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two non lucids

Sitting in our spare room. My wife with cuddling our cat (who died last year - no RC - bah!) We were talking about nothing in particular while I was building up my Lego castle sets.

Driving into the local Spar. Yep, into it, there was a red metal ramp, you drove up and parked inside the shop. I remember there be no room to get out the car but, jings, why would that stop me? I went doon some steps and into a room where the owner of the Spar was trying to serve six of us at once. He kept saying that he really wanted a cup of tea. I just wanted cigarettes, but it looked like I was going to be there for a while....

Lots of non lucid bits -

quick glimpse of a bonny lassie I've no seen for ages - I handed her a shoebox and she gave me the cutest wee wink.

Standing down the bottom of the shop . A wee man in a black suit was there. He was going to be working in the shop for some reason. We were discussing how some days can be busier than others. We had a wee laugh about something and I decided I quite liked him but didn't know if I could be bothered speaking to him all the time, and thought to yself that iw ould be hiding up the back a lot.

Standing in a busy town centre. Steve (xfactor winner from years ago) was standing beside a map of Australia. He said he was born there and moved here when he was six. He considered himself 'Of this place' but I said I suppose he still knew his birth land a wee bit.

Having a shave while looking in the mirror. It was taking a while as some lassie was behind me blethering on.

Watching two guys catch a pike at a loch I go birdwatching at IRL. No fishing is allowed and I think I told them that. The pike was about six pounds and he pulled it out the water using the rod only, I was VERY perplexed that the rod didnt snap, but I didn't RC - Bah!

Two big dreams - my notetaking after waking up early on helped lots!

Both non lucid - the first was a nightmare - its all fragmented now but here goes

Theme - a monster which consisted of a black and white triangular face which appeared from shadows and ate ye!

1- I'm hiding in a room with a family I didn't know. The telly was on, the monster came out the telly, snatched a wee boy who was to my right, pulled him into the telly and we watched him getting eaten. I was strangely unmoved..
2- The monster had a hold of me, but I shrugged him off somehow, later I was boasting of the fact.
3- A strange interlude involving being in a craft just suspended above the water while a shark (or some underwater beast) who was in league with the monster, battered us.
4- In my friends bathroom, we were discussing the monster for a while and its love of shadows.
5- deciding it was safe to venture down the street. Forfar's town centre was now a covered arcade with whitewashed walls and red borders. I remarked on it being redecorated. there were lots of lads on bikes.
6- I needed the toilet again! I sat and did my jobby while being aware that the monster had diverted my deposit into a Jacuzzi full of nurses. They were starting to react when I woke up!

Dream2 non lucid again

Queing for someplace. There was a wee fat man taking tickets/money. I handed him a voucher cut out a magazine. He took it and said 'I hate getting these things' We were standing out the queue by then and people were passing us. I was getting annoyed because I presumed they were getting in for nothing. A man passed me, he had blond hair and fixed me with a penetrating stare which was odd. The detail of my dream at this precise moment was outstanding! Anyway, I've got a wee gap.
Then I found myself walking into a room with a lassie I ken. The room had maybe twenty people in it but only a couple of spare chairs. I sat next to a man I knew (apparently) I then felt guilty because the lassie had no where to sit. The man then said there was a chair next to him, which there was! (I should have went lucid!) To my left was a massive stack of chairs about six foot high. Between the three of us we moaned about how it was riduclous that we had to sort out the seating ourselves. Bit of a gap
My old Religious Education teacher was standing over me slightly angry looking. He had a jotter and wanted to compare it with my books. I had two duplicate books in front of me, one said 'Reciept book' on it and we both knew that wasn't right (I didn't get lucid - bah!) He said 'Find number 3078 - that'll do' I turned to the relevant page. There was only half a dozen characters written on the page and I was waiting for him to get even more angry!

I had loads of dreams early on in the night - Note to self, from now on keep a notebook by my bed!

The only morsel I can retrieve was this - Looking at our Goldfish, the water was crystal clear - (which should have brought on a reality check tbh!)

That's it

Just three non lucid morsels - and jings what a struggle to get to them!

1) My mum is sitting on the floor, she starts blethering aboot something, it makes me cross and I raise my voice.

2) My Uncle hands me an envelope, its stuffed with paperwork

3) Theres a dummy of a woman with short dark hair standing still in a room.. Some woman calls out 'I've got one of them!'

Better dream recall the night I hope !

Just the one non lucid.

