Thread: DV Quotes

DV Quotes is back.

The cleaning of the thread began as the undertaking of Man of Steel, Xox, and Jeff777. Jeff pruned a great deal of the latest part of the thread,

and then...

after months of the thread idling in nowhere land...

Akono came in like a godamned hurricane and cleaned the bulk of the mess out.


Thank them. Also, keep the thread clear of non-relevant posts and garbage, please.

[edit] No really, thank Akono, he brought the thread back out of limbo when no one else would.

Thank you very much Akono.

Akono, you are awesome

Originally Posted by Jeff777

[Jeff777] 1:06 am: moosey
[Jeff777] 1:06 am: get on skype and talk to me, xox, lulian, no-Name, pojjy, CC etc. on mic!
[Tarsier] 1:06 am: someone invite me to skype chat
[Tarsier] 1:06 am: im on too
[Tarsier] 1:06 am: my name is tarsier70 on there, put me in the room
[Lucid Dreaming]: DarkLucideity has entered at 1:07 am
[DV Chat]: DarkLucideity has entered at 1:07 am
[Jeff777] 1:07 am: they said no
[Jeff777] 1:07 am: sorry tars
[Jeff777] 1:07 am: lol
[Tarsier] 1:07 am: fuck you faggots
[Tarsier] 1:07 am: fuck you in your shitty little assholes
[Tarsier] 1:09 am: jk
[C911] 1:10 am: hahahaha
[C911] 1:10 am: hahaha
[Mark75] 1:10 am: Ha ha
[DV Chat]: shinta66 has left at 1:10 am
[Mark75] 1:10 am: Go home Tarsier.

oh my god, fucking classic

also Ako i love you

I read that and laughed almost as hard as I did that night.

Originally Posted by Replicon

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Alright I walked a different way to the buses today and I saw her go around the school. I didn't see anyone but her go around that way so I think she is alone on the way to the buses. I am probably going to wait until after school and ask her out then, when she is alone.

Are you asking a girl out, or are you playing Splinter Cell?

Seriously, re-read that. You'd think it's Hitman: Silent Assassin

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Originally Posted by stonedape

I really am amazed that you would say that morality is a joke in the philosophy section. That's like if I walked into a jazz club and said Miles Davis is a punk bitch.

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Maybe only funny out of context, but it's what he didn't mean that's funny.

Originally Posted by KushyBear

I mean in the dream you can just pull it out.

So true.

Originally Posted by elucid

With this theory, you don't need a brain to think.

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happy birthday cyclic!

Originally Posted by tommo

In reality we know a lot about dreams and why we dream and how etc.
Just not what you want to hear.
Which is evidenced by the fact that you said dream world and not just dreams.

Originally Posted by kalesh

No we don't. For example how does messages get passed from real world to dream world? And how do prophetic dreams work?
The ability to view real world items in an OBE/AP which you have never seen before, and later confirm that they were real.
There are still too many unknowns.

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What's the point of that quote?

hilarity.

gameoverlord342 starts a thread in SB called "Say something BIGGER!", that is locked several hours later. For obvious reasons.

Originally Posted by gameoverlord345

Say something BIGGER!

Our goal is too say as much things as possible. The next one HAS too be bigger than the first.

like this:

person1: ant
person2: bee
person3: spider
person4: plant leaf
person5: human brain (unless your stupid XD lol)
etc etc etc

I'LL START

ATOM NUCLEUS

Originally Posted by Raphael

The universe.

Originally Posted by Armistice

/thread

Originally Posted by Raphael

Ah, that was satisfying.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Fail.

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Originally Posted by LucidFlanders

So i went to wallmart to get a belt for myself because i needed a new belt and this wallmart is old but some major construction changing the old mall to a new awesome looking mall and i go inside to get my belt. PLace is crawling with hot women...place is flooded with them all over the place! i only came in for a belt but spent money on more clothes so i could stay longer and spent $80 there in clothes. Checking hot chicks out all through the place and them checking me out, i was in heaven! I love being a guy!

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There is so much awesome in that quote right there. When I first read the thread, I was geeking!

Originally Posted by GavinGill

I show up at the checkout-lines of supermarkets holding nothing but:

- A Bottle of lube + a large vegetable
- Over-the-counter painkillers + tampons + condoms
- A home pregnancy test + a wire coat hanger
- Multiple bottles of NyQuil + a rag + a doll + condoms
- Etc.

Then I stare at them, daring them to gave me an odd look.

lolz

Originally Posted by Jay12341235

pregnancy induced lucid dream, that's a good one!

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Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

Please educate yourself before you post on this topic again. I'll know if you've educated yourself because your response will be something along the lines of "OMG PhilosopherStoned. You're absolutely right. I really had no fucking clue what I was talking about. Thank you for taking the time to correct my very basic and obvious error. I was essentially postulating that evolution is magic. I was really making a creationist out of myself on that one."

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Originally Posted by SuperFob

Originally Posted by tommo

So you're using anecdotes to make your claim while we are stating fairly well established scientific facts.

Yep, pretty much. If someone has had more success in the past with 5 hours of sleep than with 7-9 hours of sleep, then the scientific facts become irrelevant. They know that 5 hours of sleep is the better way to go, period.

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An oldie from Mark75:

The iridescent beauty of the glorious cascade of visual marvels which you have taken in your limitless benevolence for us, to indulge us in even a glimpse into its divinity, which possesses opulence unmatched by nature, mortal or even the gods themselves. Yes, it is this glimpse that to us is held more dear than our life experiences to this point and forevermore; Of such magnificent and infallible luxury, that its mere sight is worth more than our very lives. Spare us, O' nexus to the purification of creativity and artisanry into physical form, from much more of this! We are but mortals. A mere whisper of your name is enough to cause us to tremble. Such concentrations of regal elegance incarnate will surely render us blind. Not through any speck of offensiveness or imperfection, but rather because we cannot cope. Your being, which is limitless and formless can contain these things which men cannot hope to even dream of, yet we are but human! A mere brush stroke on the canvas confounds and stuns us more than the mysteries of the universe ever could! You fill our lives with meaning, with hope, surely! But no fuller or we shall explode! And so, my life complete, I speak to you this final breath: I can see the hair on your fingers.

Most likely the best thing OS has ever said.

and I should buy a newer Ipod for the low low cost of my eternal soul

Short funny quote from Episode 14 of Get Lucid Podcast. Funny stuff, genuinely good podcast.

http://www.jakecloud.com/upload/files/ep14quote.mp3

You can see all the episodes from Season 1 HERE.