I was in the biodome. I looked around to see where I was. I recognized the location and became semi-lucid. I saw I wasn't alone. Nomad was there with me. He came right over to me. I noticed he was dressed in armor like a knight. I asked him if he was off to battle. He said yes. He said those things we had fought in Portalboat's dream hadn't been all of them. He said there were still others that were draining their energy. I looked at him strangely. He opened a portal and went through. I followed him…
On the other side of the portal I was in space. Nomad was there with me. I saw something weird. There were five capsule type things arranged in a star formation. They were also connected to each other in a circle so it formed a pentacle. In each capsule there was someone sleeping. I looked at Nomad. Nomad said it was a dream representation of their connections with each other. He then formed his Witchblade into a sword and flew in towards the star and started hacking at one of the connections. I flew over to him. By the time I reached him he had changed his Witchblade to a hammer and was pounding on a connection.
"What are you doing?" I asked him, "You don't want to break the connections, do you?" He said he just wanted to kick some demon ass. I was going to say something else but I saw movement in the center of the pentacle. I was watching as a dragon emerged. It had two heads. I told Nomad to wait a minute… what the hell is that?
The dragon glared at Nomad and me. It was talking. One head said it was good. The other head said it was evil. Both of them started saying something about yin and yang… but Nomad interrupted them.
"Blah, blah, blah!" Nomad said, clearly having no patience for the dragon's talking, "Fuck your bullshit!" His Witchblade changed back into a sword and Nomad immediately went in and cut through the dragon head that had claimed to be evil. I looked closer at the one who claimed to be good… but nothing about it looked good. The dragon was coming out of the center of the Pentacle, the remaining head looked pissed. A giant winged cobra flew out of nowhere and swooped over the dragon, breathing a blast of green flames on the remaining head of the dragon before disappearing again…
"What the hell?" I asked myself, "Was that MoSh?" I hit the body of the dragon with a large bolt of lightning and it was incinerated in a blast of flame. I saw Nomad was right beside me.
"No way was he really good," I commented.
"I think he was an asshole," Nomad said.
"Three of those capsules have demons in them with the dreamers," I said to Nomad as I looked around at the capsules, "Let me get them out here… then we can kick their asses." I formed a vortex that locked onto the three demons and pulled them out into the open. They woke up as if they'd been sleeping. They were clearly not happy.
"Who dares awaken us?!" one of the demons asked.
"Who the hell are you?" I asked the demons, "And what the fuck are you doing here?"
The demon who appeared to be the leader continued to speak. He said that the knight, the naga, and I were supposed to be part of the wheel. But since we hadn't joined they had taken our places. The demon laughed.
"What kind of bullshit is that supposed to be?" I asked the demons, "If you must know, we weren't invited to be part of it… you're full of shit."
"Thanks to you we are going to suck the energy right out of these dreamers," the demon said, "When we're done there won't be anything left except… AAAHHH! You ASSHOLE!"
The demon's monologue had been interrupted by Nomad throwing a disc of fire that sliced right through him. It looked like he should be dead, but he was still talking. I hit him with a blast of lightning that incinerated the rest of the demon. The other two demons were glaring at us. One of them said it wouldn't be nearly so easy to take them out. The other one started taking, but Nomad interrupted.
"Enough talk!" Nomad said, "More battle, bitches!"
"Now you will suffer," one of the demons roared as he began dividing himself into many. The second demon was doing the same. They were laughing and making threats as they did it. Nomad yawned as if he was bored.
"Less blabbing," I said to the demons, "More stabbing!" I formed Witchblade into a sword and sliced through several of the demon clones closest to me. I focused on the song Divide by Disturbed to multiply myself… 2, 4, 8, 16… 32, 64, 128, 256… "I'm one impressive motherf-er, now wouldn't you say?"
We attacked the army of demons. Nomad had taken the form of a lion man… but I lost track of him as I was trying to keep track of all 256 of me in battle. I sliced through demons with my Witchblade, blasted them with lightning… An army of birds came flying down and attacking the demons. Some of the demons were reduced to skeletons. I did a double take as someone who looked a bit too much like Mario off of the Mario Brothers games was smashing skeletons with a hammer…
I saw the last two demons about to attack one of the dreamers… but he woke up. His capsule opened and he pulled out a shotgun. He blasted the two demons at point blank range before lying back down to go back to sleep.