Im driving in my car. I suddenly need to go to the toilet. I'm in the country but I find a sort of hotel complex place. Lots of wee buildings that look like toilets bt aren't. Theres a main building which I approach. I have trouble finding a way in. I pass two lassie and get to the toilet. A very tall and stout English man steps out. He says 'I hope you have more luck than me' I go into the cubicle. The lock consists of a big metal bar that you push across. However, its broken! I open the door. The man is still there. I say 'If you keep an eye out for me , I'll do the same for you!' He says 'Wow, you'd do that for me!'

That's it!

Non lucid bits and bobs (think they were all part of the same dream.) The first part is fell crude, I'll try not to make it sound too gross....

My shop door is open, its a nice day. I have my boy's potty and decide to do a big jobby in the entrance. Its all going well when a couple of rough looking lassies walk past me into the shop. I wipe my bum twice with kitchen roll. I examine the results of the second wipe, it doesn't look too bad. I pull up my breeks and go to serve the lassies. I feel a wee bit dirty...

I get a letter from someone. It from a tradesman with reference to my shop. There are four points. The first says 'We recommend that all customers tread very gently, carry candles and are very careful putting on and off the lights.'

I'm crouching down behind my counter. A man places a tumbler with whisky down in front of me (though it looks more like wee wee) I look up and say to him 'No thanks - I am an abstainer' He doesn't seem to mind.

I find myself in a familiar shop. The Its mainly full of bread products. I look around, and find myself getting quite annoyed.

Had my 3rd LUCID DREAM last night. Exactly like last time, it was a long process to get there, so here goes.

I 'm standing into a queue to get into a hotel for a friends wedding. I didn't see her, and I didn't recognise anyone. The doors were made of metal and slid open. Inside was an empty dance floor. I followed two lads down some stairs and into some corridors - bit of a blur - I'm now outside amongst rolling green hills. Me and a group of others are walking through a marsh. There are cut divots of grass just below the waters surface and we are making all haste all of a sudden - we're being pursued! Me and a tall lad I dinny ken reach the paths end, its a snow covered slope. He goes first and we attempt a climb, due to some optical illusion the slope becomes vertical quickly and we realise its a trap of sorts - bit of a blur again- I'm back in the corridors, its just me left. The corridor splits in two. Ahead to the left a huge bunch of zombies appear (I've never dreamt aboot zombies before!) the leader says something and I run down the other fork. A Skeletal dog appears- before it can attack, I grab it by the snout and start cracking it open - odd. I then find myself in a room above a restaurant. I dive through some windows which are covered by drapes, theres no glass, I hear a woman shout 'You cant do that!' and I fall one storey and end up lying on some curatins looking up - a womans concered face looks down at me - it was quite cinematic!

I have a false awakening. I grab a bit of yellow card and a red pen and try to record the dream. the pen runs out! My wife is is sitting next to me. She says 'Ah, you're actually a computer simualtion' Shes serious, and I realise its true! - I get hysterical and she doesn't understand why! I ask her if she has a family in real life and she says no. I scream some more when I realise my son isn't real either!

I have ANOTHER false awakening. Jings am I glad the last part wasn't real (I hope!) I grab the yellow card and try to read what I've written. There is just the outline of words and I cant make them out.

I now have a total blur which is annoying because then I am suddenly completely lucid!!

I'm in a long cluttered basement. My Uncle and his wife are there. I want to leave and go somewhere better! My uncle is farting about and wont get out of the way. I've always wanted to muck aboot with DC's! I open a cupboard and theres a pair of boots inside. I turn to my uncle and pour the contents of the boots onto the cobbled surface. Out comes literally gallons of water! - Then some Minnows, the a couple of eggs. I look to my Uncle - he couldn't give a toss. Then two shoeboxes come pouring out the boots (One black & one white) My Uncle says 'Oh, COME ON!!!!' This seems to work as he's eager to leave. I feel the dream slipping a bit. I shout 'More lucidity' and press my hands to a handy shelf. I do this two or three times but its not helping a great deal. I try to walk a wee bit but its getting dark. I try to visualise another uncle for some reason, but it doesn't work - I wake up

Great fun though!!

Two wee non lucids....

Sitting in a coach outside a hotel in Spain. A fat middle aged man sits next to me.
Man: -'Its so quiet in here, you should see it in the summer'
I look around, there are no more than a dozen people on board.
Man:- 'Of course, all the locals go to Africa for their holidays anyway'
Me: - 'I suppose they don't really like us'
Man:- 'Nah, the Netherlanders aren't like that'.

In a car with my wife. She suggest we pull into a car park and tells me to park to the right coz the man wont notice. I stop the car - the area to the right looks like a garage and is packed with cars, lorries and machinery. To the left is a car park , and its pretty full looking, although there is a space nearby which looks doable with care. I'm still sitting in the car when a weasely looking man appears.

