Thread: KingYoshi's Dream journal......

February 16, 2010
Lucid Dream 152: Into the Shadows
around 1:30am
WILD

Category - Action


I woke up from sleep, grabbed something to eat and then attempted a WILD (using my technique). After some snowy HI, I transitioned into my dream. I sat up and noticed I was in my old dorm room. My roomate Cliff was there as well. I told him we were lucid and he looked pretty confused at first. I then told him to do a nose pinch RC. He did and then realized he was dreaming. He told me that his vision was fuzzy, so I proceeded to show him a bunch of different stabilization techniques. Finally, I got his kinks worked out and we exited the building.

We were in a large field and it was very dark outside. I looked out to the horizon and made the sun rise. As soon as the sun rose completely a large dark, misty cloud moved in and blocked off the sun. A pitch black shadow was cast all around us. Suddenly black figures began to form within the shadow. The shadow had grown to an enormous size making the ground pitch black as far as the eyes could see. The sky began to swirl with dark purple and deep orange. The figures began to rise out of the ground and I noticed they had an all too familiar symbol on their chests. They were heartless! The demonic looking heartless began to surround me and Cliff (the heartless were much more sinister than the heartless from the Kingdom Hearts games). I looked over toward Cliff and gave a quick nod. We then held out our arms and summoned keyblades out of thin air.

My keyblade was awesome (I plan on drawing it and posting the picture in my DJ...eventually ). The shaft and handle of the ketyblade was extremely shiny and appeared to be solid gold. A green, twisting vine with razor sharp pot leafs curled up the keyblade. The ridges for the end of the key was a large pot leaf. The handle had a large emeralds, diamonds, and sapphires encrusted in the gold. The handle was a (king's) crown shape that folded over my hand as I held it (like a protector/shield for the "sword" hand. It felt light as a feather and I began attacking the heartless. My buddy Cliff's keyblade was pretty cool as well. It was flaming on the end and there was a white spiraling metal that curled all the way up the shaft of the keyblade. The ridges on his keyblade looked like a normal key, but I couldn't really tell because they were engulfed in flames. The spiral made the keyblade look similar to a joint. He also had some razor sharp pot leafs here and there.

We fought the heartless for a while, but they just kept multiplying. Cliff looked at me and said, "Shit! There are too many of them." I looked at him and said, "Try this!" I backed up a few steps and felt energy growing inside me. I then unleashed and allowed the energy to burst out of every square inch of my body. My clothes turned black and blue as did my keyblade. I saw a strange nearly invisible veil fall over me. I had turned into the wisdom form (from KH2). I began shooting white balls of fire (as wells as stars, beams, and other shapes of a white hot flames). After battling the heatless by flying around and shooting and also performing some crazy acrobatics and shooting, I awoke from my dream.

Zomg that's awesome! I was thinking about playing through kingdom hearts for the Xth time the other day too. I look forward to that drawing man...the description I got from your entry looks bad ass.

Hmmm...I wonder what my keyblade would be like? I may have to play that again solely for lucid inspiration.

Did you actually have a shared dream?

And in your Game DJ Titty Fuck Tifa? ... Nice, It is now one of my goals too

Originally Posted by Dylan xD

Did you actually have a shared dream?

And in your Game DJ Titty Fuck Tifa? ... Nice, It is now one of my goals too

Awesome! As for it being a shared dream....possibly, but my buddy couldn't remember his dream. All he remembered was that I was in it.

February 19, 2010
Lucid Dream 153: Moon Bound
around 4:30pm
WILD

Category - Exploration


After being awake for a few hours I returned to sleep and entered a WILD. After a smooth and relatively uneventful transition, I got out of my bed and flew head first out the window. Outside there were quite a few DCs roaming around my yard. I walked a few steps and they all beg trying to get my attention. I ignored them and called out to Seine. After a few moments Seine came out of the shadows. I attempted to mount Seine when a DC grabbed my arm and pulled me down. In anger I shouted, "I've had enough!" I looked at Seine and whispered, "F***ing kill 'em!"

Me and Seine began tearing the DCs to shreds. I pulled out a curved bandit sword and gutted a few DCs. I looked over and saw Seine shooting large fireballs out of his mouth. I stepped over a few burnt DCs and cut the last of 'ems head from his shoulders. I then mounted Seine and we took flight. He flew with great speed and fluidity. After a short flight we began to approach the moon. I telepathically told Seine to fly around the moon until we found someone. After a bit of flying I saw four figures moving on the moons surface. Seine flew in for a closer look. One seemed to be spinning in a circle as the others watched. Before I could make out any details, I had a false awakening.

I got up out of my bed and knew I was dreaming. I didn't even bother performing a RC. I decided to try Nomad's suggestion. I walked out to the street and was trying to think how I could find the moon bus. I got an idea borrowed from Harry Potter. I tried to summon a wand, but it was no good. I looked around and saw an umbrella laying on the ground beside me. I picked it up and held it out in front of me. Suddenly there was a loud crack, and a bus appeared out of nowhere. I walked around to the side and was greeted by the conductor. He asked me my name and where I was headed. I told him I was Yoshi, and I was headed to the moon. He laughed and in a thick austrailian accent he said, "I'm already there mate!" He then handed me a blunt. We smoked it until it was gone and I then walked back and hopped on one of the beds.

There was a t.v. with a NES hooked to it beside my bed. I looked around and saw about 12 other people on the bus as well. Each with their own bed and work area (desk and chair). Only a couple of them were human. Two were Khajiits (race from the game Oblivion), there were several greenish-gray skinned humanoids, and a few Vieras (race from FFXII). Eventually the bus was now driving on the moon. We drove for a while and then I could see a spectacular city on the horizon. As we approached the futuristic city I heard a telephone ringing. I looked around the bus and spotted the Flintstones-like telephone ringing on a nearby table. It rang several times and the DCs seemed to be ignoring it. I grabbed the phone, but I couldn't hear anyone on the other end. It also kept ringing even though I had picked it up. Suddenly I awoke in my bed and my phone was ringing, lol. Damn phone calls.

