Tygar

LD #13: “Wait a minute! He’s dead.”
I know I was at end of a long dream, but I can’t remember what lead me to where I was. I am walking up the street where I lived when I was a child (birth to 9yrs old). I am walking past the house of some childhood friends when I notice their farther standing in the front yard. He has a running hose, and is watering the lawn. He sees me and waves. I wave back. Suddenly, it dawns on me that he has been dead since 1989. I look at my left hand. If I try to focus on my fingers they disappear. I am lucid.

Spoiler for Sexual Content:

(This is where this lucid dream gets a bit embarrassing.) For some reason, I think ‘I can’t seem to have sex in my dreams without waking up……I wonder what would happen if I masturbated.’ (This is embarrassing to write about) I unbutton & unzip my pants and pull them down, but I have no penis!

I am shocked, and the dream fades out…..I wake up.

Spoiler for Sexual Content:

I almost didn’t post this. I never really considered masturbating in a lucid dream. To my waking mind, it seems like a waste of a perfectly good lucid dream…..I’d rather do things that I CAN’T do in RL. But then I figured some of you might get a good laugh.