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I have bad cold..... (IRL)

Anyway, I had a false wakening where I didn't RC coz I haven't been practising. I woke and looked at the clock it said 0500, I thought to myself, 'I may as well try a WILD' - then I drifted off. I then woke for real and looked at the clock and it said 0200 - this confused me for a moment!

Fragment - In a busy shopping centre. There was a balcony leading outside at the top end. There was a blue Budgie flying in and out of the building. A woman standing next to me claimed ownership.

That's it the noo!

Just the one non lucid dream this time.

In the stairwell of a big house. There was a youngish man and lassie with me. We were ghosthunting - cool! The ghost was a few inches long and was semi transparent and otherwise featureless. We got sepearted but communicated by walkie talkies I think. I told them the ghost was beside me and then it shot off. Next thing I kent the man had caught it. It now looked like a ball with a cloak hanging off it. I whipped the cloak away and the ball part vanished.

That's it

Lots of rambling non lucid stuff, all from 0500 -0630

Looked out an upstairs window. Wee shites from next door leaning over my wall. There was a black and white cat and it looked like they were away to throw a stone. I shouted at them, they never reacted and there was a skinny dodgy looking bugger next to them who never raised an eyelid either - this dream I think was connected to;

In a busy room with loads of tables. There were two rough characters to my right. My wee boy ran to the bottom of the room and gave a lad he kent a big cuddle. My wife pulled a rug with crappy bairns pictures on it. One of the rough chaps kneeled afore it and started drawing on it he then said 'Jesus , this rug is crap!' Proabably the same dream;

I'm now outside the room eating a bowl of Weetabix, theres a young lad with glasses next to me. A balding drunk English guy wandered up and asked where the SNP meet was, the lad directed him to the door and he went in. Same dream led to;

A dark room full of Lego, I was awfy pleased and piled it into a bucket. There was a fully built castle which I was careful not be break.

New dream - shop stuff again, not worth bothering you guys, suffice to say it was all aboot kilts again!

Two TV dreams - Watching Reeves and Mortimer on a wee TV. I asked my pal if he had seen their new series , he said 'Funny you should say that...' Turns out that was the new series!

Mark Gattis dressed as a woman on a bike. He got off and louped a barbed wire fence. He got caught on it slightly (Looking back now, that was a very peculiar wee detail) He found an pile of clothes and said 'Ah, a replica witch' He then footered with a pile of shoes.

Non lucid.

Walking down a flight of stairs, never reached the bottom. There were loads of people in front of me. As I was walking there was a trailer or an advert playing which I was able to watch fir some reason. It starred Helen Mirren, she had a purple top on, then one breast was peeping oot and fir whatever reason she ended up topless. She started running and her right breast was flapping like a daft thing. I mind thinking it was a shame no one else was seeing this. I then noticed a lassie in front of me who was completely naked. I was thinking she looked nae bad, then on a second look she had an an awfy spotty bum.

Fragment - hanging up dressing gowns in the shop.

Ta - da.

Non Lucid confused fragments fae a sleepy lad.

My boy had tae answer various questions for something or other, he's only three and it was a bit much - I think coz I canny really mind. Me, the boy and my wife then had a walk doon the street and she moaned and said 'I thought the questions were going to be gender specific' - at that my wee lad raced off.

A lassie I've not seen IRL for years sitting in a comfy chair. She was a bit on the large side. I asked her to tell me what a particular guy had said to her , she refused then looked at the guy (who , of course was suddenly there) and laughed hysterically then said 'You hid my pants!'

I was sitting outside on some grass. A lassie I ken well walked past wearing tight grey leggings and , jings, whit a sight she was!

Two 'Watching the telly dreams'

A new Scooby Doo series - there was a wee evil dwarf like charcter who was able to hypnotise the gang, and they spent their time trying to get oot of some tunnels.

A game show or such like with a hyper like thin looking mannie saying the same words over and over while spinning roond and roond and climbing a pole.

Hmm

All non lucid of course ....Had a great dream early on so only the latter part I can mind ... In an attic, it was huge. there were soldiers or people in uniforms anyway ahead of me. I crawled along a floorboard and then the attic opened out into a huge well lit area, so well lit it looked like it was outside. There was even earth on the floor! There were various structures and objects against the walls but I forget. Ahead were three Chaffinch. I wondered how they had got in. A woman said we should close the windows until I told her that that would prevent the chaffinch getting in and out.

I woke up, and tried to store the dream away in my head and promptly fell asleep.

In my next dream I remembered the attic dream and was desperate to write it sown. Think I was at an airport. There was a comic on a big table and I found a space on it I could write. As I was about to do so a narrator said -
'The Bunty is the 25th most expensive comic on the planet. That's £1.25 of your money'
I dinny think I've ever had a narrator before (apart from when its a TV related dream)
Anyway, I tried to write 'In an attic' on the comic, but turns out it was made of plastic and my pen wouldn't work.