AWESOME MAN!!!

I should've read this entry much earlier. I was just talking to this lady from England with an Australian accent last night, teaching her to play didjeridoo.

Originally Posted by KingYoshi

January 23, 2010
Lucid Dream 143: World Domination
around 3:00am
DILD

Category - Exploration/WTF/Romance


I was walking around a large room full of people. I was apparently in a large gym and there was some sort of event going on. I walked around looking for my friend Cliff, because I wanted to light this blunt I was carrying around. I finally, saw him standing in the corner with a crazed look in his eye. He was staring across the gym at a couple. I glanced over and saw that the couple was Jess and some guy I didn't recognize. I looked at Cliff and said, "How you holding up man?" He didn't break his stare and said, "Oh, I'm fine....juuuust fine!" I immediately thought, "Oh shit, I'm going to end up fighting tonight, and get kicked out of the dance." It now came to my attention that this was some sort of high school dance. Judging by the attire, it wasn't anything special like a prom, just some weekend dance. I pulled out the massive blunt and said, "I know you were quitting, but it looks like you should relax a bit." He agreed to smoke, but he didn't want Jess to see him. We walked to the opposite wall, pulled up a few chairs and lit the blunt. Soon there were about 5 of us smoking and chill'n.

I suddenly became lucid no apparent reason. I decided to finish smoking the blunt with Chris, Cliff, Deej, and my clone. I didn't notice it at first, but when I passed the blunt to myself, it shocked me for a moment. I was staring into my own eyes. It was a perfect clone. Myself then looked at me and said, "I'm your genius, hardworking, maniacal side." He then took the blunt and hit it a couple times and then passed it off. I was still in a bit of a surprised state. I began to laugh and asked my clone, "So, what should I do now?" He looked at me with a rather mischevious smile and said, "You have been right all along. You are meant to do great things....I can show you if you like..." Now extremely interested I agreed and he then showed me a vision. The vision basically showed myself in a quick flash of random events. It basically showed me rising to power by doing a bunch of different things. I can't remember what they were now. I remember thinking, "My god....this would really work. I could run my city." My clone had apparently read my thoughts and replied, "Run the city? (he then laughed hysterically) Fool, you could run the whole world!"

Now convinced that I was going to run the world one day, I decided to explore my lucid. I flew around the gym for a few moments until I spotted a girl named Jane. I flew down to her and immediately began making out with her. She performed a few sexual favors before I became bored and flew out the window. I flew around outside for, what seemed like, forever. I flew high and performed a nose dive. I could feel the air rushing against my face as I raced toward the ground. I then decided just to bust through the earth. Faster and faster I flew until I was just feet from the ground. I closed my eyes and slammed into the ground. Suddenly, my vision went dark and it felt like an explosion had gone off. Something along the scale of a nuclear explosion. My hearing went out and all I could here was an intense ringing. It felt like flames were rushing past and all over my body. I suddenly saw a vision of the earth and myself laughing. The earth then exploded and I awoke with a violent jerk in my bed.



January 23, 2010
Lucid Dream 144: Lost in Space
around 4:00am
WILD

Category - Exploration/WTF


I decided to lay back down and WILD after writing down my previous dream. I began to feel SP setting in after practicing my technique for only about 5-10 minutes. I felt my body lift up off the bed and shoot straight up into the air. I could see stars zooming by me and it felt like I was traveling at light speed. I opened my eyes and my body stopped. I was floating in space. I looked around and saw stars everywhere. I saw a large amount of debris in the background to my right. It seemed that I had left off where the last dream ended. I could make out large chunks of the earth floating around in the distance. I flew over toward the obliterated earth and entered the area of destruction. There were large masses of rocks, trees, and even a few cows zooming passed me. I began dodging debris as I zoomed through the area where the earth used to be. It felt like I was in some surreal life-like video game and it resembled a giant asteroid field. I held out my arm and focused my attention on it. I imagined it slowly turning into metal and my arm responded. It turned into a blue metallic arm. I then imagined it turning into a mega buster (mega man's arm cannon). Sure enough, it transition smoothly into a mega buster. I then started shooting the debris as it flew by me. After experiencing a SHMUP (shoot'em up video game) first hand, I flew around looking for a foreign planet to land on.

I then remembered Nomad and decided to fly to the moon. I flew around for a while looking for the moon, but couldn't find anything, but a few abandoned air ships just drifting around in space. I decided to explore one of them. I landed on an airship and opened the emergency door to the cockpit. I flipped a switch on the control board and the air ship lit up. There were computer screens all around me and more buttons then I could count on a hundred hands. I decided to simplify things. I reached into my pocket, deep in thought. At first I didn't feel anything, but I moved my hand around searching for the particular item I was trying to get. My pocket was much larger on the inside then it should have been, lol. Finally I felt the smooth handle and pulled out a ps2 controller. I plugged it into the control panel and began flying the air ship. It was pretty bad ass. I decided to find a planet and land on it. I flew for a while and I could see several planets off in the distance. I unfortunatley woke up as I was approaching a large green and what looked like a forest/jungle covered planet.

Four of us Moon people have space ships. The Land of Nod on the Moon is all jungle.

My goal is to cover the Moon in jungle, and make it all green. cool.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

AWESOME MAN!!!

I should've read this entry much earlier. I was just talking to this lady from England with an Australian accent last night, teaching her to play didjeridoo.

Hell yeah! Thats awesome...



