So,

You know when you become lucid and everything is coated with a tinge of awe and wonder, everything is illuminated, colors are more vivid and the feeling of exuberance is fully taken you over,

Ye, so that never happens to me. All my lucid dreams are pretty bland and particularly insipid. When I try to fly I can only conjure a moon leap and then I crash. If I try to commence dream coitus I am always rejected and laughed at by my dream characters, jeez!

Why do all my LDŽs suck!