Um, not to nit-pick, but:

Quote Originally Posted by Elias0returned View Post
For everyone, Ascension Sunday, May 8, 2016 A.D. is the 1,335th day of Daniel 12:12, also known as the Day of the Lord, and the Second Coming of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Since Ascension Sunday is now almost two months past, shouldn't we sinners have noticed a change? Shouldn't a whole lot of good people be missing? Where is Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Was it a Secret Second Coming? I would've thought there'd have been more fanfare...

I'm sure you can clarify, right?