February 20, 2010
Lucid Dream 154: They Call Me Kratos
around 3:00am
DILD

Category - Task/Action


I was in some kind of thrift store and I was looking through some old SNES and NES games. I had found quite a few rarities for dirt cheap and I was getting excited. I looked through the games I was about to buy and they had all changed. Many of them were now common sports games. I went back to the bin and began to search for the games I thought I had in my hand already. After searching for a bit and having several games change again, I started to get suspicious. I slowly raised my hand and performed a nose pinch RC. I was indeed dreaming.

I immediately wanted to complete one of the Tasks of the Year. I decided to attempt the Gladiator fight. I took flight and began searching for the Colosseum. After flying over a few mountains I saw a large structure in the background. As I approached I could hear a crowd roaring and cheering from within the walls. I landed in front of the colosseum and walked inside. I was in a large area within the walls of the collosseum. It was just like a football game. There were concession stands set up everywhere, but the food was very different. One stand read, "Fried Bat on a Stick" another said, "The Crumpet Stop." I didn't want to just fly into the arena and begin fighting, so I walked around until I found some stone steps that led into a deep dark dungeon.

There were many slaves locked in the dungeon and I walked in smiling. One of them asked, "Who the f*** are you?" I turned invisible and walked through the wall and into the cell with the other prisoners. I reappeared and they were all speechless. I spoke, "I am a god in this world. I have come to fight in the games as a prisoner." One of the prisoners got excited and said, "You are here to save us? We are saved!" I laughed a deep evil laugh and said, "I came here to fight. Your life means nothing to me." They man began to whine and beg, "But, you are a god right? You can do anything. Help us get out of here...please!" He then grabbed my arm. I quickly straightened out my arm, spread my fingers, and summoned a large machete. In a flash I swung my arm and removed the prisoners head from his shoulders.

The other prisoners backed away and I spoke once again, "Get on my nerves or in my way, and you'll end up like this one." I then picked up his head by his hair and held it out in front of me. The prisoners all looked terrified. I smirked and then tossed the head to one of the other prisoners and said, "Here you go scruffy." He caught the head, dropped it, and began to cry softly in the corner. A couple guards had now showed up and they began yelling into the cell telling us to shut the f*** up and get ready to die. They opened up the doors and we all got into a single file line and followed them into the stadium.

As soon as we entered the stadium, I slit one of the guards throat and stole his spear. I then launched the spear across the arena. There were many "executioners" (people we were supposed to fight) standing on the other side of the arena. My spear soared through the air and pierced the heart of the largest executioner in the arena. The giant muscular man dropped to his knees and his cow/bull skull head gear fell to the ground. The crowd roared and I took off running to the center of the arena. I screamed and held my arms wide. A huge fountain of fire and debris exploded under my feet and lifted me into the air. I floated atop the fountain of fire and began launching flaming boulders/debris at the other executioners. I killed a few this way and landed back on the ground. The fire fountain was now gone.

Many people in the crowd were shouting, "Who are you?", "What is your name?", "What shall we call you!" I stood tall and shouted, "I am Kratos!" I crowd began chanting "Kratos...Kratos...Kratos!" I now noticed I had Kratos' Blades of Chaos attached to my arms. I began the massacre. After killing off all the executioners with attacks straight out of the game (God of War), I began to hunt down the other prisoners. The arena was a blood bath and I think the crowd was now scared for their own safety. The czar stood and stared down at me. The crowd started chanting, "Kill him...kill him...kill him!" The czar gave me a thumbs down and I began to laugh.

Trained soldiers entered the arena and I slayed them all within seconds. I then took flight and began lauching fireballs at the crowd, setting groups of them ablaze. I then landed in the crowd and began slicing them up. The crowd tried to run and some even tried to fight. With relative ease, I wiped out the entire arena which was now a large bowl of blood. I looked into the "luxury box" and saw the czar staring down at me. He then laughed and took flight. He said, "So you thin you are the only lucid one in this land?" He began flying around attacking me. I was on the defensive and kept deflecting his attacks, but he kept getting closer and closer to landing one. Finally I dodged one of his attacks and severed his arm. He flew high above me, laughed, and his arm regenerated. He began to speak, "You cannot kill me so easily, I am the..." I raised my arm in the air and summoned a massive bolt of lightning which hit him mid-sentence. He disintegrated. I took flight and flew high above the arena. I attempted to summon a meteor and land it on the colosseum. After a few trys, I saw the large ball of fire tearing through the atmosphere. As the giant meteor approached, I felt myself waking up. I tried to hold on, but I couldn't. I then prepared to DEILD.

Lucid Task of the Year '10 - 1/8 Complete

That was freakin epic!

February 20, 2010
Lucid Dream 155: Humanity's Fate
DEILD

Category - Task/Action


I tranistioned smoothly and completed the DEILD. After the tranistion, I was standing on the sidewalk of a neighborhood street. The neighborhood seemed familiar, but I couldn't figure out where I had saw it before. I jogged down the street looking for something interesting when a house caught my eye. It seemed like a normal house, but for some reason it seemed familiar. I walked up and tried to open the door, but it was locked. I decided to just knock and see what happened. I heard someone moving around from the inside and then the door opened.

It was Dr. Emmett Brown (character from the movie, Back to the Future, also known as Doc) and he was wearing the weird mind reading device from the movie. He looked at me and said, "Where are we?" I wasn't sure what to say, so I just walked into the room. Doc poked his head outside, looked both ways, and then closed the door behind. He looked at me and asked, "Were you followed?" I shook my head no and he told me that he had something to show me. I said, "Is it a time machine?" He looked at me in amazement and said, "It works! This mind reading device works!...Well, sort of. It works the opposite way I guess...Quick! What am I thinking?" I looked at him and said, "You are thinking about gay porn." He looked shocked, then he chuckled and said, "Well sometimes...I". I interrupted, "I don't need an explanation, Doc." He then uncovered the DeLorean.

