#9. Allegiant Little Kids
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, 06-14-2010 at 03:33 AM (514 Views)
Things to Run Away From Really Fast #7: Allegiant Little Kids
I'm browsing the forums here, thinking about dreams. Then there's something about the library here. Which reminds me, I need to return an overdue book.
I walk into a bar, where, apparently, Lindsay is bartending. I order a drink, and end up sitting down with her and a few friends while they eat supper. We talk about the Charlie Brown Christmas special, and discuss parts of it that probably didn't exist in real life. You know that one girl, who really didn't want to go to the Brown's house for Christmas Dinner but would rather have gone to New York for a Broadway show? Yeah? Why couldn't she have done that? That would have been cool.
There's four or five of us, and we start walking. Shift. We're in a playground. I look around, trying to place it.
"Aw, man." I say, "We're in Ixburg! Quick, someone think of somewhere nicer."
A couple people glance back at me, bemused. I give up and strike up a conversation with one of the girls, who has red-brown hair, a ponytail, and glasses. I try to ask her name, but she says it so fast I can't understand it. I ask again and try to repeat it back to her. One of the other girls laughs and tells her to stop teasing me.
We're still standing outside the school at this oint, and a teacher comes out to yell at hus. "Ixburg sucks!" I shout, assuming there's a game going on right now.
Little kids come out and throw rocks at us. We take shelter in a non-existant frame of a shed just outside school grounds.
"So," I say to Lindsay, "Next time, you pick the setting."
Allegiant Little Kids. Scare Factor: 1 for banality.