That's it!

Just the one wee non lucid morsel...

Up the back in the shop typing something on the computer. I heard one of my staff say that the 'Orson Welles' party has come in. I rushed doonstairs and they had a large black jacobite shirt which was too big and I proceeded to swap them over.

Thrilling!

Lots of bits and bobs this time, all non lucid

Watching 'Sherlock' on the telly. He was having a lucid dream, I was itting there thinking 'I get those sometimes..'

Bah!

Standing outside, the overflow pipe from our house was pouring oot water, and I was trying to suss oot why.

Speaking to a blonde haired lassie, she smiled and her front tooth was three inhes long and all yellow and jaggy an' that. She realised I was staring and tucked it away somehow.

that was my first batch of dreams, I woke with a feeling of unease for some reason.

Watching a home video. I was on the back of a boat, I was holding a fishing rod with a multiplier and yellow line. I did a really crappy cast. There was a tall guy with longish hair wearing a uniform of sorts, and we blethered aboot nothing in particular. The dream then became first person. I friend I knew in real life had a bag of rocks. She gave me a couple. One glittered a wee bit and I asked her if it was real gold and worth a lot of money - she shrugged. I then argued with a familiar lad that the rock I had was formerly a Sponge. 'Halfway betwenn a plant and an animal' I mind saying. He disagreed and I started getting angry with him.

In a woodland clearing. My faither said I had to get the railway line up before the train arrived. I did so, it lifted up no probs, and was aboot ten feet long.

Looking at a newsletter featuring Bill Oddie.

My wee boy chasing me roond the hoose.

hmmmm

One fragment. Cold , cold go away...

Handed back a kilt jacket at the shop. The man was lingering down the bottom. I was checking the pockets and found a half full packet of Benson & Hedges - braw stuff!! I tried to show my employee the packet without the many finding oot.

A vague lost memory of having a good dream about being involved in a disaster of some sort - plane crash/sinking boat or something like it

More confused and unfocused nonsense....

Flicking through a magazine - not much for interest, then there was an article by a guy with a beard about discovering a wreck. This then led to me asking my auld man for a shot of a VHS he had with a film about a shipwreck. I started watching it, there was something about a lad riding on a whales back and a couple of people getting rescued from the lower deck of a sinking boat.

In a brightly lit room. Me and a lassie I didn't know had said or done something cheeky to annoy my wife. She was coming round any minute. I told the lassie to hide in a wee cupboard under the window and I would say she had stepped out. I could hear my wife approaching and was getting panicked. I jumped onto the bed, which was far too wee for me, and try to bury myself under a yucky green quilt - which again was far too wee. My wife appeared and the lassie came out of hiding and admitted whatever offence had been commited. My wife's face was an angry one.

I feel much better today, so hopefully these silly , hard to put together dreams will stop now!

I'm still no well, so my dreams are half remembered rubbish...

Non lucid.

In my hoose with the wife. A fat dumpy man came to the door with a big basket. My wife said he must have the wrong house but the stuff was for me. We had it all laid out on the kitchen table (If orget what the stuff was, but it wasnae exciting) Therewas a cover letter which my wife read. It was something along the lines of Thanks to me saying lots of kind words about our holiday company they are now doing really well so heres some stuff to thank us.

In my shop. A couple in for a kilt hire. The phne rang. It was a huge grey cordless thing which I used to have in the shop aboot 15 years ago. It was an auld wifie on the phone. I sat on the floor and she told me that even though she has voted Tory all her life, thanks to me she'll definitely be voting yes in the next Referendum.

A piper blew his pipes at a billboard, the image contained a jogger who leapt out and ran away and was replaced by a lassie who started suffocating.

Something aboot being on a boat going at precisely five knots. The boat was owned by a nasty lady.

I feel a bit better the day so hopefully i'll have more vivid (hopefully lucid) dreams the night!

I still feel rotten and spent the night on the settee...

Non lucid - For some reason I was a teenager again, I knew that wasn't right but there you go. I was in a room with some old school pals, and I made two of them cry like babies. I said to the second one 'For God sake you're fourteen, no you're fifteen ...... erm how old are we just now?'

Walking down the street In my home town with two guys.

Me 'There used to be loads of sweet shops in Forfar'
Pal 'No there didn't'
Me 'Aye there was, there used to be four'
Pal 'Fours not a lot'
Me 'It is so'
Pal 'Balls to that'

and on it went.

I was in Asda apparently. There was a way of getting aboot which involved sitting in a wee rollercoaster like contraption which would stop at various departments. The wifie in control would shout out left or right for the exit.

that's it1