Thread: The funniest dream you've had

1- was on a navy battleship run by none other than Dubya, the GWB. At least it was run by him on paper. George's twin brother (who actually did all the work) was on the ship as well, and confessed to me that W didn't really do anything, and wasn't allowed to make any real decisions, because he was too dumb.

Originally Posted by i_speel_good

When I dreamt that I dreamt that I was dreaming that I was dreaming.
It was really funny waking up 4 times

LMAO XD That seriously made me laugh

Hmm my funniest dream, i would say the dream where i looked out my windows...i have 2 windows in my room...one had a rainbow with a beautiful blue sky and birds.....the other had a gigantic orange monster with a wooden caveman mallet crushing the people while fire burnt everything and the sky was red that one always makes me laugh lol

I only had this one funny dream...I was walking in my backyard and I had to take a piss...I entered the barn that was close to the house (slightly different than the one in a real life) and just when I was about to do it, a man appeared in front of me, I turned around and climbed the ladders that took me to the second floor of the barn. I then tried to do it again but then some blonde kids all with blue eyes came there and started talking jokes about me. Then I woke up and went to the bathroom

Originally Posted by Advent Eye

I only had this one funny dream...I was walking in my backyard and I had to take a piss...I entered the barn that was close to the house (slightly different than the one in a real life) and just when I was about to do it, a man appeared in front of me, I turned around and climbed the ladders that took me to the second floor of the barn. I then tried to do it again but then some blonde kids all with blue eyes came there and started talking jokes about me. Then I woke up and went to the bathroom

OK, that's not too funny.

I had a funny dream last night where I was near a trench on a beach filled with a foot or two of water and I was holding a blue, inflatable thing that was two connected rings. My friend was in the trench and holding the other end of it. The reason I was doing this was because he was afraid he would drown in the water. So every once in a while, he would just randomly fall into the water and start splashing around, so I had to pull him back up every time.

THE THREAD IS BACK TO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had to be either a) the one where I'm licking caramel off a spoon and wake up to find I was licking my pillow or b) the one where a bunch of people and I are storming a castle on horseback, and one of my friends goes, "I bet that castle's so tall because they eat crackers!"

I can't think of many right now, although I'm sure I've had quite a few good ones.

I had this dream where I was in the mall, and there were midget people dressed in elf costumes... I decided to take a piss right there in the middle of the mall. The elves were walking around and instead of avoiding it, they kept walking into and slipping in this giant... lake of...

I walked to the bathroom and checked the mirror and saw myself behind me, then i got pushed on to the ground and my clone tried to have me choke on toiletpaper.

Originally Posted by Velarious

I walked to the bathroom and checked the mirror and saw myself behind me, then i got pushed on to the ground and my clone tried to have me choke on toiletpaper.

Rofl

Originally Posted by Puffin

I had this dream where I was in the mall, and there were midget people dressed in elf costumes... I decided to take a piss right there in the middle of the mall. The elves were walking around and instead of avoiding it, they kept walking into and slipping in this giant... lake of...

Originally Posted by Velarious

I walked to the bathroom and checked the mirror and saw myself behind me, then i got pushed on to the ground and my clone tried to have me choke on toiletpaper.

Those are funny! Keep teh funnies coming!

The most recent one I had.... I was being held captive in this house, but luckily for me the captors couldn't come out in the daylight so slept. I took this opportuinity to escape, using a metal candle holder I tried to smash the window open. No such luck, just scratched it. Then I found out I had to force open this handle thing. It opened I jumped out of the window, feeling very proud... then looked to my right where I saw that the window next to the one I'd fought to break out of had been open all along. Felt like a right spoon.

was having lunch at some school and i was watching ppl eat at the other table next to us, and i suddenly threw a large matress on to their table, i had no reason to and wasn't even lucid lol. oh and the receptionist from that school came to us really mad but somehow didn't notice it was me.

Originally Posted by Dreamdreamdream17

The most recent one I had.... I was being held captive in this house, but luckily for me the captors couldn't come out in the daylight so slept. I took this opportuinity to escape, using a metal candle holder I tried to smash the window open. No such luck, just scratched it. Then I found out I had to force open this handle thing. It opened I jumped out of the window, feeling very proud... then looked to my right where I saw that the window next to the one I'd fought to break out of had been open all along. Felt like a right spoon.