We both jumped in and he said, "So, where do you want to go?" I told him I wanted to go to the future and he looked at me with concern and said, "Yes! Its your kids. We have to do something about your kids Marty!" I laughed and said, "F*** them. Take me to Doomsday. The end of the world!" He smiled and typed April 9, 2061. We then blasted through the side of the house and took off down the street. I watched as the needle approached 88mph. As we hit 88mph, there was a sound like a shotgun blast and white light flooded my vision. When my vision cleared, we were riding through a war zone. We parked and got out. Suddenly a huge metal pole flew in from the sky and impaled Doc. He was dead before he could get a single word out. I thought, "Ok?" and jogged down the street.

There were burning buildings all around and the sky was covered in a thick layer of smoke. The reflection of the burning fires gave the smoke a brownish-orange color. I saw a large group of people gathered around someone who was floating in the air. They all seemed to be suffering and begging to the man in the sky. He laughed an evil laugh (which seemed familiar somehow). He then swooped down and grabbed one of the crowd members. He held her by the neck as he shouted, "This is what happens when you defy me!" He then ripped the girls head off with his bare hands. He threw it down into the crowd and then tossed the body high into the air. A large, red-eyed, black dragon swooped out of the thick smoke and devoured the body. Some of the crowd members hit their knees and began praying. The man floating in the sky shouted, "Fools! I am god! Ha ha ha ha!" I looked closer at the man and thought to myself, "WTF? Is that really..."

I was suddenly floating in the sky above a crowd of people. I looked around and realized that the guy had been me the whole time. I held my arms up above my head and summoned a tornado. I ran it through the town crushing buildings, tossing cars and people all over the place. I then decided to summon another...and another...and another. Soon I was controlling 13 tornadoes that whipped through the city all around me as I floated in the dark sky. There were explosions and the sound of many screaming people. I decided to go ahead and hunt down the rest of the humans. I tried to imagine an army of soldiers approaching me from the horizon (to submit to my command). I heard something behind me and I turned around to find a group of seven people/monsters behind me.

There was a man flying who appeared to be and was dressed like a vampire. There was also a gigantic beast that looked like it came from the game, "Shadow of the Colossus." It was at least forty feet tall and covered in a thick mane of hair. There were three people in black armor holding sinister looking swords, a guy in a mech unit, and a smoking hot female with sharp footlong fingernails. I looked at them all and said, "Now...we feast on the humans! I want none left alive!"

I flew high into the air and summoned Seine (my lunar wolf accomplice). He flew out of the fog and I mounted him. I flew overhead as I watched my subordinates wreck havoc. The colossus had lifted an occupied house and spiked it like a football. I could see the vampire flying away with someone in its arms. The soldiers were chopping up people by the second, and the female was impaling people with her fingernails from great distances (reminded me of Lust from the anime, Full Metal Alchemist). I was trying to see what the mech unit was up to, but I couldn't find it anywhere. Suddenly a shower of missles landed in a large crowd of scared people. I looked and saw that the mech unit was circling the area, firing missles and bullets everywhere. Seine then used telepathy to communicate with me. He asked, "How do you finally link the lucid world to the real world?" I awoke before I could answer. I sat up and thought, "Wow, that was interesting."

Lucid Task of the Year '10 - 2/8 Complete

February 24, 2010
Lucid Dream 156: Booty Air
around 6:30am
WILD

Category - Romance/Exploration


I woke around 6:30am and tried to return to sleep. I kept feeling SP trying to set in. I was so tired I didn't even feel like bothering with SP, so I tried to just fall asleep unconsciously. It didn't work. I was soon transitioning into the dream state and I thought, "F*** it, why not." After the transition, I was in pitch black darkness. I couldn't see anything from any angle. I decided not to put the effort into fixing this problem, so I just took flight. I was flying through the darkness for some time when I finally reached some light. My surroundings began to slowly light up. I noticed I was on a small landing strip. There were some junk/wrecked personal planes in the field beside me. At the end of the runway was a small log house. As I walked up to the house the door flung open.

Cliff came walking out wearing a white fur coat and a top hat with a feather. He reminded me of a white snoop dogg, lol. He looked at me and said, "Its pimp'n...pimp'n!" I laughed and said, "What the f*** are you doing out here?" He just pointed and I looked behind me. There was a small purple and white airplane rested beside the runway (reminded me of Snoop's Soul Plane). The side of the plane read (in big sparkling letters), "Booty-Air." We got on the plane and there were 20+ naked females aboard. I sat down on the extremely comfortable couch and was handed a drink by a hot female. Cliff smiled and said, "Basically, we fly around, f***, get drunk, get high, and then call it a day." I replied, "Hell yeah!" I then pulled out a blunt and we smoked as we took turns railing a few the females. At onbe point we were taking shots while both getting blown by two females a piece. After a while, Cliff looked at me and said, "Ok, its time to shuffle the deck."

The plane landed and Cliff (in true pimp fashion) kicked the girls off the plane and threw them a wad of cash saying, "Go buy you some damn clothes!" He then made a phone call and suddenly two stretch limos full of hot females pulled up. They all got out and were walking toward the plane when Cliff shouted, "None of you b****es sets one foot on my plane with clothes on!" They all stripped and then got on the plane. Basically the same stuff went on. Lots of three and four way action, alot of position changing, and quite a bit of smoking and getting wasted. After a while, I woke up.