Another dreamer woke up. That one looked familiar… maybe that was Portalboat? He's the only one of the group I've seen in dreams before… He said there was too much noise and it woke him up. He said he was thirsty. I summoned a glass of water and gave it to him. I asked if he was ok. He said sure, then he lied back down and went back to sleep.
A third dreamer woke up and glared over at us. I wondered what his problem was.
"You assholes!" he yelled, "Get out of here! This is MY dream wheel!"
I did a double take. Who had started the circle? Larther! Was that him? If so, what pissed him off? Nomad said he was just trying to help…
"I already told you that you can't be in it!" Larther said, "There are time and number limits! Now you weren't invited here, so get out!"
Larther was annoying me a lot. "Look, asshole," I said, "We were invited. Portalboat asked us to help out, and we just kicked some demon ass so you guys can dream in peace."
"Demons?!" Larther asked, "There are no such things as demons! Just manifestations of your minds! And I know none of us created them, which means YOU brought them here!"
"He is full of shit," I told Nomad. Larther was still talking, but his talk was more directed at Nomad now. "Hey, Mr. Nomad with the big ego! Stay out of my dreams! I block you from my dreams!"
"That's fine with me!" Nomad responded, "But, remember we are all mirrors of each other. If you think I have an ego problem, it's probably because you do, too."
I couldn't help but laugh a bit at the look on Larther's face.
"You are so contemptuous!" Larther yelled, "Just let me do this experiment in peace!"
I saw another of the dreamers waking up. I flew over to him and looked closer. He didn't awaken fully. He rolled over and continued to sleep. There was one more capsule to check. It was a woman, so I figured it must be Juroara. There was a dark aura around her.
"Nomad!" I called, "She has dark energy. We should heal her!"
"You leave her alone!" Larther said, "I don't give you permission to dream with her!"
"You have nothing to say about who dreams with her!" I called over to Larther, "So shut the fuck up!"
"You two are…" Larther started.
Nomad changed into Spiderman and shot a blob of web across Larther's mouth, making the rest of what Larther said muffled and unintelligible. More web wrapped around Larther.
I focused on the song Touch My Heart from the Devil Hunter Yohko soundtrack. Nomad came over to help me with healing Juroara. Golden energy flowed into Juroara as Nomad formed a caduceus over her. Dark energy was purged from her and she went into a more peaceful sleep.
I flew back towards the center of the pentacle. I looked at the dreamers around the pentacle. One of the other sleeping people had a small amount of dark energy. I went over to him and used Touch My Heart to clean it up. I noted it was the same guy who had shot the demons at the end of the battle. I turned around and looked at the others. The only one still awake was Larther. He was glaring at me… from inside an aura of dark energy. Great… not the one I wanted to deal with… But the dark energy had to be cleaned up so I flew over to him.
"Hey," I said to him, "Master of the Dream Wheel, you have dark energy, too."
Nomad came over and joined me, removing the web from Larther's mouth.
"I do not have dark energy!" he insisted.
I telepathically asked Nomad if we absolutely had to heal him… Nomad said yes… as I had expected. A healer can't base who they heal on who they like… I used Touch My Heart on Larther and Nomad summoned another caduceus. Golden energy flowed into Larther and the dark energy flowed out. He seemed calmer now. Nomad took the rest of the web off of him.
"Feel better?" I asked him
"Yeah," Larther said, "I don't normally get mad like that… it's not in my nature."
"You had dark energy," I said, "That tends to lead to anger, hatred, violence… You probably got it from those demons."
"I still don't believe in demons," Larther said.
"I'm sure they'll be very glad to hear that," I said, "People who don't believe make the easiest targets." Larther lied back down and went to sleep.
Nomad was in the center of the pentacle. I went there and joined him. I asked him what he was doing. He said he was creating a dream world for them to share dreams in. He said he was adding three DC's to fill the three empty places, and they would roam the dream world saying to everyone, "You're lucid." I asked if it wouldn't make more sense for them to say, "You're dreaming." He agreed. He stuffed some mantra balls in the pockets of the DC's. He said we could get back to the moon now. I said no, I was waking up. I was lucky to not have left in the middle of the battle. I laughed. Everything around me faded to black and I woke.
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