Ha, that's good! Epic music playing, you break out of a prison, then you see you could have just climbed out of an open window that was just as accessible!

i Had a great one a wile back
I was in a safari cafeteria with my two DC friends and we saw Robin Williams eating at one of the tables. I had to meet him, so we went over and when we reached his table a rhino started charging toward all of us. I grabbed Robin by his shirt and pulled him out of the way.
We stood facing each other and i was like "You are Robin Williams!" and he replied to me, "Yeah, can i have your shirt?"
Confused i took of my shirt and handed it to him; he smiled and walked away.
My DC friend said "Dude.. Robin Williams"

had a fckin hilarious moment last night when i was stabilising my dream by rubbing this guys afro. best thing was that he was absolutely cracking up while i was doing it and telling him it was a dream

Originally Posted by whiterain

had a fckin hilarious moment last night when i was stabilising my dream by rubbing this guys afro. best thing was that he was absolutely cracking up while i was doing it and telling him it was a dream

LOL, best thing I've heard today.

I had several funny dreams, they're all in my dream journal. But the funniest so far was when I randomly Moonwalked across the hood of a semi truck.

Originally Posted by MeltingShip

We stood facing each other and i was like "You are Robin Williams!" and he replied to me, "Yeah, can i have your shirt?"
Confused i took of my shirt and handed it to him; he smiled and walked away.

Originally Posted by whiterain

had a fckin hilarious moment last night when i was stabilising my dream by rubbing this guys afro. best thing was that he was absolutely cracking up while i was doing it and telling him it was a dream

That could become DV's new stabilizing technique...

i was walking in the forest alone when all of a sudden the trees grew arms and legs and ran after me to try to catch me.i tried to get inside my house but when i was about to get inside the house started running away from me.it was the weirdest dream i ever had.

Flying halfway through a wall is funny, right?

Alaskan dream numero uno! The only one I might add. - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

One of my funniest dreams ever I think was one in which I was a giant goose, too fat to fly or even waddle, and so I was just sitting the middle of a golf field. What a silly goose I was!

I'm not about to call it funny but I once dreamed a woman put a bra on a guy who laughed and turned into a werecat woman who was also the TF2 medic who looked male and then infected the mother who had turned into the TF2 Heavy.

I also dreamed that I, A male 21-year old, Was Rainbow Dash. Yes, I dreamed I was a cartoon Pegasus pony and that I flew into a tornado.

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Do you even need television with things like this happening?

Here's one that stands out for me:

It's a sunny day, and I am in the living room watching the weather forecast on TV. They're saying it's gonna rain heavily. A few minutes later, it starts to rain... but not water. It's raining LITTLE WOODEN BIRDS! Similar to the ones you see jumping out of those old cuckoo clocks. Now it's still sunny weather, but these birds are just falling out of the sky like crazy... hundreds, thousands of them, and as their falling to the ground their little wooden wings are flapping. I go out to my balcony to catch some, and I bring them into the house. I look at them and they're truly wooden birds.

This dream really stood out to me, and I won't forget it as long as I'm alive. It was really strange, yet funny at the same time. The birds looked something like this:

Except they had movable wings, which were also made out of wood. Crazy I tell you.

I was in my neighborhood at night and my neighbors and I were trying to catch a giant man eating pomeranian that had teamed up with a giant spider.

I once had this dream where i was walking near a forest and i see Weiner Heisnberg chopping down trees and looks all mad. So i go up to him and ask why is chopping down all the trees and he turns to me and says " I am trying to convince Bohr that his idea is stupid and that matrix mechanics is the correct model " .. so I say "well what does chopping down trees have to do with it?" and he looks at me and says " Well I would like to see Bohr prove that he can hear this!!" Then this squirrel comes up to us and says " I am Bohr !!" while throwing this nuts at his head and Hiensberg just went running out the woods screaming ... Woke up a bit dazed and confused.