MustardDrinker

I walked into my bathroom, I was going to take a shower so i opened the cupboard and threw my clothes on the top shelf. I then realized I needed to find a towel, and it was kind of dark so I started flipping light switches to see better, but they were dim accent lights and I couldn't really see in the cupboards or anything.

I was in a bright foggy area and there were roots on the ground, and I thought I was a spirit and I needed a body to posses, so I started rubbing the roots. I was in my shower still rubbing the roots for some reason, they started to glow blue, and a dialog box appeared and said that [SOMETHING is calling you], so I kept rubbing. I forgot about being a spirit when my father walked in, he saw what I was doing, and walked out of the room. I wanted to take him with me, so I held onto his belly blubber and begged him to go with me, and he said he didn't want to get dragged to the pits of hell. After dragging me into the adjacent room, he decided we were safe, and then said my armpit skin was saggy, and it was.

I was eating at a table with a group of people, everything was normal, until one guy started being mean to another. I was annoyed, so, I threw a big bowl of guacamole at him, and he threw an empty plate. I put my arms over my face and ran, and I got hit with about 3 glasses, when I heard a kitten meowing and I decided to make sure it wasn't in the cross fire. I picked it up and ran in another direction, I then put it on the ground and forgot about the cutlery throwing nut. He was a black cat who had a purple collar and his name was Humphrey or something, I already forgot he existed when I saw two other cats, another black, and a grey. The black was in a pink harness and had a name tag that said Kitten, and I was about to pet and look at the gray one when i remembered I had to get to the school. I ran down the hill and into this building that looked like a supermarket. Nobody noticed me enter, and I saw a sign saying the toilet had flooded.

I was in my room and I heard a truck and some guy say "Lets burn that house down!" I thought they were talking about a different house but then I heard my door open. I think about getting a gun, and I go downstairs and I realize I forgot to get a gun. [COLOR="#008000"]I decide that I don't need guns I can just beat the crap out of the people I go in my bathroom, and there's a stall in it like a public bathroom, I punch the door off and nobody's in there so I decide that they wont burn the house down if i don't expect them to. I remember that I wanted to eat my fingers, so I took a bite out of my left index, it squished like a gummy and tingled a lot. It tasted like blood but when i looked at it there was only a little skin missing.[/COLOR]

I was in a house and I looked out the window and there was this giant green airplane that took up about half the sky, on each wing there was a white circle with a black star. Some smaller aircraft went past it really quickly and I didn't get a good look at it.

My parents and I were driving home on a stormy night and I look outside to see a sign with a red skull and crossbones, and a cloud shaped like one of those diagrams where they have lines branching out in rectangles. A cloud stream went past the car, and I just knew it was called tornado lightning. I asked my father if he had experienced it before and he said yes, and my mother wasn't safe to go outside or even open the car door. We turn onto our street and park next to out mailbox and there's a gray semi truck in front of us, and there's some woman outside. Father rolls down the window and tells her that we can' go to work today. Then the car doors to my left open up and it's a little lighter outside, but I see yellow sparks in the air so I start yelling and telling them to shut the doors, and I go to the front of the car because it's more sheltered, and father asks me 'Why do most of your freakouts happen in enclosed spaces?' I am then skipping down our driveway while holding a knife. I see everything brighten as the clouds clear. I enter the garage, and walk past our three toilets, and into the house. I bump into our roommate and I'm embarrassed because I'm only wearing a t shirt and holding 2 knives. She tells me that "nothing is weird to her" and I feel better, and start walking into my house, and she asks "Can I use your laundry machine? I have so much dirty laundry , it's filled up my bathtub." I then hear my washing machine.

I woke up and immediately noticed that the light in my room looked kind of dark and bluish like the sun was rising while it was really cloudy. [COLOR="#008000"]I knew I was in a dream because the light coming in through my window never looks like that. I rolled off my mattress and decided to look around my house. I walked to my bathroom and there were feces everywhere. I got some on my shoestrings, even though I know they're not real, they're still gross. So I go down my hall and into my living room, and I see that the Christmas tree is still up. There's a white shoe box under it, so I open it, and there's some gray sneakers in it, so I start replacing my shoes, but my mother sneaks up behind me and stops me from moving.I tell her to let me go but then I wake up.[/COLOR]

I was in the stairwell of some hotel or apartment and I had to go up a couple floors to retrieve some groceries or something. Walking up the stairs was very tiring for some reason, but I eventually reached the room. It was had just some toys, a bay window, and a note where the floor slanted down near the wall. I looked out the window, and I could see a city below like I was as high as an airplane. I went up to the piece of paper in the wall floor ditch, and I turned it over. It said something about burning in hell.I woke up around there.

