Snacks From the Butler's Pantry

I've been a terrible dreamer lately. I know I've forgotten at least two lucid dreams from the last week. I just woke up with that feeling that I had a lucid, but I can't remember what happened.

Plus, I've missed a lot of obvious dream signs and even failed reality checks. For example, last night I was floating on a raft with three naked playboy models and my girlfriend. I looked down at my hand to count my fingers, and noticed my hand was super tiny like a baby's, and gray in color. I noticed it was strange, made a joke about it, and then proceeded to give one of the models a piggy back ride around the pool to find the crocodile.