The Inner Workings of a Sound Addict

21.06.2012

British Money! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


Me, my mum and my sister all enter a corner shop to buy some food. Once we've taken our items to the counter I hand over a pile of coins with which to pay.

Unimpressed, the Swedish woman behind the counter asks about a particular coin, a 20p. After attempting to scan it in the barcode scanner she tells us she won't accept it, unsure of what it is.

'It's British Money!' I shout, suddenly agitated.

After arguing for a few minutes, I casually knock over an empty wine bottle as an intimidation tactic. She draws a knife and beckons me over to her.

Of course I know that would end with me being stabbed, so I refuse. A punch up starts, and I win easily.

We begin to leave with our shopping, but put it down by the door in case it sets off the alarm.