An (Admittedly Dumb) Alternative Mean of Flight

[Seabatt]

Okay, so I had a lucid dream last night. I jumped out of a window only to not fall down, but float upwards. I try to fly, but no dice. Then, an idea popped up. "How about I just swim?" Me, 2017 Even though I never swam (Correctly) in real life, I just flailed my arms and legs below me and hoped for the best. So, if any of you are having trouble flying, just swim in the air like a dog. Works for me. And to any of you who don't want to dogpaddle your way through the air, just point at a destination and let your body float over there. I did that when I got "tired" of swimming. In case none of you want to tire yourself.

[Him]

I am a diver and I'm used to looking at stuff from the perspective of floating above and moving around via swimming. I sometimes fly by swimming but I usually do it in a stupider way. I imagine that I have strings on my back like a puppet and that I'm being pulled in the direction that I want to go. I run into things fewer times and it's easy to pass through walls this way.