Thread: The funniest dream you've had

The most funniest dream for me was actually nothing funny. I was just laughing so hard with some other people , that I started to feel the sourness of laughing and started to cry. Then I woke up with those feelings in my bed. Felt amazing and weird to wake up in morning, like you were laughing as hard as you never had.

i Remember had a long time ago a dream which (it was what it comes to my mind now, i dont remember now anything like this dream) a Giant Evil "Monster" Dick, that know everything about me, information, my ID, and when i see that, i spend the whole dream running from it. the D wanted to kill me.

Mine wasn't so much funny, just really weird!

I dreamt that Bart Simpson was posing in front of a giant bar of chocolate! (and I have a horrible feeling he might have been naked too!)

I had a dream I was in my sisters room, sitting on her bed, and a Caterpillar crawled on it and started telling me how it was in one of the Harry Potter films. It asked me if I like the Harry Potter films and I lied and said yes. A mouse then jumps up on the bed and starts talking to me about the economy. It was pretty weird.

Btw I was telling this to my girlfriend so yeah.....

It started with me taking you to a concert we were on the way and all of a sudden we get approhed by this hobo. He started to ask for some money say "If you give me money I will turn into slmiest most vile animal in the world, so we gave him some money and he turned into Bedari haha which to me is freakin hilarious because this was my chance to finally beat him up. So we kept going and going and finally got to the concert. And I was expecting to see a bouncer that was a bug mean guy, and I asked this clown. "Hey where is the bouncer? Me and my girl want to get in." Then he replied, "I am the bouncer fool" I had to refrain myself from laughing as he everytime he left someone in he squeezed his nose and did a clown dance everytime someone passed by. So we got inside and the band Of Mice and Men.......were literally Mice......and men
Then we were insside our house watching TV and you were snuggled up against me and we were just relaxing then this weird documentary came on and it was titled "Peanut Butter....the world's gold" And we kept watching because we were both curious and Mr Ding Dong appeared on the screen and apparently in my dream he was a peanut butter specialist because on the bottom right corner it said " Ding Dong, specialist" (rofl) Then he starts to say (and I am misspelling it on purpose this is how he said it) "You ma have tote peanut bootter is ony a fud BUT yjou R WONG!
Then he said "Peanut Booter is key to world unger, peanut booter is fasta than horse wen it grow wing and fly, peanut booter is king of the world, all hail peanut booter." And we were dying of laughter in the dream it was so funny
Then they started giving all these testimonials about how peanut butter was a superhero and this one guy goes. "Man I don't know where I would be without peanut butter. One day I was sitting down and this guy was walking past me not even paying attention to me. So I threw my jar of peanut butter at him and didn't even hit him.........Peanut butter had saved my life" ......the man had literally thrown a jar of peanut butter at a complete stranger, then another one was this lady holding a jar of peanut butter saying, "Man I don't know where I would be without peanut spread....and you could hear Mr. Dong yelling "NUUUUUUU IT IS PRONOUNCE PEANUT BOOOOTER." Which made me laugh so hard then she went on saying "Peanut butter is my life, so I decided to marry him, and we have been married for 10 years now. We are expecting little peanut butter babies" Whcih was completely false btw haha this woman literally had ""sex"" with a jar peanut butter then I woke up laughing and wanted to share this with you

(I'm black) I have to let you guys no that for this dream makes sense.
I had a dream my whole family turned white and we lived as an unfortunately racist white family. We would make jokes about every race out there. (I do not support racism) And then my mom read the news and was like, we need to get out of here ASAP. I kept asking why and she would not tell me. After she came out of the shower she told me what was wrong. She said "The black people got out of jail, we need a place to hide" I said okay. As soon as we opened the door to leave a black dude came in a started to strangle me. I started screaming "The NIGGAS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I am so sorry it is funny but incredibly racistI i have weird dreams. I woke up laughing the most i have ever laughed before though.

I decided to steal a Silver necklace in a mansion, that i later found out was owned by a black dragon while trying to sneak out. The dragon stood in the door way, lit up a cig and said. "Don't make me have to chase your ass." I looked at him for a moment and then made a dash for the window, while the dragon said. " You little dick, what did i just say!?" I went through the window head first, and then everything went black with the sound of glass shards breaking, and the echoing voice of the dragon saying. " I hope that hurt, twit." I then suddenly woke up with a headache, laughing a little to myself.

My funniest and weirdest dream was quite long actually, it involves David Walliams and Alan Carr (people in the UK will know them).

The dream consists off me on a school trip, I'm in a group with 3 other people and we are invited to stay over at David Walliams apartment. So it's not weird so far as I'm just sitting on his sofa.

