stevendoig

As I hoped, I had a great dream - as vivid as it gets (for me) and the only thing missing was the lucidity! I woke up a bit sad that it was over, and I missed my chance!

I was on some form of public transport with my employees. A new lassie had just started work apparently. I didn't get her name so we'll call her 'Rose'. She looked to be in her early twenties, maybe 5ft tall, very slim. She was sitting next to me and said ;
'You dinny want tae ken what the others say about ye...'
'Go on then' I said
'Well.... where is Seaton?'
'Near to Dundee' I said.
'Never heard of it'
'Next to the railway'
'Ah well, there'll be plenty of people there anyway'
I've not a clue what that all meant! Anyway, I stood up and looked out a window. We were passing a river and there was loads of Wildfowl. I called rose over and pointed out a Canada Goose amongst other species.
We ended up walking along a beach, there were various people fishing and they were catching strange bright orange beasties. I helped one guy get the hook out of its mouth and let it go.
Bit of a gap, but a lassie I ken from school (who is now a newsreader in real life) appeared (by sliding herself under something) I was happy to see her and said to Rose 'You'll ken her sister shes three years younger than you' I then said some things which I forget now, apart from the fact that they were meant to be witty, but neither of them were impressed.
A gap, and I was alone in a hotel room. I suddenly remembered that I had to meet another lassie on Wednesday for a secret assignation and I really couldn't be bothered. I didn't have her phone number and decided to contact her via facebook sometime. I the looked in the mirror.
Jings - my face was completely blue! - I looked again and my head had swollen to about four times its size. I remember my features however were probabaly even smaller than usual. Rather than being scared (or getting lucid - bah!!!) I was mildly concerned that my new friend Rose wouldn't like me anymore.
I noticed I was wearing a grey beanie , whipped it off my head and I got back to normal.
I then went looking for Rose. I walked into her room and her parents were there, along with an Indian lady and her daughter. They were busy in conversation so I left.
I was followed out by Rose's dad (who was tall, slim, short black hair, dressed in a black suit and was over the top handsome) He smacked me one across the face. I pushed him , he fell over and I decided (as is my wont in my deams apparently) to attempt to eat his face...
Bit of a gap. Rose was there with the two Indian people she said-
'These are my cousins - I know they look like they're from China....'
Which confused me somewhat.
Gap again- nut Rose was sitting there and I told her I tried to eat her dad - she started crying like a baby. Her dad was there, he said I was so useless I wouldn't even be able to make a meal for him. I pointed in his direction and said, VERY dramatically
'Aye, I will!! ....... Liver, onions, chips.........AND PEAS!!!' I shouted, no doubt for effect.
He said there was no point in talking about it as t would never happen
'I ken, its just a load of blethers' said I.
We then talked for a wee while about the rising costs of meat - I kid ye not.
Then I woke up!

2) I was dreaming that I better rewrite my last dream journal entry as I missed out on a lot of the wee details.

3) Walked into my Uncles shop. There was a strange device like a megaphone attached to the wall. My Uncle and his wife were there, they shook there heads. Up the back of the shop was wife. Sje was surrounded by dozens of shoes.

4) I was reading a wee book about kilts with one of my employees. It was called 'Your're going to wear a kilt' It was yellow with a 79p price sticker on the front. There were a bunch of guys nearby and one of them said I looked about 60.

Pleased with my dreams this time. I reckon I'll have a lucid very soon!!