^^^ Hysterical

March 2, 2010
Lucid Dream 157: Frozen Slaughter
around 11:00am
DILD

Category - Action/Exploration


I was on an expedition with a two world class scientists. We were searching for a cure for cancer that we suspected could be found in a special plant that grew in extreme conditions. We were climbing a gigantic snow covered mountain (similar to Mt. Everest, but it had a different name that I can no longer remember) and were all dressed in many layers of clothing. The temperatures were miserably cold and the wind was blowing the top layer of the deep snow in such a way that visibility was very limited.

The scientist on my right (looked like a burly axe man) looked over at me and said, "We have been on this mountain for 4 days now. We should've reached the top already!" I told him to check our location, but his equipment wasn't working. I told them both that we couldn't be too much farther and we continued our ascent. Suddenly the wind picked up to a terrifying speed. The cold air felt like it was literally cutting through my face. A deep voice from a far distance slowly became audible. It sounded evil and as if it were chanting a demonic spell. The other scientist (skinny and nerdy-looking) asked, "What the f*** is that?" I looked at him and said, "Its Saruman! He wants us to turn back." The burly scientist replied, "Hmm...maybe we should." I responded, "Maybe..." We decided to set up camp for the night on a nice flat area.

It started to get dark and the other two had fallen asleep. I was walking around the outlying area when I heard something from within the shadows. Intrigued and a bit frightened as well, I walked closer to the shadow in the small crevice directly in front of me. I could have sqore I saw something moving in the crevice, but there was clearly nothing there. I paused for a moment and then turned to face the opposite direction. I backed up slowly toward the crevice and just before reaching it I paused. After a second or two, I quickly turned and grabbed the invisible creature that was hiding in the crevice. I could feel cold skin struggling in my hand and the creature suddenly became visible. It was a large lizard with several rows of razor sharp fangs. I struggled with it for a moment and then slammed it against the rock facing. It fell onto a strange statue that was laying on the ground. The lizard began fusing with the statue and soon had overtaken it like a parasitic host. the statue changed and stood before me.

It was Reptile from the video game, Mortal Kombat. A sudden thought hit me, "That was exactly like the movie...wtf?" I then began to wonder wtf I was doing on a snow covered mountain and how the f*** did I even get here. I became suspicious, so I performed a nose pinch RC and realized I was dreaming.

Reptile started spitting acid at me and I was flying around dodging his attacks. After some one-sided hand to hand combat (I was kicking his ass), I slammed him hard into the rock facing. Several rocks fell around him and this particular part of the mountain seemed a bit unstabile. I quickly ran up locked my hands together, then slammed my fists into the side of the mountain. A mass amount of rocks, boulders, and debris fell from above and finished off Reptile. I had flown back to watch the show. Where Reptile once stood there was a very large pile of rocks and boulders. Green blood started seeping through the cracks in the rock pile. The mini avalanche had opened a new path.

There was now a cavern where the small crevice used to be. I took a few steps toward it when I heard a death scream from within the cavern. I paused for a moment and stared into the darkness. A few moments later it sounded as if a stampede was approaching from the cavern. The ground shook a bit, so I flew back to the tents (which were about 20 yards away). Suddenly out of the cavern came hundreds of strange jungle tribe-looking people. They were all short, around four feet tall except for one very large man wearing an executioners mask (he was at least 8 foot tall...pictured above). Their skin was almost an orange-ish color and they were covered in tribal markings and all wore green leafy loin clothes. I laughed and thought, "The environment definately doesn't match the inhabitants." Holding spears, bows, and rock slings they circled the camp and all appeared to be foaming at the mouth to kill us (not literally, lol).

Suddenly a spear came flying through the air and impaled the skinny, nerdy-looking scientist in the face. I took flight and landed on a ledge above the action. I watched with interest as the burly man tried to fight off the tribe. He managed to kill several of the tribesman and kept calling out to me, "Help me you bastard!" I just ignored him and watched the show. The giant executioner (I'm going call him X) had now confronted the burly scientist. X was now holding a giant axe and looked strikingly similar to one from Resident Evil 5.

The scientist tried to kick X in the gut, but it had no effect. X slammed the blunt end of the handle into the scientist forehead and knocked him to the ground. I could see blood pouring from his forehead. The small tribesmen quickly grabbed the scientist and dragged him to a flat rock. At least twenty of them assisted in holding him down as the executioner approached. The scientist struggled, but couldn't move much at all. He began crying and yelling at me, "Why are you watching you sick bastard! Help me damnit!" Our eyes met and I just smiled and leaned toward him in anticipation. The executioner was only a few feet away. He raised his massive axe above his head and I got into a crouching position ready to spring to the rescue...but I said f*** it and just watched as the axe slammed down with a thud!

The scientist head rolled of the rock and into the snow. Some of the tribesmen picked it up and began fighting over it. I leapt down in front of the whole tribe and said with half of a laugh, "How it going f***ers!" They all turned and looked even more bloodthirsty then before. They all began running toward me. Before they could reach me though, I held my arms wide and could feel energy coursing through my whole body. With a sudden rush and explosion of this invisible energy the sky began to rain massive icicles. I watched as the entire tribe was being impaled from above. After all were dead, I decided to sky dive off the massive mountain. As I prepared to leap from the edge, my alarm went off and I woke up . I badly wanted to jump off this mountain.

March 5, 2010
Lucid Dream 158: Weed Fusion
around 2:30am
DEILD

Category - Substance/WTF


I had became lucid at the very end of a previous dream. I prepared to DEILD as that dream ended. I woke and transitioned smoothly into my lucid. I was back in my old apartment with Cliff and Chris. I told them we were dreaming and we should smoke some crazy sh**. I had always wanted to try something (I dubbed it "weed fusion"). We all walked outside and began collecting materials for "weed fusion."