Next dream, me and my wife went to a room, there was a strange drop on the far side and we sat beside it. The sprinklers were going and we were absolutely drookit! A fat man in a grey suit came in and jabbered something in a foreign tongue. My wife asked if he spoke English and he said 'These sprinklers play up a lot'

Me , the wife and bairn in a hotel corridor. I said 'Theres a monster in the cupboard' I opened the cupboard, it went back maybe 20feet and the monster started pushing its way towards us. It was a ginger and white cat! It leapt and clung to my arm.
I then said to myself 'We'll skip this part' which we did , - that's never happened to me before!
The monster cat was ready to pounce. I looked up the corridor, the room at the top had its door open and a man I recognised was manhandling a dead naked body for some reason. I pulled the cupboard door open so it blocked the corridor and the monster ate the man I presume, he didnae sound happy anyway. The monster then appeared at a crack by the door. He had glowing eyes which burnt out and he started purring. I had a narrator again who said 'He is satisfied for the moment'

Boring work stuff where a Ned and his bairn came bursting into the shop demanding a kilt hire just as I was away to close.

Quite an interesting night...

Bad nights sleep, couple of non lucid bits of keechy pants

Up the back in the shop (yawn!) A tall English many came in wanting a kilt and my employee took him through the back (oh aye!) I was sitting at my wee table and looked outside and it was snowing heavy. I said to my employee 'Its snowing!' - 'Where?' she replied... I think I said something sarky and then someone commented on the size of the flakes (which were fell big)

Standing at a door inside someones hoose. I was kneeling and footering about with a device of sorts. A friend I ahvnae seen IRL for ages burst in, and said - 'Ye'll never get that thing working'

That's ma lot!

Non lucid bits and bobs

Noticing a big stain on a jacobite shirt.

Noticing the petrol gauge on my car was nearly on empty.

Me and my boy sitting in a stationary car. In the back seat was an Australian lassie doing a survey of some description. She kept saying a particular word in a silly way (canny mind the word) and we chuckled until she realised. She then told me to name the car we were in. I gave it an amusingly dirty name. So amusing that I forget it noo.

Serving a family of gypsies in my shop, it was mainly shirts they were buying.

A man stepped to one side, and a lassie I kent had been standing behind him. She had shorts on and was very tanned looking.

That's ma lot!

Couple of non lucids

At a beach. There was an Oystercatcher to my right. I looked in the water to see what it was eating. Couldn't see anything tasty. I put my hand in my pocket, it was full of wee screws, I started throwing them into the water. I turned and made my way towards a wee play park.

I followed my auld man into a shop where he bought a packet of fags, we started talking aboot going on holiday and then we stepped outside and met my mither.

Working at the shop. A middle aged woman with short grey hair came in, followed by a man dressed in womans clothes wit exactly the same hair style. It didn't seem to be a joke or anything , so I treated them normally and they bought something (cant mind what) and as they left I looked out the shop window and watched them get into a car.

Thrilling stuff again!

No lucids this time, of course...
DREAM ONE

- Walked doon some steps and went into a wee room. My (dead IRL) Granddad from my mums side and my granny from my dad's were sitting together.

Granddad - 'Ah, yer here just in time, we're all leaving at seven, lots of people havenae turned up yet - and they were told!'
Me - 'I wasn't told what time....'
Me - 'Why's my other Granny here?'
Granddad - 'How no'? - I named her after all.'

I left feeling a bit confused.

DREAM TWO

- Me and some other lad ended up in the water, there was land perhaps a mile or two away on two sides. We started making our way toward the land. I noticed that the water wasnae too deep, and by bouncing I was able to touch the bottom. I peered into the water and the sea bed was full of what looked like Canadian Pondweed. I had it in my heed that if I swam to my left a wee bit it would get shallower.

DREAM THREE

Sitting on the edge of a bed with the wife. I had a pile of magazines. They were back issues of Doctor Who Magazine but were the wrong shape and size. I picked up an issue with Cybermen on the front and flicked through it. I noticed some writing on the inside which was an address with the village of Auchenblae as part of it. I then minded that I got that particular issue fae somebody or other.
Thrilling I ken!

Been away - the Scottish referendum results plus a holiday meant I wasn't in the mood I've been keeping a note of my dreams at home, but not practising any reality checks etc - which made last nights lucid dream VERY unexpected! Wid ye like tae hear aboot it??

