Thread: Are Jews considered a visible minority?

He should paint himself black.

I see a white guy and I want to paint him black

I already said he won't pretend to be a minority, so paint wont work.

Seriously though, anyone think that would work?

The problem I could see is that the religion passes through the mother. I mean it's the 'Chosen People' cuz you can only be a for realz jew if your mom is a Jew too. At least that's how most Jewish sects think. I don't know if you can just convert like you would to Catholicism. It's worth a try, though.

Originally Posted by Grod

The problem I could see is that the religion passes through the mother. I mean it's the 'Chosen People' cuz you can only be a for realz jew if your mom is a Jew too. At least that's how most Jewish sects think. I don't know if you can just convert like you would to Catholicism. It's worth a try, though.

I'm almost positive they'll let someone join their faith...

Originally Posted by Grod

The problem I could see is that the religion passes through the mother. I mean it's the 'Chosen People' cuz you can only be a for realz jew if your mom is a Jew too. At least that's how most Jewish sects think. I don't know if you can just convert like you would to Catholicism. It's worth a try, though.

Originally Posted by DeathCell

I'm almost positive they'll let someone join their faith...

Yes, under Thelmetic Law, you're not fully Jew unless your mother was. I find that interesting, because it's almost like they had knowledge of mitochondrial DNA, which is only passed on from females to their children. Mitochondrial DNA is how they were able to confirm that all people have a common ancestor, an "Eve" if you will.

But they will let people convert. There was an episode of Billable Hours where they were converting to Judaism to get Jewish holiday off, until the guy found out he had to get circumcised! That put an end to those plans.

I still think it would work. I'm going to talk my buddy into it.

Maybe he could learn an endangered language. I don't know if that counts. http://www.ethnologue.com/nearly_extinct.asp . Wow, it's quite sad, if I read that correctly. One speaker and is 70 years old?

If I had a company, I wouldn't hire black people.

Originally Posted by Elis D.

I see a white guy and I want to paint him black

I see a red indian and I want to paint him black

no races anymore I want them to be black