The Mayans were superstitious dumbasses. Why does everybody go on about the Mayans? And no, I'm pretty sure they didn't predict the end of time, how would we even know that?

Novelty Theory is pseudoscientific nonsense.

And I won't let you tell me otherwise until you explain precisely what a 'fractal waveform' is.

Or perhaps on what basis was the date chosen with regards to the data and the mathematical processes.