Chris came back and handed me a deflated basketball. I used my lucid powers to fuse the basketball with a bag of weed I pulled out of my pocket. There was a bright flash and the weed was now a burnt orange color. I rolled a blunt (with extreme speed...took a couple seconds at most), and we passed it around. All three of our heads turned into basketballs with faces on them (reminded me of the old gushers fruit snacks commercials). Chris removed his head and began dribbling it. Me and Cliff removed our heads as well and we dribbled/f***ed off for a bit. My perspective kept changing from the third person to first person as I dribble my own head. Soon we were back to normal.

Cliff then handed me a stop sign and I fused it with another bag of weed. It turned a blood red color and I rolled another blunt. Chris took the first hit and as soon as he hit it, he stopped moving. He was as still as a statue. His eyes weren't moving and it looked as if he wasn't even breathing. Cliff took the blunt from Chris' hand and the same thing happened to him after he hit it. I removed the blunt from Cliff's hand and took a hit. I was immediately frozen in time. I couldn't move any part of my body and I wondered how long I would be stuck like this. After only a few more moments, we all gained full motion again. We talked/joked for a minute about how badass weed fusion was and then Cliff handed me a feather.

I fused the feather and the weed now turned solid white and seemed to be extremely fluffy and light. I rolled the blunt and we all passed it around. After hitting the blunt I felt significantly lighter, but nothing else happened. I was a bit disappointed and was just about to fuse more weed with a tin can, when a gust of wind blew through the area. All three of us were lifted off the ground and we were being blown around in the air. It felt awesome to just let the wind take us wherever it blew. It was an amazing feeling being so light. We were flipping, floating, and soaring around the sky for a good while before I awoke from the dream.

I'd like to thank everyone once again for visiting my dream journal. I've just hit 30,000 views and couldn't be more excited about that . You guys keep me motivated to keep dreaming (and posting my dreams). I hope I can keep you all entertained and hope you all continue to pop in for a quick read from time to time. Again, thanks goes out to everyone who has visited this journal and good luck to everyone else in their future lucid endeavors!

March 7, 2010
Lucid Dream 159: Gett'n Fruity
around 11:30pm
WILD

Category - WTF


I had been taking naps and sleeping on and off all day. Had a few dreams, but they were either uninteresting or I forgot them. I laid down again around 11:30 and attempted to WILD. I used my technique and hit SP after about 10 or 15 minutes.

I began to hear conversation around me, but it was muffled. I started spinning in circles and floating around my room. After a bit my body stopped and I stood up. I stabilized for a few moments and then headed outside. It was very dark outside and I could sense that there was someone or something watching me. I began to get a bit freaked out, so I decided to "turn the lights on." I looked into the sky raised my arms slowly and imagined the sun rising. The sun rose and lit up the area. I heard a jingle (the one from the zelda games when you unlock something) and I heard something coming up behind me. I turned around and there was a big, smiling, strawberry dancing/walking up to me. It stopped in front of me and said, "That was a good job! But lets see if you can beat level 2!" It then turned and skipped/danced off into the woods.

The sky suddenly became dark again. I thought, "why not," so I attempted to raise the sun again. While the sun began to rise, I heard fast footsteps approaching me. I turned around and was hit by something solid. I flew back an unrealistic 20 yards or so and skidded to a stop. I was a bit shaken up, but I returned to my feet and thought, "WTF was that? It felt like I got hit by a ram." I looked where I previously stood and there was a large ram browsing around the yard. I heard a screech of tires from behind me. I turned around and saw a large van had pulled up behind me.

Three guys wearing tuxedoes, dark sunglasses, and very spiffy hair jumped out of the van. Thick clouds of smoke rolled out of the van as they exited. For a moment I wanted to go get in the van, but they were running at me so I reached into my pocket and pulled out a pocket knife. I was hoping for a ninja sword, but I guess this would have to do. They stopped in front of me and all hit their knees. They began searching around the grass. I spoke, "WTF are you doing?" One guy shooshed all the others and whispered to them, "Its top secret...remember!" I was aggrevated so I picked one of them up and slit his throat. He began spewing blood from his neck and I aimed the blood so it soaked his friends. One of them shouted in a pitiful voice, "We are just looking for your stride gum man. P-please don't kill us!" I told them that I wasn't even chewing gum when the ram hit me. I then killed the rest of them and raised the sun. I heard the same jungle and a giant smiling orange came out dancing and began to speak. Before it could get out two words, I stabbed him with my knife and began drinking his juice. The orange was screaming for help and crying, but I just drank his juice until he killed over.

The sky was dark again and I looked out into the woods. I could see many sets of eyes and I knew they were more of these weird fruit guys. I took flight after them and they all began running and screaming. I saw a pineapple, banana, more oranges, apples, a kiwi, and some strange looking fruits that probably weren't real. I dove on top of the kiwi and stabbed him. I now noticed I had on a long black cape and had vampire fangs. I acted like I was a vampire as I chased down the screaming fruit people. I woke up during my hunt and began immediately writing my dream down. After I wrote everything down, I read back through and it was the worst hand writing ever. I had to write my dream at least four times, before realizing I was still dreaming. I awoke for real shortly after.

Crazy synchronicities:

I have also been becoming a vampire in dreams, and dreamt of government agents as Men in Black. I also changed day to night last night, and saw someone that looked like Link.

What a weird dream, and funny. Where did you get that picture by the way? It's funny, yet disturbing, like all your dreams.

LOL...yeah as soon as I saw that picture I knew it had to be in my DJ. I actually typed "strawberry people" or "strawberry man" (can't remember which one) in google images and found it on the second or third page of images. Even though the concept of the image didn't go with my dream, the disturbing comedic theme (and characters themselves) did, lol.

