Linkzelda's Dream Journal

6/28/2011

This is by far one of the weirdest dreams I’ve had. First I think I woke up in my room and my dad was ready to go to work (probably because he was already going to work before I slept to attempt a lucid dream). He looked through my Zune HD player and saw that I had some "stuff", and started to chuckle a bit. I think he even said “You better stop with that” in a neutral tone. Then I had a dream where I went to Hooters, but I NEVER been to Hooters. So I guess my mind manifests this underground brothel that’s dark with some turquoise lighting. It was going good, I didn’t see anyone have sexual intercourse, but I think I spotted a blonde sleeping and went up to her to wake her up.

Note I said everything went find until I saw Itachi Uchiha, apparently he was the #1 server for Hooters, and he was having intercourse with these people. I’m thinking “wtf Latent Homosexuality?!?!?!” He was having sex with men and everything! Now even though I’m not into that, I respect those who have those preferences, anyway, it was freaking ITACHI UCHIHA. I thought he was going to MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN my ass if I came closer to him. I thought that was weird enough, until Orochimaru came in a hood outfit (sorry if I spelled his name wrong). Itachi couldn’t see him from that far, but I was close to him apparently. So Orochimaru started to come closer to Itachi to have a bit of fun, but Itachi went all MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN on Orochimaru, which was apparently a defensive reflex that the manager announced. While that weird crap was starting, I was finding a random blonde girl to have some fun with, but the only contact I remembered was seeing one sleeping and me waking her up.

I had another short dream where I was leaving a store with my mother, and some employer called her a bitch. But I and everyone else were laughing. Meh whatever…