Thread: ways of killing DCs...make a whole list here please!

Spurt fire from your fingertips. :]

I just shoot them with my finger. I've found if I imagine shooting out my finger then I miss them everytime but if I concentrate on destroying "them" as opposed to what my finger is aiming at then I blow their heads clean off.

Or you could have a little cold war with them

never actually do anything....just watch them scheme away

and then if you wanted to...you could make sure no American DC's visited the Cuban DC's...even if they make the best dream cigars in the world

1) KILL THEM WITH SOUNDWAVES FROM YOUR BADASS GUITAR!!!!!!!
2) Summon Mr. T and have him call them a "foo" until they die.
3) Summon Chuck Norris and have him roundhouse-kick them.
4) Increase the size of your penis (if neccesary ) until it's humungus, and then penis-slap them to death. (sorry for the vulgarity, but it's an interesting concept!)
Anyways, wow, this is like the longest thread on this site pretty much. Doesn't that show something about human nature

-Justin

Well, if you're going to kill someone, might as well make it stylish, right?

Conjure up a sheet of glass inbetween the two of you.
Strike the center or something--make it break.
Have the floating shards dice through your victim.

• Stab them in the heart with a sword
• Turn them into an ant and stand on them
• Turn really big and eat them
• Throw them in a bowl of soup
• Hold there head in a puddle
• Crush their skull
• Rip their privates off
• Tear their head off
• Beat them with a stick
• Use the Kamehameha wave on them
• Put them in the oven/microwave
• Run them over
• Melt them with your laser eyes
• Squeeze them untill their brain pops out
• Shove a pole up their.....

Originally Posted by LDallNight

1) KILL THEM WITH SOUNDWAVES FROM YOUR BADASS GUITAR!!!!!!!
2) Summon Mr. T and have him call them a "foo" until they die.
3) Summon Chuck Norris and have him roundhouse-kick them.
4) Increase the size of your penis (if neccesary ) until it's humungus, and then penis-slap them to death. (sorry for the vulgarity, but it's an interesting concept!)
Anyways, wow, this is like the longest thread on this site pretty much. Doesn't that show something about human nature

-Justin

cock-slapping them to death... rofl.

went on killing spree once...dc cops put me in jail couldnt get out....

turn them inside out and pouring salt all over- has that already been said?

Originally Posted by Mrs. Jones

turn them inside out and pouring salt all over- has that already been said?

OUCH

I summon someone i REALLY hate!!.. and then do the "shadow clone jutzu".. Off naruto.. And clone myself about 15 times. then Do some ninja ass kicking moves untill there beasten to a pulp. then i go chill with some of my clones and naruto himself. Quite forfilling acctually

Originally Posted by Dream Boat

I summon someone i REALLY hate!!.. and then do the "shadow clone jutzu".. Off naruto.. And clone myself about 15 times. then Do some ninja ass kicking moves untill there beasten to a pulp. then i go chill with some of my clones and naruto himself. Quite forfilling acctually

I would use the advanced sharigon and stab them for 72 hours in less than a second like Itachy does to Kakashi

I charge my laser and let a full shoop de woop out on DCs whenever I can.

OK. Here's one I tried last night. Fly up into the air to a decent height. Then come rocketing down and piledriver through a DC's skull (and whole body, for that matter.)
Also, you could peg a DC in the mouth with a baseball so they choke on their own teeth.

lol You could just make them disappear or something

Incinerate them with summoned fire.
Blast them with summoned lightning.
Simply twist their neck, its fun!

How about wrap a garden hose around their neck and then turn it on causing the hose to tighten and choke them. Fly really fast and go right through their chest! Nail gun to the temple (of your head, not the religious sanctuary). Laser-guided wrench launcher to the balls or face or chest (anywhere will probably work.) Throw a bowling ball down a water slide right behind a thrillseeking DC. That was a fun, sick brain blast. ]:->

Sounds like fun. I'm going to have a lucid dream tonight (my second, so maybe I won't freak out and wake up this time) so I'll have to try it.

I gotta tell you though, I would not suggest doing this in all your lucid dreams. To me that screams, "I'm GONNA BE A SERIAL KILLER!!!!!!!!" lol jk

Become some sort of powerfull leader to one group, grant them godly powers, then send them into a crusade against the rest. Then turn on them once they've won!

Turn them into a robot and present them with a logical paradox...see what happens.

its in your dreams, how can killing really be wrong? i though wouldn't waste a second of a LD to kill someone (unless i was really pissed)

its in your dreams, how can killing really be wrong? i though wouldn't waste a second of a LD to kill someone (unless i was really pissed)

I massacre DC's as often as i can just for fun, I have taken out entire towns via flame and poison. I do in dreams what i could never do IRL so it is fun to just vent onto the poor DC community lol. plus they come back if i want them too.

hmm lets see, i have melted them slowly, stuck my hand in their chest and ripped out their still beating heart. I once used a meat slicer and slowly let one get sliced into fine slices

Summoning their greatest fears .
A lot of variety : -snakes
-spiders
-small spaces
-height
-etc.

I have yet to get to the level of lucidity where I can do it yet, but I will go Shinigami (ala Bleach) and relese my Zabpaku-to then go on a killing spree. I got lucid and tried to once, but the thing wouldn't tell me its name, so I beat it against a rock untill it brock in two.