Towards the end of the dream it gets weird as we're getting ready to leave his apartment, and I check if I'm wearing underwear, I'm not. And as I ask "where are my boxers" I see alan Carr laughing in the background and holding them up.

Ofc I understand in the morning how weird and perverted this dream is.

We were living in Call of Duty Zombies world and we were just trying to survive. I was a bony skeleton and My brother was Santa Claus.

My funniest dream ever, was about me watching like a bodybuilding you tuber, who was making a how to video on measuring your body parts to see how much muscle you were gaining, he was doing very detailed explanations on how to do it. He then started talking about the intimate parts, and said that people should also measure muscle gains in your penis, by sticking a metal tube into your urethra. He started demonstrating it, and started screaming because of the pain. I suddenly woke up and noticed I was laughing while asleep!

Holy crap I have no emoticon worthy of portraying the face I made when I read that

(to MonoF9)

hahaha, Im not the type of person who laughs at other people falling or hurting themselves. what was funny to me, was that this guy was an idiot and he was trying to measure penis muscle gains with a tube inside him, also the fact that he was convinced that it was good for people to measure this.

The funniest dream I had involved my cool teacher raising a blunt to the sky and yelling, "who wants to get high as fuck?!" and everyone in the class went ,"YAY!!!!" I thought it was hilarious

I once had a dream where I was being chased by evil milk cartons that laughed like Morgan Freeman.

Today I had a nice vivid LD and I was like: "Let's go to rob a bank!" Just wanted to try it in GTA style.
Came into the bank and went to the desk. The lady asked me what do I want and I told her "To rob this bank, I have actually a bomb in my bag and a weapon hidden here."
She answered: "Ok just a moment."
And started to look for my name in their database and prepared some paper for me to sign in order to rob the bank. -_-
Just imagine that, a bank robber waiting at the desk for the lady to do all the bank robbing transactions

In my second-most-recent LD, I stabilized the dream by eating a piece of bleu cheese.

Actually I am going to change this, I started remembering some. I had one dream that was all about Vodka and I got drunk and jumped of a cliff and flew/glided down to this beach where there was more vodka. Another dream was I was at my schools football field with my gym class and this jet flew overhead and dropped water all over the field. I wrote about a dream in my DJ I had recently where I punched my teacher in the face and the whole class stood up cheering for me.

Originally Posted by Hitokage

Today I had a nice vivid LD and I was like: "Let's go to rob a bank!" Just wanted to try it in GTA style.
Came into the bank and went to the desk. The lady asked me what do I want and I told her "To rob this bank, I have actually a bomb in my bag and a weapon hidden here."
She answered: "Ok just a moment."
And started to look for my name in their database and prepared some paper for me to sign in order to rob the bank. -_-
Just imagine that, a bank robber waiting at the desk for the lady to do all the bank robbing transactions

Yeah, things like this have happened in awake life. It didn't work.

Oh boy... I've had a number of very amusing scenarios in my dreams, but I think the funniest (and weirdest) dream I've had by far was where I was watching this fashion show of sorts where a bunch of ladies in really high-fashioned attire were exiting out of cars onto a red carpet, Hollywood style as best I can describe it. Anyway, at one point a woman wearing a white dress steps out of a vehicle and there's this high-pitched screech of excitement from the crowd. The audience goes silent and turns to reveal this lanky-looking man dressed in a tank top and miniskirt; accompanied with high heels, fishnet and a fancy hat with a feather in it (granted, he looked really fab imo, albeit out of place with the rest of the dream) - then he proceeded to proclaim: "OH MY GOD! IT'S AUDREY HEPBURN IN A SPLEEN!"

I woke up right after that and I can tell you I was both terribly confused and amused at the same time and still wonder to this day what the heck my brain was trying to process in order to come up with that particular line of dialogue.

I can't say I find it funny, but maybe you will:

Years ago when I was into collecting video games I often dreamed about finding many games that just plain don't exist in waking life, at ridiculously affordable prices. Eventually I started realizing this was happening in-dream and started getting mad and at the same time somewhat lucid; "This is just a dream!"

Another time I dreamed Kurt Cobain, after a concert, was in a Sonic The Hedgehog costume and then he died and someone tried propping the body up like Weekend at Bernie's to make it seem as if he wasn't dead. (No, it wasn't Courtney Love doing it; it was a man.) Then again maybe that one's not so funny, yet again - perspective. I don't find them funny at this post time.

Originally Posted by gleixer

Btw I was telling this to my girlfriend so yeah.....