March 11, 2010
Lucid Dream 160: Nazi in my Pocket?
around 3:00pm
DILD

Categry - WTF/Action/Romance


I fell asleep in a vehicle (don't worry, I wasn't driving ) and began to dream. The first thing I remember was running through a dilapidated city in europe. I reached the city limits and there was a small zoo surrounded by a large brick wall. I climbed up and over the wall and entered the zoo. There seemed to be no-one there and all I could find (animal-wise), were pandas. I was watching two pandas interact with each other and they began to talk to each other. I became suspicious and performed a RC.

I was dreaming. I immediately thought of the Lucid Task of the Year. I decided that I would witness the holocaust (it isn't one of the tasks, but for some reason I thought it was, lol). I began to fly around looking for a war scene. Soon I flew over a battle and decided to join in. I landed and focused my attention on creating lightning from my fingertips. After a few attempts, I was successful. I began shooting lightning at the Nazi's. After frying a bunch of them they began to fall back. I chased after them killing a few more, then I returned to the camp site. The army I was with was British. I walked around the campsite taking in the realistic scene. I found a couple of nurses who were very sexy. I lead them into a nearby tent for some 3-way action.

After this, I decided to get crazy. I looked around the campsite until I found some coke. I did a line and then started looking for a gun. I could feel the intensity inside me growing. I was ready to shoot something. I found a flamethrower (which looked like a weird futuristic sniper rifle). I began burnin down the camp and burning the British army alive. The entire camp was set on fire. I whistled for Seine, and the entire pack of ghost/lunar wolves came out of the forest to feed on the cooked soldiers. I mounted Seine and told him to take me to the nearest concentration camp.

We passed through a town that seemed to be nearly abandoned. There was a large billboard that read in bold letters, "Nazi in my Pocket!" Small letters below it read, "get yours today..." There was a small monitor on the billboard that began to play a commercial. It showed a small figurine of hitler that talked when you pulled its string. There was a kid holding one and smiling. He pulled the string and the doll said, "I would die for the Fuhrer." The kid pulled it again an it said, "Hitler says...always eat your vegetables." After a third pull it spoke again, "Always be kind to others, unless they are jews." I laughed as we passed through the town.

After a bit, we arrived and I broke into the camp and began killing nazi's. I set the jews free and they all ran for the nearby woods. I climbed into a sniper tower, found a rifle and began using the jews as target pactice. Seine communicated telepathically and said, "You follow Hitler?" I replied, "Hell no. Im just in a psychotic mood!" Seine replied, "Good. More food for us." He then began chowing down on some dead jews. I decided I wanted to go after Hitler next. Unfortunately, I woke before me and Seine had found him

You are insane. Also, I almost did cocaine in a dream, but decided against it.

March 12, 2010
Lucid Dream 161: She's a He!
around 2:30pm
DILD

Category - WTF


I was in a large futuristic city. The time period seemed to be set in the future and much of the dialogue in the dream consisted of many unfamiliar terms (that seemd common during the dream, but now I don't know what the f*** we were talking about, lol.) Me and Cliff were standing outside of a large arena. He said, "Are you ready?" I told him I was and we entered the arena. I walked out onto the middle field area and Cliff stood on the side with a clipboard. There was a huge crowd who all began cheering when I walked out onto the field. A floating scoreboard showed my picture and the announcer introduced me..."Now stepping onto the field is the baddest chick in the Zanarkand. She once defeated the entire opposing team with a single life remaining. Please give it up for Zilo!"

As I walked out onto the field I glanced at the scoreboard and saw myself dressed in a skirt, knees socks, and a pink jersey. I was dressed like a girl and was playing in the most popular female-only sports league. I can't remember what the sport was called, but it was a mix between Blitzball and American Gladiators. The game started and I was kicking the other teams ass. After a while, my team won the championship and I was MVP. I was carried out of the stadium. There was a celebration going on outside the stadium and random guy in a trench coat walked up to me and whispered, "I know your secret." I immediately found Cliff (he was the coach and my agent). I began freaking out thinking that I was going to get caught and my legacy would be ruined. He told me to calm down and just perform a reality check. I immediately became lucid.

I performed the reality check anyway out of habit. I then climbed up on stage and grabbed the mic. I yelled out to the crowd, "Time to celebrate national orgy day!" The mass crowd all began stripping and starting a gigantic orgy. I took of my girl clothes and joined in on the orgy. After many sexual encounters, someone recongnized me and began yelling, "She's a he! She's a he! She's a he!" The entire naked crowd began chanting "She's a he!" as I woke from the dream.

March 15, 2010
Lucid Dream 162: Dropping Some Eaves
around 11:30pm
DILD

Category - WTF


I was driving down the road when I suddenly saw a giant owl fly passed the car. I did a double take and couldn't believe how big the owl was. I pulled over and jumped out of the car. There were hundreds of cars pulled over and everyone was staring at the giant bird (it was like twenty feet long). I overheard two guys talking beside me. I heard one say, "Yeah, the news said they are a new species." The other asked, "Where did they come from?" The first man replied, "No one knows. Some say they came from the moon." I began to think, "I should try and meet up with Nomad again." Bam! Lucidity!

Everything seemed extremely vivid. I did a few quick stabilization techniques anyway. I decided to just try and teleport myself to the moon. I closed my dream eyes and imagined the moon. I waited until I could feel the cool atmosphere of the moon and then I opened my eyes. I failed once again. I really don't know why I can't get to the f***ing moon. I can do basically anything else I try except get to the moon. Nomad, there must be a dream demon keeping me from gaining access to the moon somehow. I may need you to check it out and see what you can find. I was in a pretty odd looking city. There were several buildings that seemed to be upside down and I saw a flying car pass by every so often. I decided to forget the moon and just explore this bizarre city. As I flew/jogged/looked around the city, it become progressively more futuristic. Some buildings were floating on platforms and others were fading in and out of visibility. Like some sort of stealth camo. It was pretty wild. I was about to enter a large building made purely of tinted glass when I felt a tug on my shoulder.