NON LUCID - Beside a field full of unfamiliar ducks, an American man came up to the gate and started feeding them, this cheesed off the American landowner who was right nearby astride a massive Clydesdale Horse. - This led directly to a room I was staying in with my parents and my wife and my sister and her man. My auld man said 'Oscar Wilde' is coming roond' to which I said 'Aye he's no deed' and the room chuckled as I attemped to climb the settee for whatever reason. I then heard visitors approach and hid under a chair. I then settled down and a tall woman came in. She had a pot of clear ointment which she gave to my wife and she rubbed on her face. The same woman handed me a pot with what looked like soup, I made to drink it, she shouted something in a foreign tongue and poured it over my hair - it stunk! Suffice it to say a wee while later 'Oscar Wilde' appeared, this was a short dumpy lassie in a mans shirt who proceeded to do a vague very unerotic burlesque style performance which in no way was worth the £102 I noticed it cost on an invoice I had in front of me. She climbed on top of me and started tickling me, and I slid off the chair in hysterics. There was then an argument with the other woman regarding two empty cardboard boxes.....
I woke up , and for the first time, succesffully re - entered the scenario! I felt like I'd had a dream of the dream about Oscar Wilde, but anyways. I asked my mither where the heel she found those two - she said she was struggling to get me abirthday gift , but they were recommended by a pair of gay men, who thought they were ok, but crude. I then remembered I needed to ID the ducks from earlier and grabbed my RSPB book, which was packed full of rubbish instead of what I was looking for. I think I went lucid for a split second, as I realised it was pointless looking further because the birds were in a dream...

Still non lucid

Watching classic Doctor Who with William Hartnell. He had fallen in the water and was in a daze. Ian Chesterton was worse. Hartnell dragged him to a cliff face, he decided to climb it then pull Ian up for some reason the stupid bugger. Then I was there... The Doctor handed me his coat , which was a very heavy wool, he then reached out to Ian and lost his balance and fell into the water and that was the cliffhanger on a freeze frame.

I KNOW DOCTOR WHO FAR TOO WELL _ YE CANNY KID ME!

I immediately said 'That has never happened in Doctor Who - this is a dream!!' (then I squashed the scar on my hand for good measure)' - As I was saying this the Doctor & Ian were standing looking at me with very guilty expressions..

BINGO - LUCIDITY!!

This was great and so completely unexpected that I adopted a carefree cocky attitude for the duration of the dream which I estimated lasted five mins. I turned slightly to my left , there was a traditionally attired chauffer standing next to a black LIMO. He said 'Congratualtions - get in' I said 'I'm assuming i'm getting company?' 'Of course ........Melanie!'
A slim lassie with black hair and brown eyes came running up to the car and sat next to me - id never seen her before in my life. I could feel the dream slipping so I stared at my hands. My vision went almost completely and I thought to myself that the dream was going to be a bit poor if I was blind. Melanie said 'What are you doing?' - 'Oh , just looking at my hands' - ths brought me back.
I noticed suddenly two lassies had appeared in the front seat. They had purple hats on, One of them had blond hair, dark eyebrows and a round face. I tried to engage her in conversation but she was just repeating a complete load of rubbish over and over so I gave up after a few tries. I then told the driver to pull over as we were at - 'The best place in the world - once I decide what it is'

We got out the car, it was some woodland and a loch. Melanie was standing beside me, i grew quite attached to her after such a short time - i hope i meet her again! To our left was a building that's sold coffee - Perfect I thought coz i always said next time i was lucid i would have a cuppy as it might help me to remember dreams when i have one the next morning - we entered the building and there was a dunkin' Donuts - hm classy!
We joined the queue for goodness sake and i wasted precious lucidity trying to decide what i wanted to drink, then i woke up,

Dead chuffed though!

3 non lucid snippets

Sorting out a big tub of lego. Found a mat that was unfamiliar.

Looking at Zebra Danios & Mountain Minnows with a view to purchase.

Walked into my sitting room carrying an empty box of butter. There were a heap of blue clothes on the floor. My friend was on a settee. He said 'I used to catch minnows out my fish tank with the smallest hook possible.'

Me - 'Was it tricky to get the hook out?'

'Yep - and you only had ten minutes. Sometimes it got so bad I had to leave the room.'

What nonsense!

Finally! - non lucid of course

Standing in my porch with a bucket at my feet. A man came in and stood just inside - he had a big face - think he was elivering something. He pointed to my neighbours and said 'Does Liz Doig still live there , I've not seen her in a while' - 'I'm not surprised' said I 'She died 15 years ago' then I bent down to muck aboot with my bucket while he bemoaned the loss of his friend.

A couple came to my garden and asked where the best place to get apples was. I said I had some in my garden. We went roond the back where there was a pile of weeds and some tiny stunted apple trees. The apples were tiny and hopeless. The couple wandered off somewhere. I then found a monster of an apple with white spots on it, and it was a wee bit bumpy as weel. I had it in my hands but canny mind if I ate it or no'!

Two nights ago - watching a programme where a guy had just been made younger - he was screaming and shouting in a really terrifying way.

Some work related stuff about not making enough money and a wifie coming in to buy socks.

Last night - absolutely nothing!

I have another six days of this.......

Standing in a gents toilet, the wall slid back revealing the ladies toilet. I thought it would be a tremendous laugh if I used the ladies toilet. To my left was a long changing table, to my right a very deep sink with a mirror. I started urinating in the sink. A woman came in and panicked and told me to get out, I told her it would be okay, I would just close my eyes.....

More work stuff - a guy came in for a kilt hire, I looked out his records from last time, but they were all wrong, so we farted about for a while trying to find something to fit the lad...