I don't remember much from this one just that[COLOR="#008000"]I was lucid and my eyes were closed, an I was feeling carpet or something and then I heard a rooster,[/COLOR] because one of my real roosters was crowing.

Before I fell asleep I did MILD , or the M at least. I forgot my other dreams cause my journal is on the other side of the country.

Anyways, I walked into this building with my mom, I though of it as a museum for some reason. I go up a couple stairs, and I'm about to sit when I feel something brush against my leg, I look down and It's a skunk in a red and green sweater. I stay as still as possible because I don't want to get sprayed, and one of the cashiers my moms talking to says that the skunk likes me, so I sit down. I looked out the windows and around, and I decided to do a reality check. [COLOR="#008000"]Then I plugged my nose and breathed through it just to make sure, and then I decide I want to look around so I tell mom I'm going to look at the exhibits. Then I go to my right which is just a bunch of clothes. I walk into the bathroom and try to give myself man genitals, I fail, so I leave the bathroom, and start looking around. It's dark now for some reason, but I keep looking anyway. There's nothing really interesting, just a bunch of objects I can't recognize, and ones I can. Then I walk into this room, and I realize that this is like, someones house. I then hear their footsteps, and they scare me for some reason, so I run back to the bathroom and lock the door and tell myself that the lock will make me safe. Then I eventually feel safe, so I leave the bathroom, and the building, and I walk down the parking lot, and I find my dad on a sled, so I hop on, and we start sledding. He's a completely different person in my dreams (especially the LDs), so I decide to talk to him. 'Why do you appear in my dreams so much?' "Because I'm your dad, silly." 'But who are you, really?' "I'll tell you if you get on the dream bus. Just imagine a vinyl seat, it's easier with your hands." Then he was hit with a blue shell from Mario Kart, he was gone just like that, replaced with Luigi. We continued sledding up this hill path, and at the top, I saw a really crazy battle in the distance. There were these koopa like turtles fighting the four giants from Majora's Mask. I somehow ended up sitting on a cliff while I watched it. Then Skull Kid and Majora's Mask came out of nowhere and they used that purple magic and told everybody to stop fighting. I then realized that I was sitting like I would in a bus seat, and I closed my eyes and made my hands feel the vinyl seat. Now I'm in the dream bus. I see that cashier from the museum, and this other guy, and they say they're sorry about how I lost my dad, and then I realize that there's a lot of road noise, and that my window's down by a crack, so I roll it up completely, and the noise gets quieter. I put my seat-belt on, and then to the right of the cashiers I see a back full of thousands of moles, It's my father, but before I can say anything, the dream fades away in like a second.[/COLOR]

Notes
Sleep Quality: ok
Wake Times: 3-5AM?, 7-9AM?
Before Bed Activities: Meditation

These dream fragments occurred the second time I fell asleep.

The first fragment I remember Is going in a shed or something, I was searching on this dusty counter with a bit of garbage, and found a Nintendo DS cartridge for Super Mario Maker, I was happy, and picked it up.

The second fragment, I walked past my father, I think I went in a hall. I was thinking about what I'd do when I was next lucid dreaming. I remember thinking that I'd fly, or pee, or pee while flying. I Went into the bathroom, which had a toilet, next to a really worn down drawer. I climbed on the toilet and squatted like a monkey, while I looked through the drawer. The cloth or plastic or whatever in the bottom of the drawer was peeling , so I threw it on the floor. Underneath it were a couple brown rodent turd like objects, and a really long DS card that looked like Final Fantasy. I was happy even though it was too long for my system because It was a 'sound card'. Then because I'm on the toilet I start peeing, which results in me waking up to myself peeing.