I was a bit startled as I turned to see who or what it was. I didn't see anyone behind me. I looked from side to side and I suddenly heard of voice say, "Phone?" It also startled me because the voice had came from my feet. I looked down and saw E.T. (alien from the movie ET...pictured above) standing in front of me. I squatted down and pet him on the head. He began to pur like a cat and he repeated, "Phone?" I reached into my pocket and felt around until I found it. I then pulled out a cell phone and handed it to him. He began dialing numbers and then handed the phone back to me. He said, "Phoned home." I put the phone up to my ear and could hear alot of static. I asked him where home was and he pointed into the sky. I looked up and saw a full moon above me. I then heard a voice through the phone. It was a female voice, but I couldn't hear very well because of all the static. I started pushing buttons on the side of the phone to try and reduce the static. It worked a little bit and I heard a guy talking. I can't remember exactly what he said, but I heard him say "Loaf." I immediately new it was Nomads voice I was hearing. I guessed the woman from before was Raven. The phone suddenly went silent and I could only hear static. I tried calling to Nomad, but I was almost positive they had left the moon.

I handed E.T. the phone back and told him to call the area that Nomad was in. He dialed a number and then handed it back to me. I immediately heard a woman (Raven?) yelling at Nomad. The yell startled me and I dropped the phone. E.T. scooped it up quickly then began flying away from me. I yelled after him and took flight. He was fast as shit. I managed to catch up to him and get out a, "You bastard!" before he completely disappeared. I looked around and I was now in a large meadow and the city was nowhere to be found. I flew for what seemed like forever and I was still surrounded by a pleasant meadow as far as the eye could see. I was now aggrevated with this dream and I forced myself awake. As soon as I woke up I thought, "Why the f*** did I just do that?" I forced myself awake and I was nowhere near waking up (it didn't feel like I was anyway).

March 17, 2010
Lucid Dream 163: Yoshi the Dream Guide
around 5:00am
DILD

Category - Exploration


I was on a high school trip. Me and my friends were in our hotel room partying. We were all drinking and I was laying on the bed with Cc. We were making out and fooling around a bit. Chris walked up to me and said, "Dude, f*** this sh*tty school trip. Let's sneak out and go do something!" I was drunk, so I thought it was a good idea. Me, Brian, Cc, and Chris left the hotel and hotwired a car. Chris drove, Cc was in the front seat and me and Brian were in the back. I rolled us a fat blunt and we passed it as we drove down the road with no real destination. Chris was hammered and had one hand on the wheel and one hand providing pleasure in Cc's pants. No surprise, he swerved several times into the other lane. Brian calmly told Chris that he was probably going to kill us all. I responded with, "Nah, you can't die during a lucid." I realized what I had said and performed a nose pinch RC. I was definately dreaming.

I told Chris to pull over at the tourist area up ahead. We turned the corner and sure enough, there was a scenic viewing area for tourists. We pulled over and there was a large concrete platform at the top of the mountain ledge. I told everyone we were dreaming and taught them the nose pinch RC. I explained how I knew we were dreaming and everyone became lucid. I was talking about all the crazy shit we could do and everyone was getting excited. I told them about me being a Dream Guide on Dreamviews and told them I would help them with their first lucid experience. I flew around above the others and they watched me in amazement. The others were having some trouble flying, but I told them that was normal.

I looked over the high ledge we were on and saw that there was a river running down below. Everyone took off running and jumped down into the river (it was at least a 30 foot drop). There was a powerline hanging above the river, so I started doing some acrobatics and flipped off it into the water. We all floated down the river and it led us to a large water park that was actually connected to the river. We climbed out and I told everyone we should go down the water slide while lucid. JT was now randomly with us.

The water slide was a tube slide with back to back loops in it. I climbed to the top and told everyone that we can just pass everyone in the line because we were lucid. I shoved a few DCs out of the way and then dove headfirst into the slide. It was pitch black darkness in the tube, but watersliding through the loops was amazing. We climbed back up to the top of the slide and a DC shouted, "Arrest them! They keep line cutting!" I laughed and told everyone to watch me. I grabbed the kid and launched him off the top of the platform. His body unrealistically splattered on the concrete and dismembered every body part. I then grabbed a large garden hoe that was laying on the platform and began slamming it into some DCs skulls. It was pretty gruesome actually. JT looked a bit frightened. I told him, "Don't worry. They are just DCs. They aren't real people." I then picked up a head I had hacked off and split it open with my hands. I grabbed the brain and threw it at JT. He gave a girly shriek and said, "Ew, thats disgusting." I told him to "grow a set" before diving back into the tube. As I hit the second loop and was completely upside down, I woke abruptly in bed. I thought it was a FA, but I performed a RC and I was indeed awake.

Dude, I looked in a mirror in a dream, and I was wearing a cute spaghetti strap top, and I could see a training bra underneath with my nipples poking through. I was about to go to prison. I thought, "Shit I am going to get raped."

It was a horrible nightmare, yet funny when I woke up.

We'll help you get to the Moon.

I wonder if those friends in your dream was really them. I think it was. A lot of times people won't remember unless they have good recall.

I had a dream of answering my phone on the moon, and then I slammed it down on the ground because it was staticky. Plus, I hate cel phones. I consider them a necessary evil. Raven said, "why'd do you do that?"

I said, "I hate stupid cel phones." It's not in my DJ, but you just reminded me of it. Usually when my dream cel phone rings I ignore it. ET's a flake, huh? heheh