered flying over there to impress them but knew it was lame. I stayed home, and eventually got assaulted by some spiders that were tarantula size but had daddy longlegs bodies. Freaky stuff.

Been a while since I've had a good nightmare. These came courtesy of a moment in my first dream where I was testing out the power in an attic for setting up a workshop, and I short-circuited the place. It went black and made violent electricity noises and spooked me. Fom then on I experienced at least 50 false awakenings in different bedrooms and places, with different sources of demons and silent staring people at each one. At one point I was at my old house, and I was petting kitty in front of the fire. Most of the danks were there, but when I asked them what they thought of where I grew up, they just stared at me until the nightmares came back.

shee

all took place in a big hotel. SW was putting on a big show and Liz was the stage manager and standin for the main. At night i slept with heather and meg and in the day I was wit Vic, working on some next level art project and hitting on the girls living in his suite.

I revisited an old dream of mine. It was with Drake and hid buddies at some bar. I was there because drake was being nice to me, and I remembered that the first time in this dream was a disaster. I had clothing on underneath from my youth, and I think in the original dream I shit myself at the end. Iinstead, I met drakes team and told them I can freestyle. I asked to freestyle with two of the producers. At first they were like ah fuck we have to listen to this kid suck, but as soon as I got going they were blown away. I'm always amazed that I can freestyle in dreams, but even in there I can reach flow state.

After being with them I entered a situation where we hijacked an alien invading ship and me and galen were driving. We had to help kill thousands of humans to avoid suspicion but eventually I just started firing the forward cannon