The Erratic dreams of StaySharp

Command & Conquer 2150:
The whole dream centered around me playing several missions of a game which was like a mix of C&C and Earth 2150. I remember playin on several maps and once a long time ago I had a similar dream. Each map (I think there were 3 in that dream) I was playing a different faction with a different color. The first one I played was yellow and GDI-like, the second was blue I think and the third was green and was much like the ED from Earth 2150, their base was located in a dark spot in a wastelend hidden behind walls.

Snake fight:
It was a long dream and the first thing I remember was being in a big cavern. There were pipes running along the ceiling and there was a blue glowing lake covering the ground. I had a fight against 2 huge snakes which apparently where somehow related to Orochimaru (from Naruto). I managed to remove their balance and make them fall into the water which made them dissolve immediately. Then there was a reference that this water had a similar effect on them like empty water on normal lifeforms. After that the dream was pretty hazy but I remember being in something that looks a little like a city in the sky and there was a latias doing something.

Spoiler for Additional Pleasure (Strong Sexual Content):

I remember being on a bed in an unknown room and I had fun with my girlfriend, though at this point it was pretty undetailed. Some minutes later I suddenly had a pussy and my girlfriend used a vibe on me, and when it went in as deep as possible I came really hard, and my member blasted its load several meters through the room against the radiator under the window. So wrong and perverted, even writing this feels weird. Yet it felt at least really good. I honestly wonder what made me dream this.