It started with me taking you to a concert we were on the way and all of a sudden we get approhed by this hobo. He started to ask for some money say "If you give me money I will turn into slmiest most vile animal in the world, so we gave him some money and he turned into Bedari haha which to me is freakin hilarious because this was my chance to finally beat him up. So we kept going and going and finally got to the concert. And I was expecting to see a bouncer that was a bug mean guy, and I asked this clown. "Hey where is the bouncer? Me and my girl want to get in." Then he replied, "I am the bouncer fool" I had to refrain myself from laughing as he everytime he left someone in he squeezed his nose and did a clown dance everytime someone passed by. So we got inside and the band Of Mice and Men.......were literally Mice......and men
Then we were insside our house watching TV and you were snuggled up against me and we were just relaxing then this weird documentary came on and it was titled "Peanut Butter....the world's gold" And we kept watching because we were both curious and Mr Ding Dong appeared on the screen and apparently in my dream he was a peanut butter specialist because on the bottom right corner it said " Ding Dong, specialist" (rofl) Then he starts to say (and I am misspelling it on purpose this is how he said it) "You ma have tote peanut bootter is ony a fud BUT yjou R WONG!
Then he said "Peanut Booter is key to world unger, peanut booter is fasta than horse wen it grow wing and fly, peanut booter is king of the world, all hail peanut booter." And we were dying of laughter in the dream it was so funny
Then they started giving all these testimonials about how peanut butter was a superhero and this one guy goes. "Man I don't know where I would be without peanut butter. One day I was sitting down and this guy was walking past me not even paying attention to me. So I threw my jar of peanut butter at him and didn't even hit him.........Peanut butter had saved my life" ......the man had literally thrown a jar of peanut butter at a complete stranger, then another one was this lady holding a jar of peanut butter saying, "Man I don't know where I would be without peanut spread....and you could hear Mr. Dong yelling "NUUUUUUU IT IS PRONOUNCE PEANUT BOOOOTER." Which made me laugh so hard then she went on saying "Peanut butter is my life, so I decided to marry him, and we have been married for 10 years now. We are expecting little peanut butter babies" Whcih was completely false btw haha this woman literally had ""sex"" with a jar peanut butter then I woke up laughing and wanted to share this with you

Ahhhahaha, I know a particular cartoon character who would... Well... (for most of the Peanut Butter part) Love this... Are you sure you don't have a time machine or something of the sort?

Horse Wife

Maybe these are more like "wtf" but still:

1. I had a chinchilla who ran away all the time. Then my aunt's cat gave birth to a small man doll which was also a chinchilla.

2. I was looking for sweaters in the forest. Then, wearing jeans, blouse and veil I left the garage with my mom.

3. It's hard to say what was going on but there was a lots of dead cows. Instead of grass. To the horizon.

4. I drove a car, enter with it to the aiport. Someone was fighting. Then I was teleported to one of them house. His wife made him a soup (krupnik) and he didn't like it.

5. I was taking photos of white koala/panda but when I approached to her she said to me "why do you think that I'm not gonna hurt you?". Then I ran away.

6. I had a talking (only with me) llama in my garden and my mom doesn't know about her. So I told her (llama) that she can't left this garden, she agreed. Then I forgot to feed her but she was ok, my mom found out about her tho. Then my sister wanted to shoot her with a rifle and I jumped on her screaming "Noooooooo!". (I didn't wrote down this dream, that's the shame)

I've had several dreams in the past that nowadays sound funny when I think about them, although it's really hard for me to decide which one of them is the funniest of all. Seriously, I can't decide between the one where I was downtown and this osprey was running alongside me on the sidewalk...or when the Captain of the Axiom wanted to play baseball so everyone on board gathered to watch the game, only to find out in the middle somewhere that the whole thing was being interrupted by Squidward who had come onstage to give a speech...or the one where a bunch of LEGO minifigures had shown up to a basketball game with no pants on...or the one where I was in this combination history/Spanish class, and one of the critters up on that giant screen was that of a snake which kept jumping up and down and was wearing a sombrero...or the one where I was at this giant mall setting and Casper the Friendly Ghost was over at the clothing section...or the one where just before I climbed down a ladder that went through a hole in the floor and led to a cafeteria-like setting, I looked outside and saw a miniature snow-nado...or the one where all of these huge piles of giant plastic shopping bags kept on causing all these traffic jams...or when me and some others were driving down the roads and in the distance were a trio (or pair) of tornadoes that stopped in place and started doing this really weird dance thing while their tops slowly sank to the ground...or this one I recently had where we had a huge flock of chickens and they started to rub against this young girl's legs like cats would do to their owners when they purr...or when a bald Biff was standing in an alleyway and he turned into a ghost (with Doc and Marty standing next to their DeLorean and watching from behind)...or even the one where I had looked out the van window and there was a German Shepard riding on top of a pig...

And a whole bunch of other weird dreams I've had that sound pretty silly whenever I think of them. Or that they do usually seem kinda silly whenever I look back at them...

*See that? I told you I couldn't make up my mind!***