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    Mzzkc's Mind Games

    by , 07-03-2010 at 11:00 PM (479 Views)
    July Double ToTM Completion (DEILD)

    Keeping still, I perform another WILD. . .


    Without hesitation, I get out of bed and make my way outside. Oddly, there seems to be three doors hinged to my front doorway. Opening all of them, I'm greeted by a shining sun and people all about my court. I pass one guy with a shaved head and notice an orange armband.

    "Humans vs. Zombies?" I ask him. He responds by putting his finger to his mouth and shushing me as he runs behind my house to hide. "Weirdo." I mutter when he's out of earshot. There are a bunch of other players scattered about my neighborhood including some of my friends, but I figured HvZ could wait a bit, I had some tasks to carry out.

    Deciding to clone myself first, I walk to the middle of my court, do some random hand signs, and shout "Tajuu--Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" I hear the familiar popping noise around me as hundreds of clones are created in a puff of grey smoke. I take a look at them, and sure enough, they're me. However, they're all wearing the same ugly orange blazer and a dirty green headband. Great. I've created a mass of egotistical, fashion-challenged, zombies. Might as well have some fun with them.

    Using my mind and a tad of willpower, I force all of them to attack me at once. As they converge I punch the first to reach me in the face, while roundhouse kicking the clone on my other side. I use the the momentum I generate with that to drop to the ground and knock a few clones down by sweeping out their footing. "You're still a Zed now," one of the clones remarked.

    "Crap! You're right!" I exclaim, beaten at my own game. Well, then this next bit is for the horde! I think excitedly, willing my hundreds of clones to disperse and tag all the remaining humans. The game was over in less than a minute, which left me time enough to do the basic task as well.

    Digging into my pocket, I find my wallet, my car keys, and--there it is--my cell phone. Pulling it out, I open it up and hit send twice. The creepy phone lady informs me that this is not a phone number I'm calling, but some kind of app center. I end the call, and hit send again, scrolling through the list of available names. I notice one contact called 'a human' so I figured I'd go for that one. The phone rings a few times before someone picks up.

    "Hello?" a muffled voice on the other end asks.

    "Hi! Who is this?"

    "It's me, RTN."

    "Oh, didn't I see you playing in the game?"

    "Yeah, I'm right over here, dummy."

    Looking over to the main street I see RTN on his cell phone, accompanied by his girlfriend DTZ. I close my phone and wave over to him, but he's still upset by the shenanigans I had just pulled.

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    Updated 07-04-2010 at 12:05 AM by 25167

    Tags: 3 star, court, hvz, phone, wild
    lucid , false awakening , task of the month


    1. Samael's Avatar
      Both ToTMs in one dream? Awesome.

      "Humans vs. Zombies?"
      One of these days, I'm actually going to move to a city that plays this. I'm thinking Melbourne.
    2. Mzzkc's Avatar
      One of these days, I'm actually going to move to a city that plays this. I'm thinking Melbourne.
      Oh, you really should. It's the greatest game of tag ever invented. The level of paranoia, frequent adrenaline rushes, multitude of tough calls, and general feeling of excitement (mixed with a subtle touch of dread) is simply unreal. And that's only half the game. On the Zombie side, you get to not only experience the thrill of the hunt, but also the satisfaction that comes with outsmarting or overwhelming those pesky Humans.

      Yeah, I'm a fan.
    3. Raven Knight's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by Mzzkc
      Great. I've created a mass of egotistical, fashion-challenged, zombies.

      And congrats on getting both TotMs done! :bravo: