redisreddish's mess of dreams is still messy

Not very good recall. I remember my friend Sam was with me, and I picked up a rotary phone, intending to call someone. But then the phone started shouting at me with a New York accent...

"Why are you bothering me!? Honestly, a guy can't get any rest around here! Fall asleep, and someone wants to have a conversation!" It was quiet for a second, then yelled at Sam. "You know, you're real stupid. I just don't like you."

I hung up and then looked at Sam. "...The phone doesn't like you."